Best 625 quotes in «dumb quotes» category

I ain't gonna be no escape-goat!

I also think I was incredibly immature and inexperienced. I had little idea how to navigate the many network politics so allies became enemies and those responsible for helping and mentoring me to succeed in my new position had other agendas. At the end of the day I was young and dumb but super talented.

I always felt like I could be funny, but there was a part of me that always judged actors so harshly... I thought all actors were dumb-that they must have serious emotional problems. Even if they don't, that's the perception I had of them. I didn't want anyone to see me that way.

I always wanted to be a hairdresser.

I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less.

I am dumb when it comes to learning dance steps.

I am not fitted to give concerts. The audience intimidates me, I feel choked by its breath, paralyzed by its curious glances, struck dumb by all those strange faces.

I am not opposed to all wars. I'm opposed to dumb wars.

I batted my eyelashes and did my best to appear dumb as a board

I can preach until your deaf and dumb, I'm in that soul saving army beating on that big bass drum.

I believe that anyone who doesn't read remains dumb. Even if they know how, failing to regularly ingest the written word dooms them to ignorance, no matter what else they have or do.

I can't stand any music that requires its singers to be so dumb they wear their baseball caps backwards.

I can't decide if this movie is so spectacularly, breathtakingly dumb as to induce stupidity in anyone who watches, or so brutally brilliant that it disarms all reason. What's the difference?

I'd like - inviting aliens and have them observe what we do because so much of what we do that we take for granted will just be weird or extraordinary or just plain dumb when observed by an alien from another civilization.

I'd go for parts that didn't pay a dime, and there would be 300 to 400 actors there. It could be very discouraging. To make it in this business, you have to have a kind of dumb sense that you're really good. You have to believe that someone is going to recognize that.

I did a terrible television pilot that was so badly written and dumb that it became a turning point for me and I decided that I would never accept a job just because I needed the money.

I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.

I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

I don't have many superstitions, just dumb things I don't talk about. I will not sign an autograph with a green pen.

I don't oppose all wars. What I am opposed to is a dumb war. What I am opposed to is a rash war.

I don't like to be on a set and wait three hours, just to make some lighting adjustments. I like to shoot. That's what I want to do. I'd rather shoot something dumb than wait.

I don't want men of experience working for me. The experienced man is always telling me why something can't be done. The fellow who has not had any experience is so dumb he doesn't know a thing can't be done - and he goes ahead and does it.

I don't think this is an example of life and limb being at risk. I like the fact that our fans care.

I do remember at my very first opening in 1979 another artist coming up to me, and he was haranguing me, saying, "Did you really intend for these things to be so dumb? You just put it there and took a picture of it." He wouldn't let it go. So that's what made me think about the dumbness aspect more.

I don't want to speak for my movies; you could say my movies are just completely silly and dumb, but in the case of 'Idiocracy' and 'Borat,' without a doubt there is a really subversive and sophisticated assault on American culture. It's one thing to mess stuff up and break stuff, but [Borat] is really pointing out the ideology of America. It's one thing to break stuff and damage people's possessions, but when you start aiming at the ideology of America, that's dangerous comedy.

I don't want to write melodies anymore. I can only write really simple, dumb caveman melodies.

I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me.

I'd rather be smart and poor than rich and dumb.

I felt like my vote was the vote that put [Obama] into office. It was down to one vote, and that was going to be my vote. And that may not be true, but that's how much power it felt like I had.

I felt dumb and subdued. Every time I tried to concentrate, my mind glided off, like a skater, into a large empty space, and pirouetted there, absently.

If a man is dumb, someone is going to get the best of him, so why not you? If you don't, you're as dumb as he is

If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours.

If I am going to trash others for their dumb predictions, I must at least hold myself to the same sort of accountability.

If I could go into the woods and kill a bear myself, I'd wear it proudly as a trophy.

If I did that, I'd be sticking my head in a moose.

If I come up with rules or limitations it focuses me in a direction. And those rules can change if you realize it's a dumb idea. You start to mutate it to see what fits best.

If I could be doing anything, I'd be laying on the floor in my birthday suit eating junk food and watching something dumb on TV.

If I sold all my liabilities, I wouldn't own anything. My wife's a liability, my kids are liabilities, and I haven't sold them.

I first had a version of this at a Japanese monastery during a silent retreat-don't ask, it's a long story.

If liberals were prevented from ever again calling Republicans dumb, they would be robbed of half their arguments. To be sure, they would still have racist, fascist, homophobe, ugly, and a few other highly nuanced arguments in the quiver. But the loss of dumb would nearly cripple them.

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind.

If somebody's dumb enough to ask me to go to a political convention and say something, they're gonna have to take what they get.

If people think I'm a dumb blonde, because of the way I look, then they're dumber than they think I am. If people think I'm not very deep because of my wigs and outfits, then they're not very deep.

If someone's dumb enough to offer me a million dollars to make a picture, I'm certainly not dumb enough to turn it down.

If you can look at a crime where everything points to one answer and not see it, you're a dumb-ass. And if you can look at the deficit and not see that the problem is that the rich stopped paying taxes, you're a Republican.

If we have to get married and have a million babies, I hope our relationship will be built on mutual disgust and an endless barrage of ridicule and insults. It feels like the only thing I can count on right now. I don’t want something dumb like respect and affection getting in the way.

If we wish for mercy ourselves, we must show mercy to all dumb animals.

If you call painting dumb poetry, the painter may call poetry blind painting.

If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final.

If you Google me, you'll find plenty of "dumb blonde" references - even though I graduated with honors from Stanford and studied at Oxford University. I don't let it bother me.