Best 104 quotes in «offensive quotes» category

Im not the voice of reason; Im more the guy using these offensive topics as fodder to raise tension in a joke.

I never find sincerity offensive... so, be sincere.

In one decade, women had gotten more protection against offensive jokes in the workplace than men had gotten in centuries against being killed in the workplace.

It was a fatal day when the public discovered that the pen is mightier than the paving-stone and can be made as offensive as a brickbat.

It is one thing to mourn for sin because it exposes us to hell, and another to mourn for it because it is an infinite evil. It is one thing to mourn for it because it is injurious to ourselves; another, to mourn for it because it is offensive to God. It is one thing to be terrified; another, to be humbled.

It is equally offensive to speed a guest who would like to stay and to detain one who is anxious to leave.

I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive.

I went back in British history. Some 204 people died there after a mine collapsed in 1838. In 1866, 361 miners died in Britain. In an explosion in 1894, 290 people died there.

Lack of education is an extraordinary handicap when one is being offensive.

It's so offensive that we have a man [Donald Trump] that has been accused by more than 10 women of sexual misconduct, not to mention fraud and bribery and all the other things that he's being investigated for, and he gets a total pass.

No fruit dies so vile and offensive a death as the banana.

Miserable is the fate of writers: if they are agreeable, they are offensive; and if dull, they starve.

Nothing becomes so offensive so quickly as grief. When fresh it finds someone to console it, but when it becomes chronic, it is ridiculed and rightly.

Nothing makes my buttocks clench tighter and my teeth itch more than 'Full Time Mummy'. Full time mummy is not a job title. It is a biological status.

My aim is not to start a new offensive against Russian soldiers, but to deter Russia from further aggression. The thing is that the EU is always playing by the rules. Putin is always playing with the rules. At the beginning, many thought that, after annexing Crimea, the beast would calm down. But he continued by supporting the so-called separatists in eastern Ukraine.

Not to him who is offensive to us are we most unfair, but to him who doth not concern us at all.

Of all noxious animals, the most noxious is a tourist. And of all tourists the most vulgar, ill-bred, offensive and loathsome is the British tourist.

Offensive objects, at a proper distance, acquire even a degree of beauty.

Offensive operations, often times, is the surest, if not the only means of defence.

Offensive linemen are like salt. Nobody ever remembers the brand they buy.

One of the things that`s offensive is saying in the fifth district there`s nothing going on. This is a very vast district. The congressman happens to represent me. And while there are always more things that we can do in every community, this is a very diverse district with all kinds of wonderful things.

People misinterpret what I say all the time: They think I'm being offensive, when really, I'm only being opinionated.

Sometimes faggot is the right word. There's a trend in this country to avoid words: "We can't say that one anymore it's offensive.

Real racist jokes or sexist jokes aren't funny - not because they're offensive, but because they're not true. As soon as a joke is based on an untruth, it's not funny.

Stop saying no offense,” I said, “when you say offensive things. It’s not a free pass.

The driving force behind the liberal counter-offensive in Europe has been a reaction against irresponsibility.

Success consecrates the most offensive crimes.

Sending us Ebola bombs in the form of sweaty Glaswegians just isn't cricket.

The offensive presence of Greg Ostertag is quite overwhelming sometimes!

That makes it even more offensive to me that she's interested in our band and she did something for Slaughter.

The National Organization of Women is the national organization of witches.

There has not yet been a major ground offensive battle... There are, we know, negotiations going on between the opposition forces and the Taliban leadership for surrender.

The one great element in continuing the success of an offensive is maintaining the momentum.

The rubber hits the road when we try to show grace to a person most unlike us, even someone morally offensive.

The one effective method of defending one's own territory from an offensive by air is to destroy the enemy's air power with the greatest possible speed.

There is something about the photographs that is endlessly disturbing. The fact that we like to think of them as torture actually hides what is really deeply offensive about them.

They are by far the worst drivers. They are spiteful, dithering, old and in the way. They should have their licences taken away.

The same goes for the refugees. Mrs.[Indira] Gandhi says ten million. It's obvious she started with that figure in order to legalize her offensive and invade East Pakistan. But when we invited the United Nations to check, the Indians were opposed. Why were they opposed? If the figure were exact, they shouldn't have been afraid of its being verified.

This country was founded on a core set of family values. These values should not be discouraged and blatantly undermined by the airing of offensive material on broadcast television and radio.

Wearing a Hawaiian shirt, you don't ever come across as offensive. Nobody sees you as a threat. You see someone in a Hawaiian shirt, and you are like 'this guy is ready to party.'

To conquer by sheer force is becoming harder and harder every day. Defensive is getting continuously the advantage of offensive, as we progress in the satanic science of destruction.

The things closest to the heart of God are often the most offensive to the Pharisees.

We can love an honest rogue, but what is more offensive than a false saint?

We will not build our offensive game plans around our punter... We hope we don’t major in punting.

We will also make it a priority to develop defensive and offensive cyber capabilities at our U.S. Cyber Command and recruit the best and brightest Americans.

We never really tried to shock for shock's sake on 'Family Guy.' If something was horribly offensive and shocking we would put it in if it was also hysterically funny.

With growing experience, all skillful commanders sought to profit by the power of the defensive, even when on the offensive.

Wit has its place in debate; in controversy it is a legitimate weapon, offensive and defensive.

You continue to build and work on new things, and continue to beat offensive linemen, week in and week out.

You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.