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    You know how they say a man's house is his castle? I think for a woman, it's her body. I feel so strongly about a woman's right to choose. This is my Zionism. It's not a "right" any more than it's a right to breathe, to take in oxygen.

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    You know how you either grow up in a Michael Jackson house or a Prince house? For me it was Michael Jackson. I could never decide whether I wanted to be Michael Jackson or marry him.

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    You know, I have guys that are almost stalkers... it is very strange. I had this one guy that e-mailed me off my site, and thought we were boyfriend and girlfriend. He then came to my house in London, I do not know how he found it.

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    You know, I've made my money. If no one buys my album, cool. It's fine. I've got a house, and I've got dogs that I love. I don't need anything else.

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    You know, I've been to some superstars' houses, and I've been really disgusted when I see their platinum discs hanging in the toilet. They're just there on the walls glaring at you when you're trying to be occupied with other things.

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    You know, no matter what I am or what I do for a living, I'm still, you know, the husband and the dad and the protector of the house, and I have to be conscientious about that.

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    You know, punk bands now sell with one record - their first or second record - sell 10 times the amount of records than the Ramones did throughout their career with 20-something records. That's why I go over to Johnny Ramone's house and do yard work three times a week, just to absolve some of the guilt.

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    You know that you wouldn't take a baby on a plane without diapers, so when you leave your house, take care of you, like you would a baby. Don't leave your house without packing some healthy things.

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    You know the difference between a real science and a pseudoscience? A real science recognizes and accepts its own history without feeling attacked. When you tell a psychiatrist his mental institution came from a lazar house, he becomes infuriated.

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    You know, the bigger you get and the more success you have, the more people you can fill your house with to tell you how great you are. You can do that.

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    You know what amazes me about UFO's? They never land at the White House. They always land at laramie, Wyoming. Thiry miles out, where they're seen by one farmer.

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    You know that you yourself are not always in the same state. If you are exact today, closely united to God, and a consolation to the whole house, tomorrow you will be out of sorts, indolent, and a source of affliction to others. Then you will need their support, as you have supported them.

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    You know what I like about you? You have no sense. You sit here in my house, you can barely hold a spoon, and you're telling me 'no'. You'd pull on Death's whiskers if you could reach them.

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    You know what I like to do on a Sunday morning? Clean my house. I really enjoy it; it's my ritual. I require tidiness, actually. I have to have everything spotless before I can relax.

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    You know, when I eat three peas, I'm pregnant. When I visit a city, I'm buying a house.

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    You'll go insane if you try to have a picture-book house.

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    You may concentrate on appearances all through the rest of your house, but in the bedroom comfort should be supreme. I think that bedrooms should also be very intimate rooms-they should express your personal preferences in every way...Of all the rooms in the house your bedroom is yours.

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    You may never get to that perfect world that you're waiting for where everything's going to be perfect and you got that much money and your house paid off.

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    You meet a new person, you go with him and suddenly you get a whole new city...you go down new streets, you see houses you never saw before, pass places you didn't even know were there. Everything changes.

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    You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

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    You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.

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    You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.

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    You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.

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    You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

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    You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.

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    You might be a redneck if when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.

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    You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

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    You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

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    You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.

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    You must be afraid, my son. That is how one becomes an honest citizen.

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    You must never aspire to 'finish' a house, you can merely hope to start it, and from then on it's an evolutionary process.

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    You must have a place to which you can go in your heart, your mind, or your house, almost every day, where you do not owe anyone and where no one owes you - a place that simply allows for the blossoming of something new and promising.

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    You needn't consult me about redecorating. I know no female can live two days in a house and leave anything as it was. I shall be much astonished if I can find my way about when I return.

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    You must take a house beside the Physician. It will be a miracle if ye be the first sick that Christ hath put away uncured.

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    You need the House, you need the Senate and you need the administration. And absent one of them, you're not going to get a heck of a lot done.

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    You need a blueprint to build a house because you need to know how far the concrete is going to be poured and you need to know how think the walls have to be.

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    You must remember garden catalogues are as big liars as house-agents.

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    You Negroes are not willing to admit it yet, but integration will not work. Why, it is against the white man's nature to integrate you into his house.

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    You never know how many friends you have until you rent a house on the beach.

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    You never have a normal family relationship in the White House; it's an impossible thing to have. You live in a goldfish bubble, and you snatch what you can for a personal life, but you never have a normal, natural existence.

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    Young wives are the leading asset of corporate power. They want the suburbs, a house, a settled life, and respectability. They want society to see that they have exchanged themselves for something of value.

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    Your body is the house you live in. If you destroy it...you have to leave!

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    You put music in categories because you need to define a sound, but when you don't play it on your so-called radio stations that claim to be R&B or jazz or whatever... All music is dance music. But when people think of dance music, they think of techno or just house. Anything you can dance to is dance music. I don't care if it's classical, funk, salsa, reggae, calypso; it's all dance music.

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    Your body is not the real you. It's just the physical house you live in. The real you is your spirit, which will live on forever.

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    You're a stalker with hooves." "I am not! I followed her to the Big House and hid in a bush and watched the whole thing.

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    You're like this leopard who's pretending to be a house cat.

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    your culture has become sophisticated, like a computer, or a drug that you take for a headache. You can use it, but you cannot explain how it works. Certainly not to girls who stack up their firewood against the side of the house.

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    You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.

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    You really have to examine how long you are going to live in the house; budget and then you have to come up with a plan that fits within all of those things. Then you have to stop, sit down and stare at that plan for a couple of months, take your time and live with it in your mind. Once you've got your budget, plan it.

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    You're never quite sure how you feel about a neighbor until a 'For Sale' sign suddenly appears in front of his house.