Best 119 quotes in «dieting quotes» category

Why would you want to sell millions of people on the illusion that they knew you, when they didn't?

Women get boob jobs to give themselves a certain edge. Frankly, I don't see why they nearly kill themselves trying to diet off their equally bulbous hips.

Dieting by portion control doesnt work because one is constantly fighting addictive drives.

You can eat anything you want, just not everything you want!

You enter the cave of the bear to become its master or its meat.

Your body fat levels can increase through means that are beyond your control. Pollution is a major culprit here because it’s been shown to contain obesogenic compounds that promote the accumulation of body fat. And these compounds are making their way into our air and rivers. Pesticides also increase body fat as they run off into lakes and rivers after being sprayed on the food we eat. And, you encounter a large number of chemical body-fat-promoting compounds, referred to by scientists as obesogens, through plastic bottles, Styrofoam, shampoo, paints, carpeting, food preservatives, artificial ingredients, plastic shower curtains, antibacterial soap and Teflon cookware. Artificial obesogens are found in the special paper used for ATM and cash register receipts and even in the chemicals found in a new automobile that give it that “new car smell.

Your weight controls you because you believe you can control it.

After 14 years of dieting, there are only two things I've never lost. Hope and weight.

Dieting: A system of starving yourself to death so you can live a little longer.

Dieting is our last tie with asceticism.

Dinner is often a stew of beans or legumes, which are awesome for dieting; they give you that meaty satisfaction and both are excellent with whole grain rice or bread.

Disciplined governments do not engage in the economic equivalent of binge eating followed by crash dieting.

A mother who is obsessing about being thin and dieting and exercising is not going to be a very good mother.

As for food, half of my friends have dug their graves with their teeth.

Dieting is long-haul. Many rapid weight loss programs actually only squeeze the water out of you. Just like a wet sponge. But a good dieter maintains his or her grip on that sponge, not letting it soak up water again.

Dieting fooled you into thinking you could control your life.

Dieting is murder on the road. Show me a man who travels and I'll show you one who eats.

Don't talk about your diet. It's just boring, and the last thing you need when dieting is to be considered boring.

Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die.

Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.

I didn't just fall off the wagon. I let the wagon fall on me.

I am a better person when I have less on my plate.

I am forbidden sugar, fat, and alcohol. So hooray, I guess, for oatmeal, lemon juice, and chicken soup.

I didn't realize that diets don't work, and I did not want to diet. I didn't want to do anything that required dieting.

I don't believe in dieting, but I do believe in the lifestyle that you want to live.

I dieted all the time in the Sixties, but we had no idea what dieting meant - we thought it meant not eating anything.

I don't believe in dieting, I don't believe in having certain moments in your life where you're healthy and then moments when you're like, "I'm going to eat whatever I want." It's just finding what works for your body and always eating healthy.

I don't believe in dieting.

I hate dieting. Let’s just say that.

I have been doing leg lifts faithfully for about fifteen years, and the only thing that has gotten thinner is the carpet where I have been doing the leg lifts.

I highly recommend worrying. It is much more effective than dieting.

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

I joined a health spa recently. They had a sign for "Free Weights." So I took a couple.

I take care of myself, which includes dieting, exercising and minimising stress. I joke that I've been on a diet since 1974, which is basically true.

I think of dieting, then I eat pizza.

I think the noblest thing you can do is ask for help. And I mean that about therapy. I mean that about dieting.

I started dieting. I dieted, dieted, dieted and tried all the diets and I would lose and then I would go back to normal eating and would put it on and then some.

It's rough to go through life with your contents looking as if they settled during shipping.

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.

Ive learned from dieting and not dieting that literally the thing that works best for me is that if I think of it, I better go ahead and have it.

I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge.

Moderation is actually the flip side of dieting, that is, imposed deprivation.

I was member of the Diet as long as it existed, until May 1933.

My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.

My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like - just don't swallow it.

My ideal weight is moobless.

My weight always fluctuates by 10 pounds. After trying Atkins and doing Nutrisystem a few times, now I’m just focused on maintaining a healthy lifestyle rather than dieting.

Never measure yourself against magazine covers. Every 'perfect' body you see in a bikini is a result of weeks of dieting and exercise. And airbrushing.

Old age is somewhat like dieting. Every day there is less of us to be observed.

Once you have to start counting calories, it takes away from the joy of eating.