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    I feel that the longest and worst punishment should be reserved for those who slandered God by inventing Hell.

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    If God is in Heaven, Hell is empty.

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    If hell comes as a result of my speaking the truth, then let it come.

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    If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons.

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    If hell has no answer for the questioning dead, it is not because it refuses to answer (for rigorous, alas, in observance, is the imperishable fire), but it is because hell has nothing to say, will say nothing eternally.

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    If I can not bend Heaven, I shall move Hell.

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    If I can't do something for the public good, what the hell am I doing?

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    If I go to hell, then heavens to blame

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    If I had to lay bets, my bet would be that everything is going to go to hell, but, you know, what else have we got except hope?

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    If I'm elected president, I am going to keep radical Islamic terrorists the hell out of America.

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    If I like somebody else's tribe I'm going to promote the hell out of it. The whole thing is a democracy, and if somebody's more popular then good luck to them.

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    If I'm educated and passionate about a topic, I'll answer the question. But I also know when to shut the hell up.

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    I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it.

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    If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano.

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    If I’m not saying ‘Hell Yeah!’ to something, then I say no.

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    If I serve you in hopes of Paradise, deny me Paradise.If I serve thee in fear of hell, condemn me to hell.But if I love thee for love of thyself,then grant me thyself.

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    If I speak Spanish in my show, which sometimes I do, I translate what I say. I make it where I can still be myself, but I make it to where everybody knows what the hell is going on and when everyone leaves, they're like "OK, I get it.

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    If I simply do my best, I cannot complain even if I am taken to hell.

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    If it comes easy, if it doesn’t require extraordinary effort, you’re not pushing hard enough.  It’s supposed to hurt like hell.

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    If it makes you happy It can't be that bad If it makes you happy Then why the hell are you so sad

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    If it does not come at the last to gladness, then to hell with it.

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    If it's about the lives of my soldiers at stake, I'd go through hell with a gasoline can.

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    If I was bound for hell, let it be hell. No more false heaven. No more damned magic.

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    If I was a freak of nature... Hell yeah I wanna do freak shows! I don't wanna be applying for jobs at the mall.

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    If I were the treasury secretary or head of the Fed, you know, I would try to scare the hell the out of the private sector and say, you better save this because you're going down with the ship.

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    If mortals wait until the gods remake the world to their liking to be happy, they are already in hell.

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    If I were to start taking care of my grooming, I would no longer be my own self... so the hell with it... I will continue to be unconcerned about it, which surely has the advantage that I'm left in peace by many a fop who would otherwise come to see me.

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    If I were to talk to Lindsay Lohan, I'd encourage her to get the hell out of acting and into something soothing. Take up botany or something.

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    If neurotic is wanting two mutually exclusive things at one and the same time, then I'm neurotic as hell.

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    I frankly don't make much of a living, but I make a hell of a life.

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    If one road led to hell and the other to Mexico, I would be indifferent which to take.

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    If the bell of intolerance tolls for one, it tolls for all.

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    If somebody ever wished to be me for a day, they'd be the most pissed-off person once they got here. They would be, like, in hell.

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    If someone says there's a portal to hell under some rocks, you bet your ass I'm going to move them.

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    If someone tells you to do something for money, tell them to go to hell.

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    If that's the kind of person you want, vote for Hillary [Clinton], vote for [Donald] Trump - and you go to hell with both of them.

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    If the antisemites want to hate, let them hate, and let them go to hell.

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    If the invaders reach Iran, the country will turn into a burning hell for them.

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    If there is a worse place than Hell, I am in it.

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    If there is hell, it was modeled after junior high school.

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    If there is a God what the hell is He for?

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    If there is in fact, a heaven and a hell, all we know for sure is that hell will be a viciously overcrowded version of Phoenix.

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    If there is not Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretenses.

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    If we had not driven them into hell... hell would have swallowed us.

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    If they make the deadline because the Shiites and Kurds essentially rammed a draft through over Sunni Arab objections, there will be hell to pay.

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    If we had more hell fire preaching in the pulpit then we would have less hell bound people in the pew.

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    If this [national Democratic Party] is a national party, sushi is our national dish. Today, our national Democratic leaders look south and say, "I see one-third of a nation and it can go to hell.

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    If we had more hell in the pulpit, we would have less hell in the pew.

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    If whisky or salt won't cure it, then to hell with it. I worry about important things.

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    If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell shouldn't schedule a meeting with me before 10am.