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    It's not catastrophes, murders, deaths, diseases, that age and kill us; it's the way people look and laugh, and run up the steps of omnibuses.

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    It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a nice time, then two years later you'll be like, 'There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?'

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    It's really amazing that in the age of unbelief, as a smart man called it, there isn't even more fraud. After all, with no God, there's no one to ever call you to account, and no accounting at all if you can get away with it.

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    It's your birthday today, so what would you say, if we turned that frown upside down

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    It's the golden age of French cinema again but it's because Sarkozy had the guts to push through copyright law.

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    It's your Birthday Just do what You do best Chill out!!

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    I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.

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    I used to go down every year for the remembrance of Elvis' birthday. Memphis State College invited me to sit in the auditorium and speak to the people for one of those Elvis days.

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    It were a real increase of human happiness, could all young men from the age of nineteen be covered under barrels, or rendered otherwise invisible; and there left to follow their lawful studies and callings, till they emerged, sadder and wiser, at the age of twenty-five.

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    I've found out that I cannot pass up pizza without having some. I just can't! my kids have a lot of pizza. I can't go to a kid's birthday party without having a slice.

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    I've got everything I had 20 years ago, except now it's all lower.

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    I've an enormous respect for my mother who at the age of 39 raised three children, and I grew up with my grandmother in the household. And so it was a really strong household of women - my poor brother! It was great growing up with so many generations of women.

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    It takes a long time to become young.

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    I've got some incredible fans actually - so loyal and they make me card »">birthday cards and Christmas cards. I got this package of poems and artwork based around the songs. They've got this thing called 'Floetry' where they all have to put in artwork. They've set up their own competitions and stuff which is kind of amazing.

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    I've never looked forward to a birthday like I'm looking forward to my new daughter's birthday, because two days after that is when I can apply for reinstatement.

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    I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.

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    I've never had a surprise birthday party. I've had every other type of surprise. I've had surprise beatings, surprise drug tests, surprise daughter I think.

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    I want a chainsaw very badly, because I think cutting down a tree would be unbelievably satisfying. I have asked for a chainsaw for my birthday, but I think I'll probably be given jewelry instead.

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    I've looked after my money. As I started working around my third birthday, my first check went straight to the bank.

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    I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

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    I wanted to show I had balls at age 60. Just because society says I'm old, doesn't mean that I am. I'm pursuing happiness, even if it makes the people around me unhappy.

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    I was a mixture of being incredibly old for my age and incredibly backwards. I was born quite old, but then I stopped growing. I lived with my mum and dad till I was 30.

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    I want to get old gracefully. I want to have good posture, I want to be healthy and be an example to my children.

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    I was confirmed at my prep school at the age of 13.

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    I was always concerned with writing to my age at a particular moment. That was the way I would keep faith with the audience that supported me as I went along.

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    I was getting hot flashes and sweats on a regular basis. That's not normal, even for my age.

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    I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young.

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    I wasn't very good about juggling family and my career. I was interested in who was coming to the children's birthday party, what my son was writing. I was thinking about Legos.

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    I was taught from a young age that I had to serve, so that turned into me thinking I had to save the planet.

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    I was fired at the pinnacle of my career, on my 39th birthday. And in the year that followed, I learned that there are many psychological phases of being 'let go.'

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    I worked at an ice cream parlor called Chadwicks. We wore old-timey outfits and had to bang a drum, play a kazoo, and sing 'Happy Birthday' to people while giving them free birthday sundaes. Lots of ice cream scooping and $1 tips.

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    I would often find myself, at the age of 21, at midnight, running down a dark street on my own with 10 men chasing me. And the fact they had cameras in their hands made that legal.

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    I was very successful from a very early age, and I want to keep it.

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    I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.

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    I would love a family. I'm at the age where the wish for a child gets stronger. But who knows.

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    Let all beings in all the worlds be happy. Include this universal prayer in your prayers every day. This is my birthday message to you.

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    I went to a rare live Van Dyke show and met him there. And then he came to a show of mine and we spoke back stage. The third time was at Brian Wilson's birthday party.

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    Just hit my 75th birthday, I'm feeling great!

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    Life, a good life, a great life is about "Why not?" May we never forget it.

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    Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

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    Life expectancy in many parts of Africa can be something around the age of thirty five to thirty eight. I mean you're very fortunate if you live to that age. In fact when I went to Uganda for the first time one of the things that occurred to me was that I saw very few elderly people.

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    Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

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    Life has got to be lived - that's all there is to it. At seventy, I would say the advantage is that you take life more calmly. You know that 'this, too, shall pass!'

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    Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.

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    Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while

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    Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

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    Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breaths away.

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    Life should begin with age and its privileges and accumulations, and end with youth and its capacity to splendidly enjoy such advantages.

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    Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

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    Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.