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    I kind of have a phobia for the dentist's office.

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    It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be.

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    I'm not sure when or why the tabloid angle on me was decided that I am a cad. I would have much rather it had been that I am secretly a dentist or that I love soup.

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    My dear Algy, you talk exactly as if you were a dentist. It is very vulgar to talk like a dentist when one isn't a dentist. It produces false impression

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    It is rather suitable for umpires to dress like dentists, since one of their tasks is to draw stumps.

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    I've got a good shepherd; you've got a sadistic dentist.

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    My dentist is actually a highly technical specialist, constantly experimenting with the latest dental research. The equipment he has makes my old dentist look prehistoric.

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    I told my dentist I want a tooth to match the others. He gave my one with four cavities.

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    It turns out dentists don't like it very much when you show up for a cleaning in full vampire gear.

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    I've had dentists who have wanted to help me out, but I say, 'You know, I won't work again if you fix my teeth.'

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    Most people do not go to the dentist until they have a toothache; most societies do not reform abuses until the victims begin to make life uncomfortable for others.

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    My dad was a dentist but I wasn't a hygienist. I assisted my dad.

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    My dentist said to me the other day: I've enough problems in my life, so why should I see your films?

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    No woman is a heroine to her dentist.

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    Never open your mouth,unless you're in the dentist chair

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    Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

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    Oh, my god. I'd be a terrible doctor. I don't like to touch other people. There's a lot of gruesome stuff in my line of work to feel or to admit. I'm sure everyone's expecting me to say "proctologist," but actually no, I don't want to be a proctologist. Probably want to be a dentist, because you don't have to touch much of the other person's body, just their face or mouth.

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    Put your money where your mouth is.

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    To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist.

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    The first time that she spread her legs for him it had been like opening her jaws for the dentist.

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    The dentist drills some more and you hear him make a mistake. And to cover it up, they all say the same thing: "Okay, rinse.

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    When life is kicking others in the teeth, Become a dentist.

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    You always think another time would have been ideal for you . . . the reality is there was no novocaine when you went to the dentist.

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    You can't say I'm going to become a painter in the same way you say I'm going to become a dentist. Or maybe you can nowadays. But it's an endeavor.

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    A gold tooth is to some blacks, what braces are to all whites.

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    It seemed far more reasonable to belong to a species that had evolved natural tooth replacement than to belong to one that had developed the dental profession.

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    Are your kids afraid of the Dentist?

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    Chatting with someone who has no life experience is like consulting a dentist. You know the answers will be painful but you have to ask.

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    Doing your taxes with a brain injury is like having a tooth extracted without anesthetic.

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    I remember our childhood days when life was easy and math problems hard. Mom would help us with our homework and dad was not at home but at work. After our chores, we’d go to the old fort museum with clips in our hair and pure joy in our hearts. You, sister, wore the bangles that you, brother, got as a prize from the Dentist. “Why the bangles?” the Dentist asked, surprised, for boys picked the stickers of cars instead. “They’re for my sisters,” you said. Mom would treat us to a bottle of Coke, a few sips each. Then, we’d buy the sweet smelling bread from the same white van and hand-in-hand, we’d walk to our small flat above the restaurant. I remember our childhood days. Do you remember them too?

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    Eyes are the windows to the soul. A smile is the mirror of the heart

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    For really it was the refinement of civilized cruelty, this spick, span, and ingenious affair of shining leather and gleaming steel, which hoisted you and tilted you and fitted reassuringly into the small of your back and cupped your head tenderly between padded cushions. It ensured for you a more complete muscular relaxation than any armchair that you could buy for your own home: but it left your tormented nerves without even the solace of a counter-irritant. In the old days the victim's attention had at least been distracted by an ache in the back, a crick in the neck, pins and needles in the legs, and the uneasy tickling of plush under the palm. But now, too efficiently suspended between heaven and earth, you were at liberty to concentrate on hell.

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    It was a sweet smile, but it hid menace, like the kind dentists gave.

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    Math anxiety is worst than a regular check up at the dentist.

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    Some people have rubbed salt into some people’s wounds by punching out their false teeth.

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    Men often think submission indicates weakness, that letting someone else take charge betrays a character deficit. But we all submit to strangers who drill into our teeth as long as we can see the parchment on their wall which reads “Dentist.

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    Seth's official reason for still smoking weed is that he doesn't want to, quote, go native, meaning end up one more suit on the train. (He in fact does wear a suit to work.) He wants them to, quote, live nicely, in a big house where family can come visit (kids, of course, in the back of his mind), but at the same time he doesn't want to get less crazy. So he'll smoke up before he goes for a run, and he's found a dentist in Danbury who still gives gas.

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    The darker the skin, the whiter seem yellow teeth.

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    A gynecologist is the dentist for the downstairs mouth.

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    And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

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    Believe me, you have to have a certain confidence in your powers of descretion to let a dentist loose with a drill in your mouth less than an hour after you've...um...entertained his wife.

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    As the saying goes, Bruce Jenner is a millionaire, and Mark Spitz is a dentist. It's the wrong sport.

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    I don't photograph anyone if I can't meet with them first because if I don't do that, then they're just going to the dentist and they're filled with fear. They don't know who I am.

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    Every time I go to the dentist they say, 'You really need to fix that gap of yours'. I'm like, 'My gap is paying your dentist bills.'

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    Faced with the choice of enduring a bad toothache or going to the dentist, we generally tried to ride out the bad tooth.

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    Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could not blink my eyes in unison." — "If The Impressionists Had Been Dentists

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    I am not interested in the ephemeral - such subjects as the adulteries of dentists. I am interested in those things that repeat and repeat and repeat in the lives of the millions.

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    I do not," I felt oddly appalled by her statement. "I'm an excellent liar. Ask my dentist. He swears I floss regularly.

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    If God hadn't meant for us to eat sugar, he wouldn't have invented dentists.

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