Best 1914 quotes in «hell quotes» category

I don't care where I'm from, nor where I'm going. From hell to hell.

I don't give a damn if I go to hell.

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!

I don't know about Heaven or Hell, but I do know that we are visited all the time by the spirits of those who affected us in life.

I don't know if paradise or hell exist, but I'm sure hell is more groovy.

I don't know where jazz is going. Maybe it's going to hell. You can't make anything go anywhere. It just happens.

I don't know what the hell I'm doing here. I'm 237 years old, I should be collecting social security.

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.

I don't really understand the point about carping about every casualty, every bombing, every death. War is hell. That's why people say war is hell.

I don't really want to hang out with politicians. I'd rather go straight to hell, and not collect $200.

I don't think that work ever really destroyed anybody. I think that lack of work destroys them a hell of a lot more.

I'd rather go to hell than worship a homophobic God.

I'd rather go to hell than be in purgatory...

I draw a weekly comic strip called Life in Hell, which is syndicated in about 250 newspapers. That's what I did before The Simpsons, and what I plan to do for the rest of my life.

I drink, you drink. Hell, if marijuana was legal, I'd appear in a commercial for that too.

If a joke is too hard to visualize, I tell the young comics, then what the hell good is it?

If a man doesn't want you at your worst, then he sure as hell doesn't deserve you at your best.

If a diplomat says yes, he means perhaps. If he says perhaps he means no. And if he says no, he's the hell of a diplomat.

If a European guy came to Africa and said hey guys, you don't have good - people could tell him to go to hell. You are an imperialist. You are a colonialist. Who are the hell are you to come and tell us what to do? I'm an African. Whatever I say nobody in Africa tell me well, it's not of your business. It is my business.

I fancy that the Hell of Too Many People would occupy a respectable place in the hierarchy of infernal regions.

I feel that the longest and worst punishment should be reserved for those who slandered God by inventing Hell.

If a plus-size woman is not represented in fashion or on TV, what the hell are we doing?

If But for the Mercy of my Lord, that my paradise becomes a woman's hell.

If hell comes as a result of my speaking the truth, then let it come.

If God is in Heaven, Hell is empty.

If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons.

If hell has no answer for the questioning dead, it is not because it refuses to answer (for rigorous, alas, in observance, is the imperishable fire), but it is because hell has nothing to say, will say nothing eternally.

If I can't do something for the public good, what the hell am I doing?

If I can not bend Heaven, I shall move Hell.

If I go to hell, then heavens to blame

If I'm elected president, I am going to keep radical Islamic terrorists the hell out of America.

If I had to lay bets, my bet would be that everything is going to go to hell, but, you know, what else have we got except hope?

If I'm educated and passionate about a topic, I'll answer the question. But I also know when to shut the hell up.

If I like somebody else's tribe I'm going to promote the hell out of it. The whole thing is a democracy, and if somebody's more popular then good luck to them.

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it.

If I’m not saying ‘Hell Yeah!’ to something, then I say no.

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano.

If I simply do my best, I cannot complain even if I am taken to hell.

If I speak Spanish in my show, which sometimes I do, I translate what I say. I make it where I can still be myself, but I make it to where everybody knows what the hell is going on and when everyone leaves, they're like "OK, I get it.

If I serve you in hopes of Paradise, deny me Paradise.If I serve thee in fear of hell, condemn me to hell.But if I love thee for love of thyself,then grant me thyself.

If it comes easy, if it doesn’t require extraordinary effort, you’re not pushing hard enough.  It’s supposed to hurt like hell.

If it makes you happy It can't be that bad If it makes you happy Then why the hell are you so sad

If it does not come at the last to gladness, then to hell with it.

If it's about the lives of my soldiers at stake, I'd go through hell with a gasoline can.

If I were the treasury secretary or head of the Fed, you know, I would try to scare the hell the out of the private sector and say, you better save this because you're going down with the ship.

If I was bound for hell, let it be hell. No more false heaven. No more damned magic.

If I were to start taking care of my grooming, I would no longer be my own self... so the hell with it... I will continue to be unconcerned about it, which surely has the advantage that I'm left in peace by many a fop who would otherwise come to see me.

If I were to talk to Lindsay Lohan, I'd encourage her to get the hell out of acting and into something soothing. Take up botany or something.

If mortals wait until the gods remake the world to their liking to be happy, they are already in hell.

If I was a freak of nature... Hell yeah I wanna do freak shows! I don't wanna be applying for jobs at the mall.