Best 851 quotes in «birthday quotes» category

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.

Funny, but after trading for more than 15 years, I still am capable of forgetting a cardinal rule: The paper you own, in the end, will be intertwined with the fate of the 30-year bond.

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed.

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form.

Happiness is good health and a bad memory.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

Having a birthday cake squashed into your face by young kids? Delicious. I always don a Santa suit at Christmas. Remaining childish is a tremendous state of innocence.

Happy 60th Birthday, good buddy. How are you dealing with your awful debility, lessened utility and loss of mobility?

Happy birthday greetings and warmest wishes, too May today, tomorrow, everyday Be truly happy for you.

He has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled.

Here I sit, alone at 60, Bald and fat and full of sin Cold the seat, and loud the cistern As I read the (Harpic) (Lysol) tin

Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age.

High expectations weren't nurtured in my neck of nowhere back then - children weren't fawned over from an early age as 'gifted' and groomed for a prizewinning future; self-esteem was considered something you had to pick from the garden yourself.

Hey, it's your birthday ?. Sit back, relax and enjoy it ? you've earned it! Have a Great One.

How unspeakably the lengthening of memories in common endears our old friends!

How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten?

How young can you die of old age?

I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff.

Husbands come and go; children come and eventually they go. Friends grow up and move away. But the one thing that's never lost is your sister.

I always wanted to be a designer. I read books on fashion from the age of 12.

I am a big popcorn fanatic. I love popcorn. In fact one year for my birthday, my husband bought me one of those big popcorn machines like they have in movie theaters.

I am happy being able to play roles with people my age because once you do something really mature there is no turning back.

I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.

I came to water late. I learned to swim at the age of 20.

I am of a healthy long lived race, and our minds improve with age.

I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.

I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party.

I can put my legs behind my head and sing 'Happy Birthday.' Because that's something that me and my friends used to do when we were in gymnastics class as kids, and I can still do it. I was doing it since I was 8 and 9. They used to call me Gumby. Very bendy.

I consider the 70s to be the youth of old age. So all you women out there who are afraid of getting older, just keep your orgasms in place, eat a lot of vegetables, take exercise, and you'll be fine.

I can't look in the mirror and look at fake things. I just can't. I'd rather age.

I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.

I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too.

I created Punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. That's what I do. I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation.

I did a cake for the 60th birthday of Elton John, for Britney Spears' 27th birthday and for the 'Circus' album she put out - the cake had circus themes. I prepared a cake for a surprise 82nd birthday event for the architect Frank Gehry; the cake was comprised of mini-replicas of his buildings.

I don't believe in happy endings, but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately, you die at a very young age, or you live long enough to watch your friends die. It's a mean thing, life.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

I feel like a lot of the female relationships I see on TV or in movies are in some way free of the kind of jealousy and anxiety and posturing that has been such a huge part of my female friendships, which I hope lessens a little bit with age.

I don't want to fight aging; I want to take good care of myself, but plastic surgery and all that? I'm not interested.

I don't want to look at other people my age in leather. Why would I put it on?

I do think I feel it but you don't think you are cause at a certain time you are no age but you don't think you are anything. You feel the life you have lived. I feel that. It's been a long fifty years.

I feel more mature than most people my age.

I feel like women are asked their age more than men.

I feel we live in the kind of culture now where you have to be very smart to navigate the right way, and I just don't have those smarts. I think with age and time it will change, but I can't obsess about it.

I felt a tremendous sadness for men who can't deal with a woman of their own age.

If every year is a marble, how many marbles do you have left? How many sunrises, how many opportunities to rise to the full stature of your being?

If I could save time in a bottle The first thing that I'd like to do Is to save every day

If I could be doing anything, I'd be laying on the floor in my birthday suit eating junk food and watching something dumb on TV.

If I had to live again I would do exactly the same thing. Of course I have regrets, but if you are 60 years old and you have no regrets then you haven't lived.

If I have the power to post 'Happy Birthday' on someone's Facebook page and make them feel really good, it feels really good to make other people feel really good. I love it. I'm a huge Facebook and Twitter person. And I love talking to my fans. It's fun.

If you age with somebody, you go through so many roles - you're lovers, friends, enemies, colleagues, strangers; you're brother and sister. That's what intimacy is, if you're with your soulmate.