Best 92 quotes in «idiots quotes» category

Sometimes idiots can accomplish wonderful things.

Surround yourself with a bunch of ,outstanding, idiots and you will have a lot of fun.

Them Frenchies!’ ‘Unchristian, that’s what I call ’em,’ responded Mr. Stubbs severely. ‘I fair compassionate that wench.

Thanks anyway,' Vanderdecker repeated, and wandered off to have a stare at the sea. It was his equivalent to beating his head repeatedly against a wall.

That’s the problem with any ‘simple truth’—it always takes a gaggle of complete idiots or a team of all-knowing geniuses to miss it.

The great drawback of being witty is that you have to keep your eyes fixed on the semi-idiots around you, and absorb their worthless sensations.

The real problem of the world is that the number of the current idiots is much greater than the intellectuals of the past decade all together.

There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world: the assholes, the asswipes, the ass-kissers, and those that just will shit all over you.

Then he launches himself at me with a roar, and I let him take his shot. It’s weak, like he is. Like all bullies really are. That’s why they’re bullies. Because they’re insecure idiots who try to make themselves feel better.

The publishers are idiots or criminals

They're sensational!

There’s bigots in every race, creed, and orientation. Idiocy is universal.

...There are too many idiots in this world. And having said it, I have the burden of proving it.

There is no quarrel between science and spirituality. I often hear people of science trying to use it to prove the nonexistence of the spiritual, but I simply can't see a chasm in between the two. What is spiritual produces what is scientific and when science is used to disprove the spiritual, it's always done with the intent to do so; a personal contempt. As a result, scientists today only prove their inferiority to the great founding fathers of the sciences who were practitioners of alchemy. Today's science is washed-out and scrubbed-down and robbed of everything mystical and spiritual, a knowledge born of contempt and discontent. Or perhaps, there are a few who wish to keep those secrets to themselves and serve everyone else up with a tasteless version of science and the idiots of today blindly follow their equally blind leaders.

Three things lit her match without fail—abusive assholes, idiots who didn’t use their turn signals, and unannounced shifters moving in on her territory.

Upon my word," thought Mrs. Fisher, "the way one pretty face can turn a delightful man into an idiot is past all patience.

To a certain extent, it is my weak point and flaw that I cannot abide and avoid the idiocy of the idiots, the lies of the liars and ignorance of the ignorant.

Trump taught us how easily seemingly serious people can become profoundly idiotic. He turned career politicians into circus freaks.

—What is it about wine, Harry? —What d'ya mean? —What is it that cures us? —Made to glorify the gods. And dull the idiots.

When Jim Donell thought of something to say he said it as often and in as many ways as possible, perhaps because he had very few ideas and had to wring each one dry.

When people lack true culture or are devoid of innovative ideas, they speak about wine, various brands of alcoholic beverages, or the quality of soap.

When your madness is creative and necessary, people will not notice the fact that you are crazy.

Why do we have to behave like idiots to prove we're not a stereotype? Why do we have to rebel against ourselves? Enjoy the freedom to be shy

A fool is made more of a fool, when their mouth is more open than their mind.

World is so full of idiots that you can't even imagine to escape. The only solution is isolation. But it still spares one!

You can't make anything idiot proof because idiots are so ingenious.

You always have to defend the imagination against idiots.

Am I the only one who recalls that Seth Turner used to think trees give off cold air because when you stand in the shade it's cooler than in the sun?

But it is infamous that they have not told you!’ declared Eustacie. ‘Je n’en reviendrai jamais!’ ‘If it’s all the same to you, miss, I’d just as soon you’d talk in a Christian language,’ said Mr. Stubbs.

And she didn't judge nobody. She loved everyone equal- accountants, queers, musicians, she welcomed us all, said we were all idiots just the same.

Any idiot or imbecile can easily make enemies; the important and the hard thing is to make friends easily and keep them as friends always!

As if on a conveyer belt, there will be a never ending supply of idiots and jerks that come and go in your life. Whether you stop the belt to dance with any one of them is up to you.

Avoid and ignore the idiots who try to bring you down in life; they are not worth your time.

Boy, did she love those idiots.

By professionals on LinkedIn, Critical Thinking, more than 237.804 stupid idiots within complete, full insanity. Incredible.

Crap talk; Noun. A condition where one's insecurities come spilling out of his mouth making him look like an unconfident idiot.

Cause there's always someone, somewhere With a big nose, who knows And trips you up and laugh when you fall

By passing your GCSEs you prove that you’re not an idiot… But by passing your A levels you prove that you’re smart

Chronic complainers, in other words, idiots.

Critics, in other words, idiots.

Daily mass killings are a uniquely American problem, because in America every halfwit can get his hands on a gun. You know what angry halfwits do in other countries? They throw potatoes.

Don't just sit there and drool. Act like an idiot.

Don't be an idiot - Idiots repeat as for my opinion to repeat is a useless process better check out one book it's not possible to learn everything and use everything it's insane. But you can do one thing, focus on the important stuff which have impressed you, use them - delete the book, make an essay and think on this few days you can think and check out some other books, videos and so on and so on... If you didn't get it, okay then listen again until you get it... It's imporntant to don't repeat and to understand it!

Hundreds of wise men cannot make the world a heaven, but one idiot is enough to turn it into a hell.

His mind It says survival of the fittest but His soul Revival of the idiots So good riddance, dancing

Don't say you're sorry, ask me how much it cost.

He gives tap dancing lessons to dolts, and you've been recommended by those in the know.

I believe that here on this planet there are people on the future and the last thing they will say won't be "We are from the future". Even they won't said, there aren't idiots!

I didn't figure things out, either, you know. So if you'e an idiot, I guess that makes two of us." He seems relieved to hear me say that. I guess idiots love company.

Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.