Best 151 quotes in «pants quotes» category

Amelie had on black pants, a black zip-up hoodie, andrunning shoes. So wrong.

Aston Villa have literally metaphorically had their pants pulled down

An embellished top with slim pants is great, even for a wedding.

being sixteen in the pants I died full of questions

Boy, you better check that tone. (Wulf) Yeah, yeah, ya scare me. I’m even wetting my pants while in your terrifying, gut-wrenching presence. See me shiver and quiver? Ooo, ahhh, ooo. (Chris)

Cargo pants freak me out. Too many pockets. I always forget where my wallet is.

Didn't anyone tell you that size doesn't matter?" "Yes, but I told him to put his pants back on and go home.

As for this," Magnus said sliding the stele into Jace's jeans pocket, "keep it in your pants, Shadowhunter." - 219

Dear designer of questionable intent, Please send me a photo of yourself. Please be wearing the knitted pants that you designed. It's not that I don't believe that there is anyone out there thing enough to wear horizontally stripped trousers knit from chunky wool, it's just that I would like to know whether you are deliberately cruel or whether you are the one woman these would look really great on.

Did she just-" "Yes." "But I don't-" "Yes you do. We both stink." "Well, I'm not-" "Yes. You are." He huffed. "You wont let-" "No. No complaining. Let's go." I grabbed a clean shirt and pants from my saddlebags. "Well, she could have handled it better," he grumped. "No. She couldn't." He settled into a sulky silence as we visited the bathhouse.

And if I wanted to kill myself, I wouldn't throw myself off a roof. And if I was going to throw myself off a roof, I would put on some pants before I did it.

Every bride and groom in the history of civilization has gained weight after their wedding day. It is only a matter of time until archaeologists unearth a married caveman who's wearing a pair of old tux pants that were so tight he couldn't get the zipper closed.

Chihuahuas are the perfect pet if you don't have a person in your life who screams and shits their pants every time there's a noise.

Everyone has this sense of togetherness right now. For example, one guy on the subway today, he wanted to share my pants.

Every rock song is some variation of 'Pull down your pants'

First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.

Flying by the seat of your pants precedes crashing by the seat of your pants.

Golfers don't scream. Golfers just adjust the pleats in their pants and go from there. That's about as antagonistic as we get.

Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade.

Hell, I don't break the soil periodically to 'reaffirm my status'. I do it because archeology is still the most fun you can have with your pants on.

Do not let anyone tell you what you can be. Do not let anyone tell you that you are not good enough or smart enough. Remember that nobody is better than you. Everybody puts on their pants one leg at a time.

Having a little pee in your pants had to be better than being dinner for some redneck.

I am very much a seat-of-the-pants actor. I will prepare when I have to. But I like being unprepared.

Here is my recipe for a mood enhancer. Take a friend, preferably one with a really annoying fringe and outsize pants, and when she is rambling on swiftly, push her into a ditch and run away.

I'd need a good reason to drop my pants

I don't like my men to be too ornate. I like them to stand back and let their women shine, and they should really wear the pants in the relationship.

I'd wear clogs, short pants and ladies' bracelets. I created this aura for myself.

He removed his unvaluable valuables and dumped his shirt, pants, and skivvies into a letter slot.

I did everything by the seat of my pants. That's why I got hurt so much.

I'd never been turned on by the Ken doll—even before I looked down his pants and saw what was missing.

If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.

If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.

I feel a sense of responsibility," said Jordan. "And where is this feeling located? In your pants, perhaps?

If she cries, I want to wear pants for a week," I offered. "Done," Maxon said. "And if she doesn't, you owe me a walk around the grounds tomorrow afternoon." "You drive a hard bargain, sir, but I accept.

If somebody's pointing a trembling finger at your pants and saying you shouldn't be doing that, follow that finger back, go up the arm and look at the head that's behind it, because there's almost always something fairly woolly in there.

I grew up surrounded by these tough, ballsy, strong women. They were also adoring women, but they were the kind of women who would argue over what kind of pants you were wearing or the color of your nail polish.

I hate yoga pants anywhere but the gym.

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded.

I have a fuller figure and sometimes like to hide my legs. Palazzo pants accentuate my small waist and make me feel a little like Katharine Hepburn.

I have a pair of blue pants that were my favorite for a while and were a part of my show uniform - every night, you know.

If you piss your pants, you can only stay warm for so long.

I haven't tucked a sock in my pants for three years.

I like to keep a uniform - wear a blazer, try to keep the same colour pants; very tailored, very fitted but still edgy.

I like to move fast, and wearing high heels was tough, and low heels with a skirt is unattractive. So pants took over.

I'm either the witch or Lady Macbeth of English politics, but someone gotta wear the pants in England when others wearing kilts

I like when she [Martha Stewart] demonstrates how to transport a potted plant while wearing Hermes pants and uses enough packing material to move a whole house. But we're just moving one plant. Really you just put the plant in a truck and go.

I love a guy in a suit - someone who puts on his nice Armani pants.

I love the contrast of this side of [Dolores from the Westworlds] coming out, this tough fighter coming through this sort of Disney princess. There's something really powerful about that. But I was really excited to get some pants.

I had such a distaste for '70s clothing. So, the '90s were a rough period for me because I got made fun of for wearing what they used to call "pegged pants." Now they call them "skinny jeans.

I'm all about high-waisted pants and skirts, pencil skirts, and sheer, long-sleeves in the summer.