Best 388 quotes in «satan quotes» category

You might want to have Kate close her eyes if you ever want her to sleep with you, asshole. Because once I take off my pants, you’ll always come second.

You're the measure of my true decline. Your home isn't in the underworld, you live in the back room of the liquor store. My eternally hung-over angel, my Satan crawling like an amber worm from a bottle of Zoladkowa Gorzka.

Your eyes should never be lent to the devil; they belong to God. Be careful how you use your eyes!

Your level is above the reach of the devil... Keep it in mind; as long as you are in the light of God, you bind him (the devil) tight!

Your plans and goals don’t scare the devil in anyway. Your courage to pursue your plans and goals always keeps him on the run. Be bold to make it happen!

Your soul was bought for a price far greater than the world on the cross; everything Satan offers you in exchange for your soul is from the world and absolutely worthless. John 3:16

You twitch as the darkness moves in and out of you. It crawls up your spine and nestles in your brain like an evil thought from out of nowhere, burying itself in your psyche like a starving leech looking for a vein.

You will ever depress the devil if you always love those who spit hatred into your face. The devil loves vengeance and anything contrary to this is an agenda to bring down his temporal kingdom!

You were born to lead people out of the darkness into light in the power of God. Dare to rise up to this calling! Never stand low for satan to mess up your destiny. You are a pencil in the hands of God!

You will know who the enemy is intimidated by because they're the ones he targets and keeps beating down.

Accommodation is a central aspect of the cross-centered interpretation of violent portraits of God that I'm advocating. Like everything else in Cross Vision, this concept is anchored in the cross. On the cross, God stoops to meet us, and to enter into solidarity with us, right where we are at, which is in bondage to sin and to Satan. And he does this to free us and to bring us where he wants us to be, which is united with him in Christ. The cross is thus the paradigmatic example of God mercifully stooping to accommodate people in their fallen conditioning.

A fast to be true must be accompanied by a readiness to receive pure thoughts and determination to resist all Satan's temptations.

All sin is a form of insanity. Satan is the most insane being of all because he still believes he can defeat God

All messages from Satan are played forward and are in standard American English.

Americans are the great Satan, the wounded snake.

A nation of intellectuals, a nation of thugs Jesus is hate, a nation of Satan is love!

Before the sin, Satan assures us that it is of no consequence; after the sin, he persuades us that it is unforgivable.

A vote for Mitt Romney is a vote for Satan.

But if Satan speaks sometimes, God keep silent, always. We have to find the answers alone.

But I'm a bad priest, you see. I know--from experience--how much beauty Satan carried down with him when he fell. Nobody ever said the fallen angels were the ugly ones. Oh, no, they were just as quick and light and . . .

God's livery is a very plain one; but its wearers have good reason to be content. If it have not so much gold-lace about it as Satan's, it keeps out foul weather better, and is besides a great deal cheaper.

Because pornography is a tool of Satan that exploits and distorts our God-given sexuality, women - especially Christian women - need to understand the increasing threat of online pornography.

Faith has no value of its own, it has value only as it connects us with Him. It is a trick of Satan to get us occupied with examining our faith instead of resting in the Faithful One.

For 3 Million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person.

Homosexuality is the handiwork of Satan.

And God said 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.'

But Satan now is wiser than of yore, and tempts by making rich, not making poor.

Faith in to-morrow, instead of Christ, is Satan's nurse for man's perdition.

I had a fall out with Satan. Repeating satanic verses.

I am not likely to obtain the result flowing from the worship of God by laying myself prostrate before Satan.

If you will tell me when God permits a Christian to lay aside his armour, I will tell you when Satan has left off temptation.

How does Satan mislead us? By misquoting Scripture. By leading us astray. By getting us to make excuses instead of repenting.

I don't know if I'm a medium for some outside source. Whatever it is, frankly, I hope it's not what I think … Satan.

In works of labour or of skillI would be busy too:For Satan finds some mischief stillFor idle hands to do.

I'm not a Jesus freak, I'm not a satan worshipper. I'm a contradiction, a juxtaposition.

I'm rubber and you're glue," I told Satan, " and everything that bounces of me sticks to you.

I often laugh at Satan, and there is nothing that makes him so angry as when I attack him to his face, and tell him that through God I am more than a match for him

It is interesting that Satan, who voted for 'no opposition', has become the main source of it!

I respect your right to worship Satan, or to worship a tea kettle, or to be a NIMBY, or to be an asshole. There's no law against being an asshole.

I’ve been around a lot of wraiths, and he doesn’t feel like that either, though. It’s a strange sensation. Like human wrapped in evil.” – Caleb “Oh, great. Our coach is a pig-in-the-blanket for Satan.” – Nick

I was not content to just believe in Satan. I wanted to be his chief or staff.

NO WE ARE NOT DEVIL WORSHIPPERS!!! I've never been and never will be a satan worshipper or someone who worships a devil.

Killing is killing whether done for duty, profit or fun.

Minister: Welcome, brother! Do you reject Satan and all his works? Bunny Breckinridge: Sure.

Satan himself can't save a woman who wears thirty-shilling corsets under a thirty-guinea costume.

Satan's first strategy is to keep religion intellectual.

Satan sometimes suggests that an offering will satisfy God, when in fact He is demanding our all.

Satan, really, is the romantic youth of Jesus re-appearing for a moment.

One of Satan's most frequently used deceptions is the notion that the commandments of God are meant to restrict freedom and limit happiness.

Satan is willing to have us worship anything, however sacred - the Bible, the crucifix, the church - if only we do not worship God Himself.