Best 151 quotes in «pants quotes» category

I feel a sense of responsibility," said Jordan. "And where is this feeling located? In your pants, perhaps?

If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.

If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.

If she cries, I want to wear pants for a week," I offered. "Done," Maxon said. "And if she doesn't, you owe me a walk around the grounds tomorrow afternoon." "You drive a hard bargain, sir, but I accept.

If somebody's pointing a trembling finger at your pants and saying you shouldn't be doing that, follow that finger back, go up the arm and look at the head that's behind it, because there's almost always something fairly woolly in there.

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded.

I grew up surrounded by these tough, ballsy, strong women. They were also adoring women, but they were the kind of women who would argue over what kind of pants you were wearing or the color of your nail polish.

If you piss your pants, you can only stay warm for so long.

I hate yoga pants anywhere but the gym.

I had such a distaste for '70s clothing. So, the '90s were a rough period for me because I got made fun of for wearing what they used to call "pegged pants." Now they call them "skinny jeans.

I haven't tucked a sock in my pants for three years.

I have a fuller figure and sometimes like to hide my legs. Palazzo pants accentuate my small waist and make me feel a little like Katharine Hepburn.

I have a pair of blue pants that were my favorite for a while and were a part of my show uniform - every night, you know.

I like to move fast, and wearing high heels was tough, and low heels with a skirt is unattractive. So pants took over.

I like to keep a uniform - wear a blazer, try to keep the same colour pants; very tailored, very fitted but still edgy.

I like when she [Martha Stewart] demonstrates how to transport a potted plant while wearing Hermes pants and uses enough packing material to move a whole house. But we're just moving one plant. Really you just put the plant in a truck and go.

I'm either the witch or Lady Macbeth of English politics, but someone gotta wear the pants in England when others wearing kilts

I'm all about high-waisted pants and skirts, pencil skirts, and sheer, long-sleeves in the summer.

I love a guy in a suit - someone who puts on his nice Armani pants.

I love the contrast of this side of [Dolores from the Westworlds] coming out, this tough fighter coming through this sort of Disney princess. There's something really powerful about that. But I was really excited to get some pants.

I'm channelling my 14-year-old self. She's thinking about putting on her big hoop earrings and baggy pants and going to the mall downtown.

I'm going to be pulling my pants up all day, and I'm just going to have a terrible day. Because if your clothes don't fit, just like bras or anything, it's not a good day.

I'm sometimes described as a flamboyant leader and a hip-shooter, a fly-by-the-seat-of-the-pants operator. But if that were true, I could never have been successful in this business.

I'm much more comfortable in pants and shirts, running around. There was a typical construction about womanhood when I was growing up that I rejected.

I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records.

I’m still having trouble convincing Pax that underwear and pants go together – underwear is not pants!

In every decade rock and roll starts to get very serious and navel gazing and kind of self serious and every once and a while it kind of needs a kick in the pants.

In the 80's we had high, high, waisted pants, that if they came up any higher they'd have to go up another size, if you know what I mean.

I myself often feel that I have a tail in my pants. And I can see that many people do it as well, I am sure some of them simply wrap it around themselves.

I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big shoes, a cane and a derby hat. everything a contradiction: the pants baggy, the coat tight, the hat small and the shoes large.

I still put my pants on the same way. I still walk on my pool twice a day.

I see so many guys, really athletic guys, wearing pleats and I just shake my head. Like, Tiger Woods used to wear pleated pants! I'm like, 'C'mon, Tiger!'

I tell myself that after four children my belly is already so stretched and flabby that I have to do origami to get my pants buttoned. One more pregnancy and I'd be doomed to elastic waists for the rest of my life.

I will be a president in a skirt, but I will wear the pants.

It's a sponge and I'm a sponge and for a second there all our sponge parts are one and I don't just have square pants, everything about me is squarish because I'm part of a wall.

I used my pants to illustrate.

I wanted to see if the American man in plain brown pants and a bare torso could speak profound things.

I wear the same pants, same shirt and same shoes every day. I learned it from the greats, like Einstein. It's a uniform essentially.

I went up a pants size during my pregnancy.

I will now make a scorpion appear in Osama bin Laden's pants

Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad? Mac MacGuff: What? Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um... Mac MacGuff: *Or*...? Juno MacGuff: THUNDERCATS ARE GO!

I would recommend if you come to Ocean Grove and you're not from around here, don't wear rubber pants, a pink shirt and a blue jacket. Leave that for Asbury Park.

Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!'

No, I'm happy doing this. Five sweaters and a pair of dirty pants, you can make pretty good money.

Mr. Sourpuss Pants God I love her Nicholas " Thomas crowed. When he noticed that neither Nicholas nor Inez looked impressed by the words he added quickly "In a totally sister-in-law type fashion of course.

My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants.

Newt Gingrich has criticized 'New York elites' who ride the subway. One of those subway elites threw up on my pants this morning.

Nice blouse, Sage,” Adrian told me, deadpan. “It really brings out the khaki in your pants.

My guilty pleasure is elastic-waisted pants. And reruns of shows Ive already seen 400 times on TV.