Best 60 quotes in «cigar quotes» category

I’ve seen how cigarettes went from being advertised in every type of media to being something found to be deadly… they can’t kill me no matter how many of them I smoke but I’ve seen humans die from smoking them… if I were you I would stop smoking them.” “Why should I? You smoke ‘em all the time, you chain-smoke cigarettes,” Mandy pointed out. “Yeah, I started doing that back in the Sixties… for reasons you likely saw on those VHS tapes… but I’m not a person, I’m Pollution, things like that aren’t dangerous to me but they are to you,” Alecto told her. “It’s not a good idea.

I smell your cigar. Delicious! Give me one directly.

A good smoker, like a good lover, always takes his time with a cigar.

Penny rolled over, got to her feet, trying to get control of her scattered mind, but Quinn was behind her now and had his powerful arm around her neck. “I will snap your neck, Penny. I swear to God, I will snap your neck. Nothing you can do will stop me.” Penny went limp. “You think the king will let you get away with this, Quinn?” she hissed. “Anyone messes with me, Penny, you or anyone else, and I go on strike. See how well you enjoy life without me and my crews. Without food.

Ah, if only I had brought a cigar with me! This would have established my identity.

Also, he was smoking a cigar, and when a man is smoking a cigar, wearing a hat, he has an advantage; it is harder to find out how he feels.

A Hoyo de Monterrey double corona is my favourite Cuban since Desi Arnaz.

And so the liberal tendency became a habit with Stepan Arkadyich, and he liked his newspaper, as he liked a cigar after dinner, for the slight haze it produced in his head.

An Internet rumor claims that John Kerry had an affair with a young woman. When asked if this was similar to the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal, a spokesman said 'Close, but no cigar.'

Any cigar smoker is a friend, because I know how he feels.

I always smoked cigars. I've smoked cigars with everybody in show business.

Any man who doesn't partake in cigar smoking is nothing more than a weak-willed, meandering oaf, and I would never put my lips to those of any creature, man or beast, whose lips were not fresh awash in the currents of cigar smoke.'

A pipe for the hour of work; a cigarette for the hour of conception; a cigar for the hour of vacuity.

A woman is just a script, but a cigar is a motion picture.

Cigar smoking by it's very nature is much more reflective than interactive.

He strains his conversation through a cigar.

Sometimes a cigar is just a smoke and a coincidence is just a coincidence.

By the cigars they smoke, and the composers they love, ye shall know the texture of men's souls.

Cigars are no safe alternative act.

Cigars should be like onions," she said, unfastening the catch and pushing back the pane. "Either the whole company does, or the whole company does not.

Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.

If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I'd sleep with it.

If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.

If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won''t go.

If you can't send money, send tobacco.

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

I have only one moral precept; never smoke more than five cigars at a time.

I'll smoke anything. I won't spend a lot of money on cigars, because I consider that too self indulgent. $3, max, except for special occasions. And yes, I do know the difference.

I ordinarily smoke fifteen cigars during my five hours' labours, and if my interest reaches the enthusiastic point, I smoke more. I smoke with all my might, and allow no intervals.

I expect a cigar.....not lit, hopefully

I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.

I smoke a cigar or two a day. I did have a brownie once. It made me sleepy.

If the birth of a genius resembles that of an idiot, the end of a Havana Corona resembles that of a 5-cent cigar.

I smoke a pipe abroad, because To all cigars I much prefer it, And as I scorn you social laws, My choice has nothing to deter it.

I smoke really good cigars, I don't smoke Cuban cigars. I would never do anything as Un-American as smoke a decent cigar.

No one can tell me what is a good cigar--for me. I am the only judge... There are no standards--no real standards. Each man's preference is the only standard for him, the only one which he can accept, the only one which can command him.

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

I wrinkled my nose, trying to figure out what he smelled like. Not cigarettes. Something richer, fouler. Cigars.

Lastly (and this is, perhaps, the golden rule), no woman should marry a man who does not smoke.

Life's too short to drink bad wine or smoke poor cigars.

My first stringed instrument was a cigar box banjo where I cut and turned the pegs and strung the wires myself.

Rhythm is best expressed in any swing directed at a cigar stump or a dandelion head.

No cigar-smoker ever committed suicide.

Only fine cigars are worth smoking and only men who smoke fine cigars are worth kissing.

Somehow I had to turn the salted peanuts in the cigar box into petits fours.

There's nothing quite like tobacco: it's the passion of decent folk, and whoever lives without tobacco doesn't deserve to live.

Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.

The cigar is the perfect complement to an elegant lifestyle.

There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.

My boy! Smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life, and if you decide in advance not to smoke, i can only feel sorry for you.