Best 60 quotes in «cigar quotes» category

The cigar is the perfect complement to an elegant lifestyle.

There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.

The most futile and disastrous day seems well spent when it is reviewed through the blue, fragrant smoke of a Havana Cigar.

The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit.

There are two things worth living for, one is a good cigar, the other is a better one.

There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it.

There's nothing quite like tobacco: it's the passion of decent folk, and whoever lives without tobacco doesn't deserve to live.

When you're winning the grass is greener, the cigars are sweeter and the girls are better looking!

Yeah, man. It's time to let de people get good herbs and smoke. Government's a joke. All dey wan' is ya smoke cigarettes and cigar. Some cigar wickeder den herb. Yeah, man, ya can't smoke cigar. Smoke herb. Some big cigar me see man wit', God bless! Me tell him must smoke herb.

An ad for cigars appears in 100,000 newspapers; sales of that brand increase by 3% for a short time thereafter. A new play receives a viciously negative review in a theatrical journal that prints 500 copies; the playwright shoots himself. Who’s the better writer?

Women are jealous of cigars... they regard them as a strong rival.

With a cigar like in life, you got to have some length, and some girth.

He smells of secondhand cigar smoke and a brew of perfumes from his bachelor party, but it would be enticing foreplay to shower him fresh before sullying him anew.

Penny rolled over, got to her feet, trying to get control of her scattered mind, but Quinn was behind her now and had his powerful arm around her neck. “I will snap your neck, Penny. I swear to God, I will snap your neck. Nothing you can do will stop me.” Penny went limp. “You think the king will let you get away with this, Quinn?” she hissed. “Anyone messes with me, Penny, you or anyone else, and I go on strike. See how well you enjoy life without me and my crews. Without food.

I smell your cigar. Delicious! Give me one directly.

Sometimes a cigar is just a smoke and a coincidence is just a coincidence.

I’ve seen how cigarettes went from being advertised in every type of media to being something found to be deadly… they can’t kill me no matter how many of them I smoke but I’ve seen humans die from smoking them… if I were you I would stop smoking them.” “Why should I? You smoke ‘em all the time, you chain-smoke cigarettes,” Mandy pointed out. “Yeah, I started doing that back in the Sixties… for reasons you likely saw on those VHS tapes… but I’m not a person, I’m Pollution, things like that aren’t dangerous to me but they are to you,” Alecto told her. “It’s not a good idea.

A good smoker, like a good lover, always takes his time with a cigar.

A Hoyo de Monterrey double corona is my favourite Cuban since Desi Arnaz.

Any man who doesn't partake in cigar smoking is nothing more than a weak-willed, meandering oaf, and I would never put my lips to those of any creature, man or beast, whose lips were not fresh awash in the currents of cigar smoke.'

Also, he was smoking a cigar, and when a man is smoking a cigar, wearing a hat, he has an advantage; it is harder to find out how he feels.

And so the liberal tendency became a habit with Stepan Arkadyich, and he liked his newspaper, as he liked a cigar after dinner, for the slight haze it produced in his head.

An Internet rumor claims that John Kerry had an affair with a young woman. When asked if this was similar to the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal, a spokesman said 'Close, but no cigar.'

Any cigar smoker is a friend, because I know how he feels.

A pipe for the hour of work; a cigarette for the hour of conception; a cigar for the hour of vacuity.

Cigar smoking by it's very nature is much more reflective than interactive.

A woman is just a script, but a cigar is a motion picture.

Ah, if only I had brought a cigar with me! This would have established my identity.

Cigars are no safe alternative act.

Cigars should be like onions," she said, unfastening the catch and pushing back the pane. "Either the whole company does, or the whole company does not.

He strains his conversation through a cigar.

By the cigars they smoke, and the composers they love, ye shall know the texture of men's souls.

If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won''t go.

Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.

If the birth of a genius resembles that of an idiot, the end of a Havana Corona resembles that of a 5-cent cigar.

If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.

If you can't send money, send tobacco.

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

I have only one moral precept; never smoke more than five cigars at a time.

I always smoked cigars. I've smoked cigars with everybody in show business.

I expect a cigar.....not lit, hopefully

If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I'd sleep with it.

I'll smoke anything. I won't spend a lot of money on cigars, because I consider that too self indulgent. $3, max, except for special occasions. And yes, I do know the difference.

I ordinarily smoke fifteen cigars during my five hours' labours, and if my interest reaches the enthusiastic point, I smoke more. I smoke with all my might, and allow no intervals.

I smoke a cigar or two a day. I did have a brownie once. It made me sleepy.

I smoke a pipe abroad, because To all cigars I much prefer it, And as I scorn you social laws, My choice has nothing to deter it.

I smoke really good cigars, I don't smoke Cuban cigars. I would never do anything as Un-American as smoke a decent cigar.

I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.

Lastly (and this is, perhaps, the golden rule), no woman should marry a man who does not smoke.

Life's too short to drink bad wine or smoke poor cigars.