Best 625 quotes in «dumb quotes» category

I'm from Hollywood, I'm too dumb to be nervous about New York.

I'm going to be honest with you - I don't know a lot about Cuba's healthcare system. Is it a government-run system?

I might not understand everything a Democrat or liberal thinks but hey let's be honest, I don't understand some of the things the Republicans think, but that doesn't make me some dumb hick that doesn't have the right to live here.

I miss being able to wake up when I want and go on stage when I want and pull down my pants when I want.

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper.

I'm kind of like a dumb model.

I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie.

I'm not going to just do a dumb zombie movie, although I love zombie movies.

I'm not sure how healthy bacon is in general, but I know it's incredibly delicious.

I'm pretty cautious and not very athletic, so I've only had really dumb injuries, like sprained ankles and allergic reactions. I did have to go to the hospital after slicing my finger while trying to cut a Kaiser roll in half.

I'm pretty goofy and I make a lot of dumb jokes - life is too short to be serious, so I guess that's how I flirt. To be honest, I think I'm too shy and reserved to be a proper old fashioned flirt.

I'm really, really dumb about describing wine, but I like wine that's full-bodied and dry.

I'm too old to be governed by fear of dumb people.

In 1919 I woke up famous. I'd never guessed it. If I'd known I was famous, I'd have stolen away and wept. I was stupid. I was supposed to be intelligent. I was sensitive and very dumb.

In a world of dumb terminals and telephones, networks had to be smart. But in a world of smart terminals, networks have to be dumb.

In every age of well-marked transition, there is the pattern of habitual dumb practice and emotion which is passing and there is oncoming a new complex of habit.

In fact, I was too dumb to save any of the old comic books or the old artwork. I used to give them away.

I Play When I Want to Play.

In my industry, everybody wants to know everything about you, and its just dumb. I think the only way of maintaining some of that mystique is by not giving away too much about yourself. It has served me well so far. I never want to feel up for grabs.

Innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm.

Innumeracy and pseudoscience are often associated, in part because of the ease with which mathematical certainty can be invoked, to bludgeon the innumerate into a dumb acquiescence.

In the early part of my life I carried the flame for fiery women: perky women who were not dumb.

In the world's broad field of battle, In the bivouac of Life, Be not like dumb, driven cattle! Be a hero in the strife!

I paraphrase Aristotle: If you want to be comical, write about people to whom the audience can feel superior; if you want to be tragical, write about at least one person to whom the audience is bound to feel inferior, and no fair having human problems solved by dumb luck or heavenly intervention.

I probably wasted a couple of thousand dollars on some dumb-ass clothes.

I really enjoyed working on 'Dumb & Dumberer' with Cheri Oteri, maybe because we are both into improvisations. We were meant to act together.

In Fahrenheit 451, Ray Bradbury raised cautions against mass media, especially the television, which dumb down human sensibilities and coerce everybody's thoughts into a single uniform value, allowing human to forget the fundamental action of "having one's opinion". As a result, the society deteriorates. I decided to exhibit [Edward] Kienholz's work which features television as its subject, as well as the Big Double Cross as works that represent this warning.

Innocence always calls mutely for protection when we would be so much wiser to guard ourselves against it: innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm.

I once dated a guy so dumb he could not count to 21 unless he was naked

I play dumb like Jessica Simpson plays dumb. But we know exactly what we're doing. We're smart blondes.

I really didn't say everything I said.

I recognise no God except the God that is to be found in the hearts of the dumb millions.

Is an egg a vegetable?

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

I see these other actors come up with this tough-guy personas and now when they're on talk shows they're all... But that's not really the way they are. I probably could have used a little bit of that. At one point I was labeled "The King Of Dumb White Guys." I was offended by that when I was younger, but I understand what that's from, so I was like, "Only a genius can play a fool." But I'm very aware of that, and I'll play into it and use it however I need to use it.

I take them 8 to 80, dumb, crippled, and crazy. Crisp and clean with no caffeine, and a pair of spandex or either tight jeans.

I thought I was so ugly for so long, and I wasted so much of my life on this dumb notion.

I think egg boiling is the hardest thing I've ever done, but I can make a tiramisu anytime you want.

I think the best thing about being dumb is that it makes magic a lot better. Where the hell did that rat come from? I dunno, but I'm calling the cops because he just cut that lady in half.

I thought lightning wasn't supposed to strike in the same place twice....sure it does...but only if you're too dumb to move.

I tell my students that when you write, you should pretend you’re writing the best letter you ever wrote to the smartest friend you have. That way, you’ll never dumb things down. You won’t have to explain things that don’t need explaining. You’ll assume an intimacy and a natural shorthand, which is good because readers are smart and don’t wish to be condescended to.

I think maybe Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. But he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight. Rush Limbaugh, 'I hope the country fails' - I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? ... He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.

It is a bad sign when a new-born babe has not lungs enough to make itself heard over the whole house. It is equally a bad symptom when the new convert is born dumb, and cannot find his voice to praise God audibly.

It is unfortunate to consider all lawyers as natural Satanists many are just dumb.

It's a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb.

It posed the question posed by all such stone piles.: how had puny men moved stones so big? And, like all such stone piles, it answered the question itself. Dumb terror had moved those stones so big

It's a humbling thing being humble.

It's kind of dumb; everybody should be able to listen to the kind of music they want and just because you're a fan of a band for a longer period of time doesn't mean you have a greater stake of claim to the band or the music.

It's all right leaping about the stage when you're 20 but when you get to 25 it gets a bit embarrassing

It's a question of whether we're going to go forward into the future, or past to the back.