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    If you aren’t paranoid before you arrive in this city, give it a few weeks and you will soon notice it creeping in, dripping into your subconscious like a leaky tap. The trick is not to give a flying fuck what anyone thinks about you, and if you are in the right frame of mind this can be an easy trick to perform but if not you’ll soon notice that for a city full of people who do a great Stevie Wonder impersonation when it comes to the homeless and beggars and casual violence towards others, wearing the wrong kind of shoes or a cheap suit brings out a sneering, hateful attitude that can have weaker minded individuals locked in their houses for weeks before harassing their doctors for prescriptions of Prozac and Beta blockers just to make it out the front door.

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    Imagine a young Isaac Newton time-travelling from 1670s England to teach Harvard undergrads in 2017. After the time-jump, Newton still has an obsessive, paranoid personality, with Asperger’s syndrome, a bad stutter, unstable moods, and episodes of psychotic mania and depression. But now he’s subject to Harvard’s speech codes that prohibit any “disrespect for the dignity of others”; any violations will get him in trouble with Harvard’s Inquisition (the ‘Office for Equity, Diversity, and Inclusion’). Newton also wants to publish Philosophiæ Naturalis Principia Mathematica, to explain the laws of motion governing the universe. But his literary agent explains that he can’t get a decent book deal until Newton builds his ‘author platform’ to include at least 20k Twitter followers – without provoking any backlash for airing his eccentric views on ancient Greek alchemy, Biblical cryptography, fiat currency, Jewish mysticism, or how to predict the exact date of the Apocalypse. Newton wouldn’t last long as a ‘public intellectual’ in modern American culture. Sooner or later, he would say ‘offensive’ things that get reported to Harvard and that get picked up by mainstream media as moral-outrage clickbait. His eccentric, ornery awkwardness would lead to swift expulsion from academia, social media, and publishing. Result? On the upside, he’d drive some traffic through Huffpost, Buzzfeed, and Jezebel, and people would have a fresh controversy to virtue-signal about on Facebook. On the downside, we wouldn’t have Newton’s Laws of Motion.

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    I knew it was coming. I knew they didn't have the nerve. Three days in and they've got faces like vexed tomatoes, their skins flaking sci-fi style: burnt to fuck. They were an embarrassment; not only to me and the wife and The Fall fans but to their own generation.

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    Paranoia. The more you think of an imaginary problem, the more you feel as though it’s real –

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    It makes sense to be paranoid.

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    No INSECURITY makes us sociopathic; too much makes us paranoid; but a little keeps us humble and introspective-a good thing...

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    Paranoid means you are aware of 10% of the problem

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    Most of us feel isolated and paranoid during stressful times. We feel alone in the wilderness.

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    The reason I do not wear a watch is because I am always on a watch. I just need to ask the person how long they have been watching me. - the irony of paranoia

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    Shaver’s worldview was a deeply paranoid one in which pretty much everything of importance was traced back to evil deros and sinister machines in the hollow earth. He did not believe in God, an afterlife, a spiritual world, or paranormal powers: all such htings were the purely physical and totally illusory effects of the ray machines of the deros. We have all been duped, and we are constantly being zapped in our dreams, diseases, and disasters. “The unseen world beneath our feet, malignant and horrible, is complete in its mastery of Earth,” he declared with not a doubt or qualification in sight. So, too, there is no such thing as astral travel or spirits. The spirits seen in séances are in fact projections of the machines controlled again by entirely physical creatures seething and scheming below us. Like other hollow earthers before him, Richard Shaver was what Palmer called “an extreme materialist.” He knew nothing of the psychology of projection, and he seemed completely incapable of thinking symbolically or metaphorically, which I take as a fairly clear symptom of whatever psychological condition he suffered.

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    Because I'm always so paranoid about doing corny things, or cheesy things in music, that often I probably don't make as good music as I could if I wasn't stifling it so much.

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    True love is jealousy in disguise: A man cannot restrict his lover from going to the club because he hates her, he actually hates the men who would come around and touch her.

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    When do the defense measures of a paranoid country become their own agents of self-destruction?

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    Actual gay people can make many others feel uncomfortable and paranoid because they don't know and can't articulate what makes a person gay, and they worry that maybe they themselves are gay.

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    Any such inklings were like a few scattered grains of truth dissolved in an ocean of nonsense, and were anyway generally inextricably bound up with patently paranoid ravings which served only to devalue the small amounts of sense and pertinence with which they were associated.

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    They are all paranoid." Apparently, this voice does not see itself in the "all" of dementia.

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    You have already lost if you are always fearful of losing everything.

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    All gamblers are paranoid, though they call it superstition.

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    High culture is paranoid about sentiment. But human beings are intensely sentimental.

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    Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse.

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    I envy paranoids; they actually feel people are paying attention to them.

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    I know I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?

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    If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.

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    It's the doubt that is really a major ingredient of the paranoid thriller.

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    I'm a paranoid schizophrenic. I am my own entourage!

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    I was walking down the street the other day and these construction workers were working on the roof hammering away. One of them told me I was a paranoid lunatic... in morse code.

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    I wanna smoke pot, but I can't, cause I'm too paranoid.

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    I was clinically depressed. I was paranoid. I was agoraphobic. I would have days at a time of not being able to even bathe or brush my teeth.

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    Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't somebody watching.

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    Life! Don't talk to me about life!

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    Most writers or performers walk around with the notion in their head that - a paranoid worry that maybe people don't like them.

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    Maybe I'm needy, neurotic, paranoid. Under the circumstances, of course, if I weren't needy, neurotic, and paranoid, I'd obviously be psychotic.

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    I've always been the opposite of a paranoid. I operate as if everyone is part of a plot to enhance my well-being.

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    My paranoia never ends, but I haven't been paranoid about being spied on my shadowy forces for some time now.

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    My mom was paranoid about my safety.

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    Pardon me for breathing, which I never do any way so I don’t know why I bother to say it, oh God, I’m so depressed.

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    The paranoid fear of government is an extremist position, and every one of us ought to say that

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    Rollin wit a posse full of paranoid drugdealaz!

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    Secrecy is a vacuum and nothing fills a vacuum like paranoid speculation.

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    3. The séance was for real and everyone knows it. But they won’t discuss it because A. they don’t trust me, B. they don’t like me, or C. they’re playing it down because they’re plotting to get me alone after school, duct tape my mouth, and throw me over the fence so Annaliese can rip out my throat with her ghostly teeth. Okay. Now that’s paranoid.

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    There's evil in the world, all right. Being aware of it makes you a realist, not a paranoid.

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    Are those conspirators that you spy through your window or is it a mirror reflecting the chattering parasites in your mind?

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    Better paranoid then sorry.

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    I became convinced that I was being watched. Because self was still leaking everywhere, a part of me began to think it was Mizuko rather than a stranger. I hoped that there might still be a reunion. I hoped it in the shy, sly way hope comes out of the jar, the mistranslated box, last—after everything and everyone else has escaped.

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    Every paranoid person is right at least once, said the tall sergeant. When he dies.

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