Best 851 quotes in «birthday quotes» category

Fifty years old, 212 fights, and I'm still pretty.

Fly free and happy beyond birthdays and across forever, and we'll meet now and then when we wish, in the midst of the one celebration that never can end.

For me, the end of childhood came when the number of candles on my birthday cake no longer reflected my age, around 19 or 20. From then on, each candle came to represent an entire decade.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

For my birthday my husband learned to cook and is cooking one day a week for me. But he only likes to do fancy dishes. So we end up with weird, obscure things in the refrigerator.

For my birthday this year, my girlfriends - who knew I'd just inherited my dad's turntable - gave me a carton of albums like "Blue Kentucky Girl," by Emmylou Harris, and "Off the Wall," by Michael Jackson. It's all stuff we grew up with. I mean, you can't have a music collection without Prince's "Purple Rain" - it just can't be done!

For the youth, the indignation of most things will just surge as each birthday passes.

Friendship is the shadow of the evening, which increases with the setting sun of life.

Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.

From as long as, literally as far back as I can remember I've liked puns, word jokes, I can literally recall looking at a comic at the age of six or seven and I remember what I enjoyed and what it was precisely and how the joke worked.

Funny, but after trading for more than 15 years, I still am capable of forgetting a cardinal rule: The paper you own, in the end, will be intertwined with the fate of the 30-year bond.

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed.

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form.

He has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

Happy 60th Birthday, good buddy. How are you dealing with your awful debility, lessened utility and loss of mobility?

Happy birthday greetings and warmest wishes, too May today, tomorrow, everyday Be truly happy for you.

Having a birthday cake squashed into your face by young kids? Delicious. I always don a Santa suit at Christmas. Remaining childish is a tremendous state of innocence.

Happiness is good health and a bad memory.

High expectations weren't nurtured in my neck of nowhere back then - children weren't fawned over from an early age as 'gifted' and groomed for a prizewinning future; self-esteem was considered something you had to pick from the garden yourself.

Hey, it's your birthday ?. Sit back, relax and enjoy it ? you've earned it! Have a Great One.

Here I sit, alone at 60, Bald and fat and full of sin Cold the seat, and loud the cistern As I read the (Harpic) (Lysol) tin

Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age.

How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten?

Husbands come and go; children come and eventually they go. Friends grow up and move away. But the one thing that's never lost is your sister.

How unspeakably the lengthening of memories in common endears our old friends!

How young can you die of old age?

I am a big popcorn fanatic. I love popcorn. In fact one year for my birthday, my husband bought me one of those big popcorn machines like they have in movie theaters.

I always wanted to be a designer. I read books on fashion from the age of 12.

I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff.

I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.

I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.

I am happy being able to play roles with people my age because once you do something really mature there is no turning back.

I am of a healthy long lived race, and our minds improve with age.

I can't look in the mirror and look at fake things. I just can't. I'd rather age.

I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party.

I came to water late. I learned to swim at the age of 20.

I can put my legs behind my head and sing 'Happy Birthday.' Because that's something that me and my friends used to do when we were in gymnastics class as kids, and I can still do it. I was doing it since I was 8 and 9. They used to call me Gumby. Very bendy.

I created Punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. That's what I do. I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation.

I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.

I consider the 70s to be the youth of old age. So all you women out there who are afraid of getting older, just keep your orgasms in place, eat a lot of vegetables, take exercise, and you'll be fine.

I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too.

I don't want to look at other people my age in leather. Why would I put it on?

I did a cake for the 60th birthday of Elton John, for Britney Spears' 27th birthday and for the 'Circus' album she put out - the cake had circus themes. I prepared a cake for a surprise 82nd birthday event for the architect Frank Gehry; the cake was comprised of mini-replicas of his buildings.

I don't believe in happy endings, but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately, you die at a very young age, or you live long enough to watch your friends die. It's a mean thing, life.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

I don't want to fight aging; I want to take good care of myself, but plastic surgery and all that? I'm not interested.

I do think I feel it but you don't think you are cause at a certain time you are no age but you don't think you are anything. You feel the life you have lived. I feel that. It's been a long fifty years.

I feel more mature than most people my age.