Best 851 quotes in «birthday quotes» category

If you survive long enough, you're revered - rather like an old building.

If you've got to my age, you've probably had your heart broken many times. So it's not that difficult to unpack a bit of grief from some little corner of your heart and cry over it.

If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'

I get all fired up about aging in America.

I get uncomfortable when people give me presents and watch me open them. I don't have birthday parties, because the idea of a group of people singing and looking at me while I'm blowing out candles gives me hives.

I grew up doing all that stuff because I was obsessed with the '50s. I had sock hops for birthday parties. So I've always done The Twist and stuff. It was pretty natural and, with my parents doing it all the time, I'd just copy them. Not very pretty.

I grew up on the golden age of children's TV.

I had a birthday one night on a farm we were shooting on. I walked into the tent, and there were 150 people waiting for me, all wearing masks of my face.

I had arranged a birthday party for him and my children, who are all Aquarians. Instead, we got married. I ran out of excuses. It was just us and my children.

I had been offered a Hollywood contract before my 18th birthday. It gave me the spark I needed.

I hate birthdays. I hate birthday parties. I hate them. I don't know what it is, anybody's only got to come wafting near me with a piece of cake with a candle on and I break out in hives.

I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.

I have achieved my seventy years in the usual way: by sticking strictly to a scheme of life which would kill anybody else... I will offer here, as a sound maxim, this: That we can't reach old age by another man's road.

I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it's all a little bit lower.

I have had fans make me the big picture collages of the photo books; I have had fans send me birthday cakes... sing to me on my voicemail. I have had fans flash me. I have had older fans give me their bras and underwear onstage.

I joined the army on my seventeenth birthday, full of the romance of war after having read a lot of World War I British poetry and having seen a lot of post-World War II films. I thought the romantic presentations of war influenced my joining and my presentation of war to my younger siblings.

I have 'Happy Birthday' in multiple languages on my iPod - I like to play it at company birthday parties.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT

I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.

I just had my 30th birthday and we went turkey shooting. It's what I wanted to do, so we went.

I learned from a very young age that if I pursued the things that truly excited me, that they would reward in more important ways, like happiness.

I like to give people novels I think they would like, on no particular occasion - just when we're in a bookstore together. I like to receive reference books on my birthday.

I like birthday cake. It's so symbolic. It's a tempting symbol to load with something more complicated than just 'Happy birthday!' because it's this emblem of childhood and a happy day.

I like to go to anybody else's birthday, and if I'm invited I'm a good guest. But I never celebrate my birthdays. I really don't care.

I love a card. You know, cards? At birthdays? I collect them.

I lost twins at 14 weeks, and I had to have an D and C on my birthday.

I'll never forget my 24th birthday when my tooth got punched out. And for a second I was like, it would be really hilarious if I sold it on eBay. But I can't, that's just too creepy. I don't think I can go there.

I love physical kinds of comedy and getting down and dirty and doing stunts. When I was growing up, I was always getting into fights with guys and usually punching out boys my age because I was a lot bigger and tougher. So I'm naturally accustomed to putting myself into the headspace of a girl who can take care of herself.

I love everything that's old, - old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wine.

I love having my birthday at Australia Zoo.

I love photography. My boyfriend's got a great camera, which I bought for his birthday.

I love the big fresh starts, the clean slates like birthdays and new years, but I also really like the idea that we can get up every morning and start over.

I'm 20 years old. I like to party as much as anyone my age. Going clubbing is my way of relaxing or releasing a lot of stress. I don't feel that I should have to justify that part of my life. I don't know that I'm necessarily an addict.

I'm 60 years of age. That's 16 Celsius.

I'm 36 and if I met a woman of my own age and married her, I'd also be marrying her former life, her past. It might be OK for some people - I don't want to judge it or anything - but it's not for me. It would destroy my creativity.

I'm amazed. When I was 40, I thought I'd never make 50. And at 50 I thought the frosting on the cake would be 60. At 60, I was still going strong and enjoying everything.

I married two weeks after my 18th birthday, far too young, and by the time I was 23 I was a single mother of three small children, Sean, Daniel and Victoria, living in a prefab house.

I'm asked all the time in interviews about who I am, and I know a few people my age who have a strong sense of self, but I couldn't say I know myself and sum it up and give it to you in a little package. I don't know myself at all yet.

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

I'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory.

I'm inspired by people who keep on rolling, no matter their age.

I'm mighty glad that I found you. Have a terrific birthday.

I'm most comfortable in my birthday suit.

I'm lost in the middle of my birthday. I want my friends, their touch, with the earth's last love. I will take life's final offering, I will take the last human blessing.

I'm not getting old. I'm getting better.

I'm not going to be caught around here for any fool celebration. To hell with birthdays!

I'm sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.