Best 60 quotes in «cigar quotes» category

He strains his conversation through a cigar.

Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.

If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I'd sleep with it.

I expect a cigar.....not lit, hopefully

I always smoked cigars. I've smoked cigars with everybody in show business.

If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won''t go.

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

If the birth of a genius resembles that of an idiot, the end of a Havana Corona resembles that of a 5-cent cigar.

If you can't send money, send tobacco.

If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.

I smoke a cigar or two a day. I did have a brownie once. It made me sleepy.

I have only one moral precept; never smoke more than five cigars at a time.

I ordinarily smoke fifteen cigars during my five hours' labours, and if my interest reaches the enthusiastic point, I smoke more. I smoke with all my might, and allow no intervals.

I smoke a pipe abroad, because To all cigars I much prefer it, And as I scorn you social laws, My choice has nothing to deter it.

I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.

I'll smoke anything. I won't spend a lot of money on cigars, because I consider that too self indulgent. $3, max, except for special occasions. And yes, I do know the difference.

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

I smoke really good cigars, I don't smoke Cuban cigars. I would never do anything as Un-American as smoke a decent cigar.

Life's too short to drink bad wine or smoke poor cigars.

My boy! Smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life, and if you decide in advance not to smoke, i can only feel sorry for you.

Lastly (and this is, perhaps, the golden rule), no woman should marry a man who does not smoke.

I wrinkled my nose, trying to figure out what he smelled like. Not cigarettes. Something richer, fouler. Cigars.

No cigar-smoker ever committed suicide.

Only fine cigars are worth smoking and only men who smoke fine cigars are worth kissing.

No one can tell me what is a good cigar--for me. I am the only judge... There are no standards--no real standards. Each man's preference is the only standard for him, the only one which he can accept, the only one which can command him.

My first stringed instrument was a cigar box banjo where I cut and turned the pegs and strung the wires myself.

Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.

Somehow I had to turn the salted peanuts in the cigar box into petits fours.

The most futile and disastrous day seems well spent when it is reviewed through the blue, fragrant smoke of a Havana Cigar.

Rhythm is best expressed in any swing directed at a cigar stump or a dandelion head.

The cigar is the perfect complement to an elegant lifestyle.

There are two things worth living for, one is a good cigar, the other is a better one.

There's nothing quite like tobacco: it's the passion of decent folk, and whoever lives without tobacco doesn't deserve to live.

There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.

The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit.

There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it.

When you're winning the grass is greener, the cigars are sweeter and the girls are better looking!

Women are jealous of cigars... they regard them as a strong rival.

An ad for cigars appears in 100,000 newspapers; sales of that brand increase by 3% for a short time thereafter. A new play receives a viciously negative review in a theatrical journal that prints 500 copies; the playwright shoots himself. Who’s the better writer?

Yeah, man. It's time to let de people get good herbs and smoke. Government's a joke. All dey wan' is ya smoke cigarettes and cigar. Some cigar wickeder den herb. Yeah, man, ya can't smoke cigar. Smoke herb. Some big cigar me see man wit', God bless! Me tell him must smoke herb.

He smells of secondhand cigar smoke and a brew of perfumes from his bachelor party, but it would be enticing foreplay to shower him fresh before sullying him anew.

With a cigar like in life, you got to have some length, and some girth.

Sometimes a cigar is just a smoke and a coincidence is just a coincidence.

I smell your cigar. Delicious! Give me one directly.

I’ve seen how cigarettes went from being advertised in every type of media to being something found to be deadly… they can’t kill me no matter how many of them I smoke but I’ve seen humans die from smoking them… if I were you I would stop smoking them.” “Why should I? You smoke ‘em all the time, you chain-smoke cigarettes,” Mandy pointed out. “Yeah, I started doing that back in the Sixties… for reasons you likely saw on those VHS tapes… but I’m not a person, I’m Pollution, things like that aren’t dangerous to me but they are to you,” Alecto told her. “It’s not a good idea.

Penny rolled over, got to her feet, trying to get control of her scattered mind, but Quinn was behind her now and had his powerful arm around her neck. “I will snap your neck, Penny. I swear to God, I will snap your neck. Nothing you can do will stop me.” Penny went limp. “You think the king will let you get away with this, Quinn?” she hissed. “Anyone messes with me, Penny, you or anyone else, and I go on strike. See how well you enjoy life without me and my crews. Without food.

Ah, if only I had brought a cigar with me! This would have established my identity.

A good smoker, like a good lover, always takes his time with a cigar.

A Hoyo de Monterrey double corona is my favourite Cuban since Desi Arnaz.

An Internet rumor claims that John Kerry had an affair with a young woman. When asked if this was similar to the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal, a spokesman said 'Close, but no cigar.'