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    Black coffee is the latest fad I have picked up. Then there are my endless cups of chai! I'm trying to cut down and keep it to no more than three cups a day.

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    Bring me coffee before I turn into a goat!

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    but isn't there always one good thing to look back on? think of how many cups of coffee we drank together.

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    But that's typical of me. "This is going to end in tears," I tell myself every time I balance a cup of coffee on the upholstered arm of the chair I'm sitting on. And then, lo and behold, the cup topples and even before it lands, I tell myself, "Told me so!" Not to spell out, or spill out, one of the metaphors of my life, but I always do the stupid thing and then I do it again. I never learn.

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    Bread without butter or coffee without milk is an awful calamity, as if everything before being put in our mouth must first be held under a cow.

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    But then I got a job selling coffee at the York Theatre, and when I met theatre people, something clicked. I felt comfortable with them; I felt like myself. I decided to go to drama school based just on that feeling. I had never done any acting.

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    Buying coffee on the street instead of in a Starbucks is the poor man's way to get rich. In other words, you will never get rich by scratching out ten cents from your dollar.

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    By nature, a storyteller is a plagiarist. Everything one comes across - each incident, book, novel, life episode, story, person, news clip - is a coffee bean that will be crushed, ground up, mixed with a touch of cardamom, sometimes a tiny pinch of salt, boiled thrice with sugar, and served as a piping-hot tale.

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    By the time I had finished my coffee and returned to the streets, the rain had temporarily abated, but the streets were full of vast puddles where the drains where unable to cope with the volume of water. Correct me if I'm wrong, but you would think that if one nation ought by now to have mastered the science of drainage, Britain would be it.

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    Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my buzz.

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    Cafe society is as old as the hills. Starbucks and its imitators are the coffee face of the new man in a hurry.

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    Caffeine gives me hope. Sometimes, when I brew my wicked strong Irish black tea just perfect, about halfway through the mug I feel a clear and overwhelming feeling of optimism. It didn't surprise me when a study a few years ago implied that suicide was much less likely among coffee and tea drinkers.

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    By my reckoning, I only need about 200 more takeout coffee cups to complete my bitterly ironic mosaic of Al Gore.

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    Calvin is hammering nails into coffee table. Mom: CALVIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE COFFEE TABLE?!? Calvin: Is this some sort of trick question, or what?

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    But Noah, you're not supposed to do this, and I can't let you. So go back to your room." Then smiling softly and sniffling and shuffling some papers on the desk, she says: "Me, I'm going downstairs for some coffee. I won't be back to check on your for a while, so don't do anything foolish." She rises quickly, touches my arm, and walks toward the stairs. She doesn't look back, and suddenly I am alone. I don't know what to think. I look at where she had been sitting and see her coffee, a full cup, still steaming, and once again I learn that there are good people in the world.

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    Certainly the caffeine in coffee, whether it's Starbucks or generic coffee, is somewhat of a stimulant. But if you drink it in moderation, which I think four or five cups a day is, you're fine.

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    Characters simply come and find me. They sit down, I offer them a coffee. They tell me their story and then they almost always leave. When a character, after drinking some coffee and briefly telling her story, wants dinner and then a place to sleep and then breakfast and so on, for me the time has come to write the novel.

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    Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

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    Chocolate, coffee, and ice cream were far more reliable when it came to providing a good time, and at least they would never disappoint me.

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    China traditionally has been a tea-drinking country but we turned them into coffee drinkers.

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    Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

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    Cigarettes and coffee, man, that's a combination.

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    Cocaine is like really evil coffee.

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    Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions.

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    Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup. That's all it needs! Maybe a saucer underneath the cup — that's it.

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    Coffee as drunk in England, debilitates the stomach, and produces a slight nausea ... it is usually made from bad Coffee, served out tepid and muddy, and drowned in a deluge of water.

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    Coffee has assumed a social meaning that goes far beyond the simple black brew in the cup. The worldwide coffee culture is more than a culture - it is a cult. There are usenet newsgroups on the subject, along with innumerable sites on the World Wide Web, and Starbucks outlets populate every street corner, vying for space with other coffeehouses and chains. And after all is said and done, it's just the pit of a berry from an Ethiopian shrub.

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    Coffee. I could smell coffee. Coffee would make everything better.

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    Coffee is a product favouring sociability, friendship, and conversation and it should always be consumed with someone else.

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    Coffee is good for talent, but genius wants prayer.

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    Coffee is the ultimate stress buster for me and I need my cup of coffee in the morning to kick start my day.

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    Coffee renders many foolish people temporarily capable of wise actions

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    Coffee, she'd discovered, was tied to all sorts of memories, different for each person. Sunday mornings, friendly get-togethers, a favorite grandfather long since gone, the AA meeting that saved their life. Coffee meant something to people. Most found their lives were miserable without it. Coffee was a lot like love that way. And because Rachel believed in love, she believed in coffee, too.

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    Coffee, the sober drink, the mighty nourishment of the brain, which unlike other spirits, heightens purity and lucidity; coffee, which clears the clouds of the imagination and their gloomy weight; which illuminates the reality of things suddenly with the flush of truth.

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    Clouds sink down the hills Coffee is hot again. The dog Turns and turns about, stops and sleeps.

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    Coffee, according to the women of Denmark, is to the body what the Word of the Lord is to the soul.

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    Coffee goes great with sudden death.

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    Coffee in England is just toasted milk.

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    Coffee is like a bra. 3 cups is one too many.

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    Coffee is the absolute most dependably ordinary thing I could have every single day.

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    Coffee makes us severe, and grave and philosophical.

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    Coffee which makes the politician wise, and see through all things with his half-shut eyes.

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    Coffee and cigarettes, that's one of my weaknesses

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    Coffee arrived and the espresso was excellent, like an aromatic electric fence.

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    Coffee doesn't do it for me; it's running that gets me going.

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    Coffee gives me bad breath.

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    Coffee has ... expand[ed] humanity's working-day from twelve to a potential twenty-four hours. The tempo, the complexity, the tension of modern life, call for something that can perform the miracle of stimulating brain activity, without evil, habit-forming after-effects.

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    Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.

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    Coffee is cheap, drinks are an audition, lunch is an interview, but dinner means business; the business of romance.

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    Coffee is the highlight of my day. After coffee everything is downhill.

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