Best 142 quotes in «sense of humor quotes» category

Ricky Gervais, Louis CK, Anthony Jeselnik and I have the same sense of humor. They're just better at it than I am.

Respect? Of course, always, to all, because everything seems funnier when you're trying to show respect.

Studies have shown a woman looking for a 'sense of humour' wants a man who makes jokes and who likes to laugh. A man looking for the same quality in a woman does not expect her to be funny; rather, he wants her to laugh at his jokes.

Savannah handed the glass to Gregori, her eyes anxious. Gary touched his neck. He felt a little dizzy, and there was a burning sensation on the side of his neck, but when he touched his pulse, his hand came away free of blood. He glanced at Gregori. “You did it already, didn’t you?” “Drink all of it.” Gregori held the glass to his lips. “I saw no reason to prolong the suspense. Your mind was quite made up.” “Welcome to my world, Gary.” Savannah was flashing her mischievous smile. “He considers you family and under his protection now, so he’s bound to be impossibly bossy.” Gary groaned. “I didn’t consider that. Damn. You’re right. He can’t help himself; it’s his nature.” “Do not start, you two. I did not think what it would be like to have the two of you driving me insane.” Gregori sounded disgusted, but Gary was beginning to understand him a little. He never really changed expression, and his eyes gave nothing away, but Gary could almost feel Gregori’s silent laughter. “You do have a sense of humor,” he accused him. “Well, do not blame me. It is Savannah’s fault. She insists on it,” Gregori replied in disgust.

Some people seem quite destitute a sense of humour.

The mark of a poor comedian is not making the other person laugh. The mark of a worse comedian is asking if the person got it.

There is nothing better in life than commitment to personal development and lifelong learning.

The Reverend William Trent, whose mind was of a serious order, had several times warned his elder sister that too lively a sense of humour frequently led to laxity of principle. She now perceived how right he was; and wondered, in dismay, whether it was because he invariably made her laugh that instead of regarding the Nonesuch with revulsion she was obliged to struggle against the impulse to cast every scruple to the winds, and to give her life into his keeping.

Thinking over this thought, this whole thinking makes no sense.

We can always lace a sense of humor around anything.

Your obsession with being in control of your mind makes you so stiff all the times; that is why our egos are growing, and our sense of humor is shrinking.

A general truth is to have a good sense of humor. Roll with the punches of life's ups and downs. Laughing at yourself always helps.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

Surviving dangerous times require a sense of humor.

The first step towards true enlightenment is to lighten up on yourself.

Villagers saw me as a person when I played with them, as opposed to when I talked with them.

Why, Jack-off... You actually have a sense of humor! You should share that playful side more often. Guys really go for it.

All the people who follow me on Twitter know my sense of humor. I sometimes forget the blogosphere will give it more weight than I intended.

Among animals, one has a sense of humor. Humor saves a few steps, it saves years.

And we all vied, in saving face, to be the greatest student of human nature, the person with the quickest sense of humor.

A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those worth committing.

Art Modell was a visionary, a deal-maker and a friend. And he possessed a marvelous sense of humor.

Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.

Cervantes is the most important Spanish writer. But he is not the most representative of the Spanish. His irony, his sense of humor - they are too subtle to seem Spanish.

At the top of the list of what makes a successful marriage, is a sense of humor.

Candidates should be extremely cautious in displaying a sense of humor. If he or she tells a joke with a point, there is almost certain to be some minority group offended.

Education always continues. We all know that beauty fades, but what stays is a person's personality, their sense of humor, their wit, what they're interested in. That's what really shines.

Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.

God displayed a sense of humor when he configured the region between our legs an entertainment complex built around a sewage system.

Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles.

Have a sense of humor to break the tension in times of great toil.

Delicate humor is the crowning virtue of the saints.

He was through playing games. When it came to Soteria, he had no sense of humor whatsoever. Anyone who threatened her, ended their life. It was that simple.

His sense of humor is purely cheap vaudeville, yet everyone falls for it.

I'd have to say that Kenny White has earned a place among my favorite singer/songwritersand particularly, lyricists. As we say in the trade “he goes deep.” A true wordsmith AND musician who reveals a fine sense of humor, as well. Put on your headphones and listen carefully.

I didn't see much besides Melbourne and a quick trip down to the Twelve Apostles, but all the Aussies I encountered were good-spirited and had a fine sense of humor.

I chose Eat: LA as a broadcast partner because of its good taste, sense of humor, and spirit of adventure.

I don't really think of myself as quirky; I have sort of an unusual sense of humor.

Hang onto your sense of humor. I picture my obituary : The sexiest man alive is now dead.

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor.

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor.

I had made her so unhappy that she had developed a sense of humor. [-Rabo Karabekian]

I find intelligence sexy. I find a sense of humor sexy. I find sensitivity sexy.

I had used my sense of humor; I had called it proportion, perspective. But perspective is distance.

I have a good sense of humor. I think everything we do should have whimsy in it.

I have a great sense of humor, but it has an ironic twist to it.

I have always had a sense that we are all pretty much alone in life, particularly in adolescence.

I had these slinky eyes and a sense of humor.

If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.

I like whimsy and satire, and that's what Americans like so much about Brits. We bring subtlety and sense of humor that you sometimes lack. We have a very long history of importing Brits like Christopher Hitchens who are better at it than Americans are.