Best 1914 quotes in «hell quotes» category

I'd go to hell to hear a good band.

I did get to work with Anthony Hopkins on 'The Human Stain.' If I ever manage to accomplish a quarter of what he's achieved, I'll have had one hell of a career.

I did my first film with Francis Ford Copploa which spoiled the hell out of me.

I didn't drop out of school, I placed out of it. I took correspondence courses and ended up graduating early. I did everything I could to get the hell out of there.

I didn't know who the hell I was. I was whoever they wanted me to be.

Idleness is hells fishhook for catching souls.

I do feel a little embarrassed and ashamed that I was sort of saying, "Oh, yes, I used to do country music, but I didn't inhale." Which is not true at all. I inhaled the hell out of country music.

I don't approve of the John Waynes and the Gary Coopers saying "Shucks, I ain't no actor - I'm just a bridge builder or a gas station attendant." If they aren't actors, what the hell are they getting paid for? I have respect for my profession. I worked hard at it.

I don't believe in Hell, but I believe in my parents' couch.

I don't believe in hell. I believe in unemployment, but not hell.

I don't care where I'm from, nor where I'm going. From hell to hell.

I don't give a damn if I go to hell.

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!

I don't know about Heaven or Hell, but I do know that we are visited all the time by the spirits of those who affected us in life.

I don't know if paradise or hell exist, but I'm sure hell is more groovy.

I don't know where jazz is going. Maybe it's going to hell. You can't make anything go anywhere. It just happens.

I don't really want to hang out with politicians. I'd rather go straight to hell, and not collect $200.

I don't know what the hell I'm doing here. I'm 237 years old, I should be collecting social security.

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.

I don't really understand the point about carping about every casualty, every bombing, every death. War is hell. That's why people say war is hell.

I'd rather go to hell than be in purgatory...

I draw a weekly comic strip called Life in Hell, which is syndicated in about 250 newspapers. That's what I did before The Simpsons, and what I plan to do for the rest of my life.

I don't think that work ever really destroyed anybody. I think that lack of work destroys them a hell of a lot more.

I'd rather go to hell than worship a homophobic God.

I drink, you drink. Hell, if marijuana was legal, I'd appear in a commercial for that too.

If a European guy came to Africa and said hey guys, you don't have good - people could tell him to go to hell. You are an imperialist. You are a colonialist. Who are the hell are you to come and tell us what to do? I'm an African. Whatever I say nobody in Africa tell me well, it's not of your business. It is my business.

If a diplomat says yes, he means perhaps. If he says perhaps he means no. And if he says no, he's the hell of a diplomat.

If a joke is too hard to visualize, I tell the young comics, then what the hell good is it?

I fancy that the Hell of Too Many People would occupy a respectable place in the hierarchy of infernal regions.

If a man doesn't want you at your worst, then he sure as hell doesn't deserve you at your best.

If hell comes as a result of my speaking the truth, then let it come.

If God is in Heaven, Hell is empty.

If I can not bend Heaven, I shall move Hell.

If a plus-size woman is not represented in fashion or on TV, what the hell are we doing?

If But for the Mercy of my Lord, that my paradise becomes a woman's hell.

I feel that the longest and worst punishment should be reserved for those who slandered God by inventing Hell.

If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons.

If hell has no answer for the questioning dead, it is not because it refuses to answer (for rigorous, alas, in observance, is the imperishable fire), but it is because hell has nothing to say, will say nothing eternally.

If I can't do something for the public good, what the hell am I doing?

If I go to hell, then heavens to blame

If I had to lay bets, my bet would be that everything is going to go to hell, but, you know, what else have we got except hope?

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it.

If I like somebody else's tribe I'm going to promote the hell out of it. The whole thing is a democracy, and if somebody's more popular then good luck to them.

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano.

If I'm elected president, I am going to keep radical Islamic terrorists the hell out of America.

If I'm educated and passionate about a topic, I'll answer the question. But I also know when to shut the hell up.

If I’m not saying ‘Hell Yeah!’ to something, then I say no.

If I simply do my best, I cannot complain even if I am taken to hell.

If I speak Spanish in my show, which sometimes I do, I translate what I say. I make it where I can still be myself, but I make it to where everybody knows what the hell is going on and when everyone leaves, they're like "OK, I get it.

If I serve you in hopes of Paradise, deny me Paradise.If I serve thee in fear of hell, condemn me to hell.But if I love thee for love of thyself,then grant me thyself.