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    To win a moral victory at the expense of your sanity is dumb.

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    TRUTHFUL, adj. Dumb and illiterate.

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    Two touch the string, The harp is dumb.

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    Victory is a fleeting thing in the gambling business. Today's winners are tomorrow's blinking toads, dumb beasts with no hope.

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    Want to talk third-wave feminism, you could cite Ariel Levy and the idea that women have internalized male oppression. Going to spring break at Fort Lauderdale, getting drunk, and flashing your breasts isn't an act of personal empowerment. It's you, so fashioned and programmed by the construct of patriarchal society that you no longer know what's best for yourself. A damsel too dumb to even know she's in distress.

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    We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads.

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    We are breaking new ground in the territory of dumb with Shooting Fish. Dumb, but in good taste. Silly, but not ridiculous.

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    We actually have not required in this law that you carry health insurance.

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    We are the things and shapes to come, your freedom's not free of dumb.

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    We are the greatest computers in this world, but now we've created the smart phone which is smarter than us now, but we're still making dumb decisions. We have given our creations more power than we have, and that to me is dumb.

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    We don't need to dumb down our stuff. And it's important to know how far we can push readers.

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    We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us how they feel, but they do not suffer less because they have no words.

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    We have Democrats saying dumb things every single day, and Republicans as well.

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    We know what totalitarian looks like, we know what oppression looks like, we know what the dumb culture of totalitarianism smells like. This is it! It's happening now, and the future of the world is being decided. So, get out there, make your own sites, take action!

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    We know that no one person can succeed unless everybody else succeeds.

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    We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.

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    Well, first I studied piano. I wasn't very satisfied because I though my teachers were dumb... and repressive.

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    Well, David Eckstein, like most of us, has 20 digits. Ten fingers. Ten toes.

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    We're herded into schools and terrified into behaving. Taught how we're supposed to pretend to be, taught to parrot all kinds of nonsense at the flick of a switch, taught to keep our heads down and our elbows in and shut off our minds and shut off our sex. We learn we can't even piss when we have to. That's how we learn to be plastic and dumb.

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    Well I'm not dumb, but I can't understand why she walked like a woman, but talked like a man.

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    Well, Rickey's not one of them, so that's 49 percent right there.

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    We probably in hell already, our dumb asses not knowing.

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    We're blind, deaf and dumb. It is only that Self, which is our life force that makes who and what we are. The realization of that is self-realization.

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    We're not attempting to circumcise rules.

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    We're seeing the reality of a lot of the North Pole starting to evaporate, and we could get to a tipping point. Because if it evaporates to a certain point - they have lanes now where ships can go that couldn't ever sail through before. And if it gets to a point where it evaporates too much, there's a lot of tundra that's being held down by that ice cap.

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    Were I to stop oil production, we`d have to import it from Iraq and from Caracas, Venezuela or from North Dakota where the environmental standards are much lower, on trains that have already proven themselves unsafe, or by more ships that are causing significant pollution in the world. It`s just really dumb.

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    What I love in a woman is not what she is in and for herself, but the side of herself she turns towards me, what she is for me. I love her as character in our common love story. what wuld Hamlet be without the castle at Elsinore, without Ophelia, without all the concrete situations he goes through, what would he be without the text of his part? What would be left but an empty, dumb, illusory essence?

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    When Andy died, I just drank to dumb my mind.

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    What more chilling indictment of the modern world is there than this: that the condition of the smartphone user is that of a dumb animal. Moooo!

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    When a mean wretch cannot vie with another in virtue, out of his wickedness he begins to slander. The abject envious wretch will slander the virtuous man when absent, but when brought face to face his loquacious tongue becomes dumb.

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    When Eve ate the apple her knowledge increased. But God liked dumb women so Paradise ceased. Gwen Goodnight. Her Work.

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    When Clark Gable, MGM's most popular and famous leading man asked for a percentage of the profits from his films, he was flatly refused. A top executive was reported to have said, He's nobody. We took him from nobody. We lavished him with lessons and publicity and now he's the most desired man in the world. Who taught him how to walk? We straightened his teeth and capped them into that smile. We taught this dumb cluck how to depict great emotions, and now he wants a piece of the action? Never!

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    When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'

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    When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.

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    When I was a kid, among the other embarrassing things I would do, and there's a list of stupid things, but I would make these dumb comedy tapes. I would often make prank phone calls, but I would also do it with friends.

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    Whenever you have a photo shoot or something like that, it’s like-you just feel dumb. It’s just so stupid.

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    When I undertake to tell the best, I find I cannot. My tongue is ineffectual on its pivots, My breath will not be obedient to its organs, I become a dumb man.

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    When I was a teenager, I was so dumb my mamma knocked me off the porch with a broom. You wish you had so good a mamma.

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    When war is raging the laws are dumb.

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    When life is woe, and hope is dumb, the World says, "Go!" The Grave says, "Come!

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    When the first big paycheque with 'Dumb And Dumber' hit, I went: 'Gosh, I wonder if this will affect my performance. Will I do a take and think, was that worth $7 million?' But that never happened. If anything, it made me rebel against that thing when people who get rich start playing it safe.

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    When there's a terrible murder people who are interviewed say, 'This has always been a quiet neighborhood.' That is so dumb and uninformed! The earth is not a quiet neighborhood. There isn't anyplace that's a quiet neighborhood. People are asking themselves how to stay neat in the cyclone.

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    When you as an American have freedom, the freedom encompasses a lot of things, including the right to do dumb stuff, to do destructive things. You have that right, and liberals somehow, for some reason want to just take control of every aspect of your life as possible, and every time you accede to letting them have it, or big government - you're just letting them have more and more control over your life. Where do you stop that? What's wrong with people regulating themselves? Where did that vanish to?

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    When we put up with any situation we don’t have to put up with, it’s not because we’re dumb. We put up with it, because we want the lesson only that situation can teach, and we want it more than freedom myself.

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    When you ask a dumb question, you get a smart answer.

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    Whoever said a horse was dumb, was dumb

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    When you're onstage and the audience is smiling and singing and bopping along and you're all on the same level, it's the best feeling in the world. It may sound dumb and corny to say it, but it's like pure love.

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    While also, importantly, not wanting to dumb it down or pretend the days of 'difficult' poetry are over, because we live in a pluralist culture and there's room for 'difficult' poetry alongside rap and everything else. And poetry won't be for everyone, but everyone should have the choice.

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    Who in their right mind would ever need more than 640k of ram!?

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    When you get a lot of money thrown at you, you can make some dumb decisions without the right advice.