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By AnonymKevin Nealon
A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
A novel is too much of a commitment. I tend to peruse Twitter - I check to see if I had any mentions and read the latest messages.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
Any time you do an Adam Sandler film, it's kind of like a boys' club, because you're hanging out and there are guitars around, and basketballs and footballs and electric bikes and scooters and different people dropping by.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
As an actor, you're always reading scripts looking for something good.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
A whole generation of people that didn't know me from 'SNL' recognize me from 'Weeds' now. People recognize me once in a while and appreciate the work. It gets a little embarrassing but it's good. If you work as an accountant, you don't have people coming up to you in the streets saying, 'Hey, great job on tax statements!'
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
Basically, I'm a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
Breaking News: Winds so strong in NYC The Statue of Liberty's gown just blew off!
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
"Bruce" was an Eddie Murphy film, so there was a whole different vibe, working on that film, as opposed to working on a [Adam] Sandler film, which I'd done a few of. First of all, there were tons of kids running around. I'm surprised I ever had a kid after doing that film.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It's more about Larry's weaknesses.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
I am whelmed, and not overly whelmed, just whelmed about a lot of facets in life - just how fragile life is and the different challenges you have in life, phobias about things.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
I'd been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. I wanted to get into the acting world, and my agent sent me on audition and they liked it.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
I don't mind seeing two guys kissing, you know, as long as they're clean-shaven.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
I don't smoke pot or cigarettes, so inhaling smoke as a non-smoker - it doesn't matter what it is, it's going to make you lightheaded.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
I enjoyed living in New York City, I liked the premise of the show [Saturday Night Live], I liked working with a different host every week and different musicians. I always thought, "This is great. I never expected to get this in the first place, so I'm just happy being here.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
I grew up watching stand-ups and thought it was so entertaining and unique - you didn’t see that as a job description anywhere.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game...' But then there's always another and another and another.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
I like to stuff myself at Thanksgiving, not turkeys.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
I loved working on 'Happy Gilmore' because I love to travel to new places and we got to go to British Columbia. Any Adam Sandler film is fun to work on because it is a reunion of the boys club of guys that have worked together in the past.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
I never really got into marketing. I went to school for it, but never pursued it once I got out. Instead, I went to Europe for about two months, just traveling around in youth hostels and Eurail trains with my friends.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
I play a lot of sports. I'm not real good at any of them. I'm above adequate.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
I played a security guard, and I think it was in the State Department. This was my first acting role, really, and I remember rehearsing it on the couch with my girlfriend at the time. I had a real problem with saying the word "incendiary." Most of my rehearsal was spent on pronouncing the word "incendiary.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film, 'Aliens in the Attic,' because it was shot in New Zealand and I got to visit there for the first time.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
I really like to read when I'm eating - 'The New York Times' or the 'Wall Street Journal,' paper version.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
I remember the first date I ever went out on. It was in high school. Her name was Marguerite. She was kind of a heavyset girl... I took her out on one date. We went out for dinner and a movie and a dinner.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
I think I sent out some résumés for marketing jobs, and they all came back in the mail because I didn't have enough postage.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
I think Little Nicky was a divergence from the films Adam Sandler was used to doing, and he was taking a risk. I admire him for doing that.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
I think people really appreciate clever commercials, as do I. I think they're very entertaining. You just have to wade through all the garbage. That's one of the reasons people watch the Super Bowl. A lot of them watch it to see the commercials and not the actual game.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak fluent Spanish.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold!
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
It is unconscionable for children in our prosperous country, or anywhere for that matter, to go without food. I implore everyone to contact their local and state representatives to encourage action to end hunger.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
It seems like all the sitcoms on now, the families are kind of dysfunctional.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
It's tough getting older. You start falling apart, you know? My gums are starting to recede now. You can't tell tonight, though, 'cause I comb them forward.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
I was never really an impressionist. If there was somebody within my range, maybe I could work on it and do a little exaggeration of them - which I think is really the way to do an impression.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
I went to school for marketing and advertising, so I have a special interest in good and funny commercials and why they work and why they're funny - which is one of the reasons I, like many people, like watching the Super Bowl, besides the game.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
I tried to read the Bible, I did, but it always felt like a much less awesome Lord of the Rings.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
Me and Conan O'Brien and Robert Smigel and Dana Carvey wrote a script called 'Hans and Franz: The Girlyman Dilemma,' and it was going to be co-produced with Arnold Schwarzenegger, and he was going to co-star in it. We had a deal with Sony, we got paid to write it, and it was a musical, but it never got made because...I think Arnold kind of backed out at the last minute because he was getting cold feet because ;The Last Action Hero' had come out, where he was parodying himself. But it was a really funny script, and I wish it could've seen the light, because I think it would've done really well.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
Roxanne came along in '86, when I was doing a lot of stand-up. I auditioned for the movie, and of course I was a huge Steve Martin fan, so I really hoped I would get this part. I don't think there was any part in particular that I auditioned for. I just went in and talked with them. There were so many parts in there, and so many comedians ended up getting in that movie, playing different firemen and townspeople.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn't do sketch comedy and I didn't do impressions. I was a stand-up.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
The ethical argument regarding abortion hinges on the question of when life begins. Some believe life begins at forty.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end. You don't really know what the commercial is all about. They're kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that's why I think they're so entertaining.
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By AnonymKevin Nealon
The good thing about 'Weeds' now is, I get to play some dramatic parts in that as well.
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