Best 303 quotes in «ridiculous quotes» category

I don't think we came from monkeys. I think that's ridiculous. I haven't seen a half-monkey, half-person yet.

I don't want to just spend my life ridiculing something that I find ridiculous, although there is an element of satire in my work.

I do suspect my star ratings average too high. But, of course, star ratings are ridiculous. I'm stuck with them.

I'd rather look ridiculous when everybody else does than plain and sensible all by myself.

If a chair or a building is not functional, if it appears to be only art, it is ridiculous.

If anger proceeds from a great cause, it turns to fury; if from a small cause, it is peevishness; and so is always either terrible or ridiculous.

If I know what something's about, and I can always have that touchstone, I feel like I can reach for really ridiculous humor and also go really dark in terms of the things I'm afraid of.

If it's just fame for the sake of being famous, no one even cares about you - and you don't even care about yourself because you're like, "This is so ridiculous.

I find that if you take the various popular song forms to their logical extremes, you can arrive at almost anything from the ridiculous to the obscene-or, as they say in New York, sophisticated.

If only Jesus' followers shared his personality. That one shift alone would correct so many of the ridiculous and horrifying things that pass for popular Christianity.

If you ask her to do things on command, like clap or walk, she just shuts down. She does not want to perform.

If we submit everything to reason our religion will be left with nothing mysterious or supernatural. If we offend the principles of reason our religion will be absurd and ridiculous . . . There are two equally dangerous extremes: to exclude reason, to admit nothing but reason.

If we don't act now, the death tax will come back in just a few years. Under current law the death tax is phased out in 2010 but comes back in full force in 2011. That is a ridiculous and untenable policy.

I had this song called Helter Skelter, which is just a ridiculous song. So we did it like that, 'cuz I like noise.

If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid. That's ridiculous. If I have a gun, what in the hell do I have to be paranoid about?

If you're a critic of the rulers of the United States, you are either demonized, or you are trivialized by the press, and they do a very good job of making you into a non-person or a ridiculous person.

If you get a wrinkle, I don't feel that's indicative of your losing ground. That's ridiculous.

I grew up with siblings, so if I could just snap my fingers and have four [children], I would have four

I have been pregnant in so many movies it's ridiculous.

I have a ridiculous fear of sharks but I'd jump in the water in a second for an amazing role.

I have the most ridiculous TV crush on Michael McIntyre. I fell in love watching him on 'Britain's Got Talent'.

I have hobbies. I do all sorts of ridiculous things.

'I'll Tumble 4 Ya' has to be one of the most ridiculous hit singles that any international superstars have given the world.

I know this is going to get me in trouble, but I'll say it: The whole notion that I am supposed to constantly tweet is ridiculous. There are a lot of journalists at the New York Times who tweet. I am not opposed to it. But I don't have enough time. And editors don't have much to say. My world consists of this office, this floor, my apartment and wonderful conversations with our reporters and correspondents - all of them know a lot more about the world than I do.

I looked at Justin, and I was like: “Do you want me to go onstage for you?

I lost my ridiculous accent without acquiring another

I'm just a small guy so if I'd dropped any more weight it would have been a bit ridiculous.

I love Vivienne Westwood. So much. Every time I go to London, first thing I do is go in there. It's ridiculous!

I'm having a great time. It's like I'm on some ridiculous big roller coaster not knowing what's happening next, but just having a great time on the ride.

I’m, like, a compulsive eater. I’m going to be so fat when I’m older, it’s ridiculous.

I'm not one of these guys who says 'Now I'm on a really hot show. Better quit soon before I get labeled.' That's the most ridiculous notion I'd ever heard.

I'm never going again on Met Gala. It was so un-fun. It was boiling. It was too crowded. I did not enjoy it at all.

I'm not a very gregarious person. I can't bear attention being called to me in a public place, which is ridiculous in a business that pays you to be noticed.

I'm the oldest I've ever been, right now.

I'm sorry,' said the shopkeeper. 'I can't understand your ridiculous accent.' 'My accent?' 'It is quite silly.' 'So you can't understand me?' 'Not a word.' 'Then how did you understand that?' 'I didn't.' ''You didn't understand what I just said?' 'That's right.' 'You understood that, though.' 'Not at all.' The American glowered.

I'm so fortunate, it's ridiculous.

I'm sure there has been something ridiculous [to sign], but nothing springs to mind. You have the usual things like breasts and such.

I respect you too much to respect your ridiculous ideas.

I'm with someone who's got very high standards, and he doesn't tolerate all these ridiculous vices very easily. That's not reason enough to marry someone, although people have gotten married for less.

In the most commonplace, tiresome, ridiculous, malicious, coarse, crude, or even crooked people or events I had to seek out rare things, good things, comic things, and I did so.

I ordered all of these sets [ from South Korea] and I'm thinking to myself, this is ridiculous. We don't even make televisions here [in U.S].

In politics, being ridiculous is more damaging than being extreme.

It is a ridiculous thing for a man not to fly from his own badness, which is indeed possible, but to fly from other men's badness, which is impossible.

I think I cause a lot of headaches for editors - it's impossible to keep up with the ridiculous amount of changes I make.

I think it's ridiculous. I'm very much opposed to sanctuary cities. They breed crime, there's a lot of problems. If we have to, we'll defund.

I think the paparazzi are absolutely ridiculous. When we were filming, there was a lot of them. It's different being in L.A., where there are so many celebrities. But, when it was in Vancouver, it was all about the film, so there was paparazzi following us. It's just part of the business.

It is beyond ridiculous that wolves need to study a human or that they are capable of it.

I tell you what's really ridiculous--going into a bookstore and there's all these books about yourself. In a way, it feels like you're already dead.

I think beauty comes from within, and society paints a ridiculous picture.

I think the tax cut is ridiculous but so am I.