Best 126 quotes in «gas quotes» category

To fart or not to fart, that is the question.

Try as you might, you'll never be able to please an environmentalist. You can stop using coal to heat your house, you can stop throwing out bottles and cans, you can have every factory in Canada shut down and you can buy only organic gluten-free non-GMO food, you can give up your favorite station wagon for a weird electric hybrid, you can stop developing film and buy a never-ending cycle of digital cameras, you can give up your job at a refinery or mill, and they'll still get after you for not enjoying yourself while doing so.

Vents were added to the rear bonnet in 1972 and resulted in wet engines and starting problems, and then extra drip-trays to compensate. From 1968 the Beetle got the right side fuel flap that dodgy people used to break open to steal your gas – or your fuel cap – another hard to find item if lost!

Wealth of time is actually of more value than natural resources (petroleum, gold, diamond, gas etc.) and more valuable than human resources.

We weren’t running on fuel, we were running on fumes.

We are in the Frankenstein era.

When I was instructed to use medical oxygen to do my job at the W. M. Keck Observatory from 2001 to 2006, I was never told about the legal health information that is now posted on oxygen cylinders. My memories of the green medical oxygen cylinders that we would use daily is that they had no information on them and we were never given a recognised legal oxygen administration training course for routine daily use or a medical prescription from a doctor. We were shown the three oxygen cylinders at the facility and told to use them whenever we developed headaches, which was multiple times daily. It was common to find all three oxygen cylinders in use by other very high altitude workers and to have to line up to get a turn on the magical medical gas.

When discharging industrial gas into the indoor environment in high altitude astronomy, we never wore breathing respirators that fed us oxygenated air at above the legally required 19.5% oxygen levels.

When discharging industrial gas into the indoor environment in high altitude astronomy, we never wore protective breathing respirators that fed us oxygenated air at above the legally required 19.5% oxygen levels.

When I worked at the W. M. Keck Observatory on the 13,796 feet very high altitude summit of Mauna Kea, we would routinely be engulfed in cold clouds of helium and nitrogen gas as we discharged it into the video camera systems daily. The management team never warned us that we were in a hazardous oxygen deprived environment during this activity that was known for its ability to adversely affect physical and mental health, and possibly bring on death by asphyxiation.

When I worked in astronomy, I routinely observed young college and university students working with liquid nitrogen and breathing nitrogen gas as they discharged it into the indoor environment at high altitude.

You never cook onions with your beans. That’s a recipe for tear gas.

A website without SEO is like a car with no gas.

Always expect the unexpected. The oil and gas industry is terrible at predicting anything. Always have a back-up plan.

According to science, the universe began as a swirl of gas that, as it cooled, spun off the Ten Commandments.

Before you rob your first bank, knock off a couple of gas stations.

As the price of gas goes up, people will become more conscience of how much they use.

Gas consumption is growing everywhere.

Capital is to the progress of society what gas is to a car.

A vegan riding a hummer contributes less to greenhouse gas emissions than a meat eater riding a bicycle.

Column writing is like gas - it fills the available space.

Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work.

God is not going to send us a bill for solar energy, but the gas industry will.

Dammit!" "What?" Gonzo sounds panicked. "We're out of gas." "You're Shithenging me." "I Shithenge you not.

He gave life to the breath- oxygen, a simple gas, he transferred into words, ideas, hope.

How are we going to know what impact that has on the greenhouse gas emissions? How are we going to hold everybody accountable for doing their part?

Hydraulic fracking is very much a necessary part of the future of natural gas.

Eat more beans to produce more gas.

I'd love to fly, especially with the gas prices right now.

Greenhouse gas emissions: Ultimately, stabilisation - at whatever level - requires that annual emissions be brought down to more than 80% below current levels

I 'Don't See How It Matters' That I Don't Know The Price Of Gas.

If I relaxed, if I took my foot off the gas, I would probably die.

If silicon had been a gas I should have been a major-general.

If you don't have the story and the unfolding of the trajectory of the saga, it's like getting in a car and not having any gas.

If you ever take your foot off the gas pedal, things will spiral out of control, snowball downwards.

I can say that I don't see myself with the foot on the gas pedal as hard as it's been down for 16 years.

I got me a car and I got me some gas,Told everybody they could kiss my ass.

I had a job when I was 16 at a gas fitter, which was a bit like a pipe fitter.

I'll use the knives for spreading jam, and the gas to warm my greying love.

I don't think anyone can speculate what will happen with respect to oil prices and gas prices because they are set on the global economy.

If you sell me a car, we have perhaps made a good bargain for ourselves. But there are effects of this transaction on others, which we do not take into account. There is more pollution, the price of gas goes up, there is more congestion.

In order to win, you must be fully charged. To be fully charged, you must have gas in your tank.

I thought I was raptured up into the air today; turns out, it was just my gas oven exploding.

India unarmed would not require to be destroyed through poison gas or bombardment.

I see the strongest and the smartest men who have ever lived... and these men are pumping gas and waiting tables.

India has large proven reserves of gas that remain unexploited.

I vill destroy de snickers bar!" Gazzy(The Gas Man)

It sucks to think about, honestly, but when you really consider the resources that it takes to press vinyl records, or the amount of gas that it takes to tour, it's really quite scary.

I was in the oil business for a while--gas and oil, check the tires.

Leo: I'm almost out of gas! Woah, that came out wrong. I meant the burning kind!