Best 60 quotes in «cigar quotes» category

A good smoker, like a good lover, always takes his time with a cigar.

Ah, if only I had brought a cigar with me! This would have established my identity.

A Hoyo de Monterrey double corona is my favourite Cuban since Desi Arnaz.

Also, he was smoking a cigar, and when a man is smoking a cigar, wearing a hat, he has an advantage; it is harder to find out how he feels.

And so the liberal tendency became a habit with Stepan Arkadyich, and he liked his newspaper, as he liked a cigar after dinner, for the slight haze it produced in his head.

An Internet rumor claims that John Kerry had an affair with a young woman. When asked if this was similar to the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal, a spokesman said 'Close, but no cigar.'

Any cigar smoker is a friend, because I know how he feels.

A pipe for the hour of work; a cigarette for the hour of conception; a cigar for the hour of vacuity.

Cigar smoking by it's very nature is much more reflective than interactive.

A woman is just a script, but a cigar is a motion picture.

By the cigars they smoke, and the composers they love, ye shall know the texture of men's souls.

Any man who doesn't partake in cigar smoking is nothing more than a weak-willed, meandering oaf, and I would never put my lips to those of any creature, man or beast, whose lips were not fresh awash in the currents of cigar smoke.'

Cigars are no safe alternative act.

Cigars should be like onions," she said, unfastening the catch and pushing back the pane. "Either the whole company does, or the whole company does not.

If the birth of a genius resembles that of an idiot, the end of a Havana Corona resembles that of a 5-cent cigar.

He strains his conversation through a cigar.

I always smoked cigars. I've smoked cigars with everybody in show business.

Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.

I expect a cigar.....not lit, hopefully

If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.

If you can't send money, send tobacco.

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won''t go.

I have only one moral precept; never smoke more than five cigars at a time.

I'll smoke anything. I won't spend a lot of money on cigars, because I consider that too self indulgent. $3, max, except for special occasions. And yes, I do know the difference.

I smoke a cigar or two a day. I did have a brownie once. It made me sleepy.

I ordinarily smoke fifteen cigars during my five hours' labours, and if my interest reaches the enthusiastic point, I smoke more. I smoke with all my might, and allow no intervals.

If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I'd sleep with it.

I wrinkled my nose, trying to figure out what he smelled like. Not cigarettes. Something richer, fouler. Cigars.

I smoke a pipe abroad, because To all cigars I much prefer it, And as I scorn you social laws, My choice has nothing to deter it.

I smoke really good cigars, I don't smoke Cuban cigars. I would never do anything as Un-American as smoke a decent cigar.

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.

My boy! Smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life, and if you decide in advance not to smoke, i can only feel sorry for you.

Lastly (and this is, perhaps, the golden rule), no woman should marry a man who does not smoke.

No cigar-smoker ever committed suicide.

Life's too short to drink bad wine or smoke poor cigars.

No one can tell me what is a good cigar--for me. I am the only judge... There are no standards--no real standards. Each man's preference is the only standard for him, the only one which he can accept, the only one which can command him.

Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.

Rhythm is best expressed in any swing directed at a cigar stump or a dandelion head.

Only fine cigars are worth smoking and only men who smoke fine cigars are worth kissing.

My first stringed instrument was a cigar box banjo where I cut and turned the pegs and strung the wires myself.

The cigar is the perfect complement to an elegant lifestyle.

Somehow I had to turn the salted peanuts in the cigar box into petits fours.

The most futile and disastrous day seems well spent when it is reviewed through the blue, fragrant smoke of a Havana Cigar.

There are two things worth living for, one is a good cigar, the other is a better one.

There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.

The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit.

When you're winning the grass is greener, the cigars are sweeter and the girls are better looking!

There's nothing quite like tobacco: it's the passion of decent folk, and whoever lives without tobacco doesn't deserve to live.