Best 151 quotes in «pants quotes» category

Didn't anyone tell you that size doesn't matter?" "Yes, but I told him to put his pants back on and go home.

Did she just-" "Yes." "But I don't-" "Yes you do. We both stink." "Well, I'm not-" "Yes. You are." He huffed. "You wont let-" "No. No complaining. Let's go." I grabbed a clean shirt and pants from my saddlebags. "Well, she could have handled it better," he grumped. "No. She couldn't." He settled into a sulky silence as we visited the bathhouse.

Do not let anyone tell you what you can be. Do not let anyone tell you that you are not good enough or smart enough. Remember that nobody is better than you. Everybody puts on their pants one leg at a time.

Every rock song is some variation of 'Pull down your pants'

Everyone has this sense of togetherness right now. For example, one guy on the subway today, he wanted to share my pants.

Every bride and groom in the history of civilization has gained weight after their wedding day. It is only a matter of time until archaeologists unearth a married caveman who's wearing a pair of old tux pants that were so tight he couldn't get the zipper closed.

Hell, I don't break the soil periodically to 'reaffirm my status'. I do it because archeology is still the most fun you can have with your pants on.

First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.

Golfers don't scream. Golfers just adjust the pleats in their pants and go from there. That's about as antagonistic as we get.

Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade.

Flying by the seat of your pants precedes crashing by the seat of your pants.

Having a little pee in your pants had to be better than being dinner for some redneck.

Here is my recipe for a mood enhancer. Take a friend, preferably one with a really annoying fringe and outsize pants, and when she is rambling on swiftly, push her into a ditch and run away.

He removed his unvaluable valuables and dumped his shirt, pants, and skivvies into a letter slot.

I am very much a seat-of-the-pants actor. I will prepare when I have to. But I like being unprepared.

I did everything by the seat of my pants. That's why I got hurt so much.

I'd need a good reason to drop my pants

I'd never been turned on by the Ken doll—even before I looked down his pants and saw what was missing.

If somebody's pointing a trembling finger at your pants and saying you shouldn't be doing that, follow that finger back, go up the arm and look at the head that's behind it, because there's almost always something fairly woolly in there.

I don't like my men to be too ornate. I like them to stand back and let their women shine, and they should really wear the pants in the relationship.

If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.

If she cries, I want to wear pants for a week," I offered. "Done," Maxon said. "And if she doesn't, you owe me a walk around the grounds tomorrow afternoon." "You drive a hard bargain, sir, but I accept.

I'd wear clogs, short pants and ladies' bracelets. I created this aura for myself.

I feel a sense of responsibility," said Jordan. "And where is this feeling located? In your pants, perhaps?

If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.

I grew up surrounded by these tough, ballsy, strong women. They were also adoring women, but they were the kind of women who would argue over what kind of pants you were wearing or the color of your nail polish.

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded.

If you piss your pants, you can only stay warm for so long.

I hate yoga pants anywhere but the gym.

I had such a distaste for '70s clothing. So, the '90s were a rough period for me because I got made fun of for wearing what they used to call "pegged pants." Now they call them "skinny jeans.

I have a pair of blue pants that were my favorite for a while and were a part of my show uniform - every night, you know.

I have a fuller figure and sometimes like to hide my legs. Palazzo pants accentuate my small waist and make me feel a little like Katharine Hepburn.

I haven't tucked a sock in my pants for three years.

I like to move fast, and wearing high heels was tough, and low heels with a skirt is unattractive. So pants took over.

I like to keep a uniform - wear a blazer, try to keep the same colour pants; very tailored, very fitted but still edgy.

I like when she [Martha Stewart] demonstrates how to transport a potted plant while wearing Hermes pants and uses enough packing material to move a whole house. But we're just moving one plant. Really you just put the plant in a truck and go.

I love a guy in a suit - someone who puts on his nice Armani pants.

I'm going to be pulling my pants up all day, and I'm just going to have a terrible day. Because if your clothes don't fit, just like bras or anything, it's not a good day.

I'm channelling my 14-year-old self. She's thinking about putting on her big hoop earrings and baggy pants and going to the mall downtown.

I'm either the witch or Lady Macbeth of English politics, but someone gotta wear the pants in England when others wearing kilts

I love the contrast of this side of [Dolores from the Westworlds] coming out, this tough fighter coming through this sort of Disney princess. There's something really powerful about that. But I was really excited to get some pants.

I'm all about high-waisted pants and skirts, pencil skirts, and sheer, long-sleeves in the summer.

I still put my pants on the same way. I still walk on my pool twice a day.

I'm much more comfortable in pants and shirts, running around. There was a typical construction about womanhood when I was growing up that I rejected.

I'm sometimes described as a flamboyant leader and a hip-shooter, a fly-by-the-seat-of-the-pants operator. But if that were true, I could never have been successful in this business.

In the 80's we had high, high, waisted pants, that if they came up any higher they'd have to go up another size, if you know what I mean.

I see so many guys, really athletic guys, wearing pleats and I just shake my head. Like, Tiger Woods used to wear pleated pants! I'm like, 'C'mon, Tiger!'

I’m still having trouble convincing Pax that underwear and pants go together – underwear is not pants!

I myself often feel that I have a tail in my pants. And I can see that many people do it as well, I am sure some of them simply wrap it around themselves.

In every decade rock and roll starts to get very serious and navel gazing and kind of self serious and every once and a while it kind of needs a kick in the pants.