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    Penny rolled over, got to her feet, trying to get control of her scattered mind, but Quinn was behind her now and had his powerful arm around her neck. “I will snap your neck, Penny. I swear to God, I will snap your neck. Nothing you can do will stop me.” Penny went limp. “You think the king will let you get away with this, Quinn?” she hissed. “Anyone messes with me, Penny, you or anyone else, and I go on strike. See how well you enjoy life without me and my crews. Without food.

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    A good smoker, like a good lover, always takes his time with a cigar.

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    Sometimes a cigar is just a smoke and a coincidence is just a coincidence.

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    And so the liberal tendency became a habit with Stepan Arkadyich, and he liked his newspaper, as he liked a cigar after dinner, for the slight haze it produced in his head.

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    A Hoyo de Monterrey double corona is my favourite Cuban since Desi Arnaz.

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    Ah, if only I had brought a cigar with me! This would have established my identity.

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    Also, he was smoking a cigar, and when a man is smoking a cigar, wearing a hat, he has an advantage; it is harder to find out how he feels.

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    Any man who doesn't partake in cigar smoking is nothing more than a weak-willed, meandering oaf, and I would never put my lips to those of any creature, man or beast, whose lips were not fresh awash in the currents of cigar smoke.'

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    An Internet rumor claims that John Kerry had an affair with a young woman. When asked if this was similar to the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal, a spokesman said 'Close, but no cigar.'

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    Any cigar smoker is a friend, because I know how he feels.

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    A pipe for the hour of work; a cigarette for the hour of conception; a cigar for the hour of vacuity.

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    A woman is just a script, but a cigar is a motion picture.

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    Cigars are no safe alternative act.

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    Cigars should be like onions," she said, unfastening the catch and pushing back the pane. "Either the whole company does, or the whole company does not.

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    Cigar smoking by it's very nature is much more reflective than interactive.

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    He strains his conversation through a cigar.

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    Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.

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    By the cigars they smoke, and the composers they love, ye shall know the texture of men's souls.

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    I expect a cigar.....not lit, hopefully

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    If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won''t go.

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    If the birth of a genius resembles that of an idiot, the end of a Havana Corona resembles that of a 5-cent cigar.

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    If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I'd sleep with it.

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    I always smoked cigars. I've smoked cigars with everybody in show business.

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    If you can't send money, send tobacco.

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    I have only one moral precept; never smoke more than five cigars at a time.

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    I smoke a cigar or two a day. I did have a brownie once. It made me sleepy.

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    I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

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    I ordinarily smoke fifteen cigars during my five hours' labours, and if my interest reaches the enthusiastic point, I smoke more. I smoke with all my might, and allow no intervals.

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    I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.

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    I smoke a pipe abroad, because To all cigars I much prefer it, And as I scorn you social laws, My choice has nothing to deter it.

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    If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.

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    I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

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    I'll smoke anything. I won't spend a lot of money on cigars, because I consider that too self indulgent. $3, max, except for special occasions. And yes, I do know the difference.

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    I wrinkled my nose, trying to figure out what he smelled like. Not cigarettes. Something richer, fouler. Cigars.

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    Lastly (and this is, perhaps, the golden rule), no woman should marry a man who does not smoke.

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    I smoke really good cigars, I don't smoke Cuban cigars. I would never do anything as Un-American as smoke a decent cigar.

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    Life's too short to drink bad wine or smoke poor cigars.

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    My boy! Smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life, and if you decide in advance not to smoke, i can only feel sorry for you.

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    Only fine cigars are worth smoking and only men who smoke fine cigars are worth kissing.

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    My first stringed instrument was a cigar box banjo where I cut and turned the pegs and strung the wires myself.

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    No one can tell me what is a good cigar--for me. I am the only judge... There are no standards--no real standards. Each man's preference is the only standard for him, the only one which he can accept, the only one which can command him.

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    Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.

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    Rhythm is best expressed in any swing directed at a cigar stump or a dandelion head.

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    Somehow I had to turn the salted peanuts in the cigar box into petits fours.

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    No cigar-smoker ever committed suicide.

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    The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit.

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    The most futile and disastrous day seems well spent when it is reviewed through the blue, fragrant smoke of a Havana Cigar.

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    There are two things worth living for, one is a good cigar, the other is a better one.

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    There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.

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    The cigar is the perfect complement to an elegant lifestyle.