Best 303 quotes in «ridiculous quotes» category

Whenever somebody challenges me with the notion that killing carrots is no different to killing cows, I make a point of pointing out how different they would feel if they spent the day weeding in the garden, or the day slaughtering chickens. Just to make it clear how ridiculous they are being, because there can be no doubt, their argument is ridiculous, there isn’t a person out there who given both scenarios would look at them and say “yes they are the same”. I like to state this clearly, because I understand that even if the person challenging me refuses to acknowledge the difference, others who come along later and read the conversation will see both sides to the argument and maybe it will help these new people to not start presenting the same kind of ridiculous logic in opposition towards compassionate living.

You know, in my opinion, being ridiculous is sometimes even a good thing, and better than that: we can forgive one another more quickly, and acquire humilty more quickly; after all, we can't understand everything at once, we can't begin directly from perfection!

When you find yourself looking ridiculous, reasoning isn't worth a damn.

Almost everything I say, no matter how innocent my intentions are, seems to get sort of manipulated and sensationalized and turned into some ridiculous news story.

All the dignity of man consists in thought. Thought is therefore by its nature a wonderful and incomparable thing. It must have strange defects to be contemptible. But it has such, so that nothing is more ridiculous. How great it is in its nature! How vile it is in its defects! But what is this thought? How foolish it is!

A leveller has long ago been set down as a ridiculous and chimerical being, who, if he could finish his work to-day, would have to begin it again tomorrow.

All these corporate reports say they want zero carbon. Well that is ridiculous, because you are not telling us what you are, you are telling us what you are not.

And hope is like love...a ridiculous, wonderful, powerful thing.

And happiness...Well, after all, desires torment us, don't they? And, clearly, happiness is when there are no more desires, not one...What a mistake, what ridiculous prejudice it's been to have marked happiness always with a plus sign. Absolute happiness should, of course, carry a minus sign — the divine minus.

An old man at school is a contemptible and ridiculous object.

And I love Jennifer Lawrence. She's a total fox. And such a good actress. It's ridiculous.

And, uh, I did that, and there was nothing more ridiculous to me than finding the weight of the earth because I didn't care how much the earth weighed.

Are you trying to get run over by a cab? Don't be ridiculous. We could never get a cab that easily in this neighborhood

A positive engagement to marry a certain person at a certain time, at all haps and hazards, I have always considered the most ridiculous thing on earth.

Aquarius[es] are social butterflies, humanitarians, geniuses: Einstein was one.

As I remember it, the bases were loaded.

A shower would minimise the risk of contracting the disease.

Aunt Jane observed, the second time She tumbled off a bus, 'The step is short from the Sublime To the Ridiculous.

At the heart of the ridiculous, the sublime

Baby carrots are making me gay.

Bonds despite their ridiculous yields will not easily be threatened with a new bear market.

Because women can do nothing except love, they've given it a ridiculous importance. They want to persuade us that it's the whole of life. It's an insignificant part.

Besides, nowadays, almost all capable people are terribly afraid of being ridiculous, and are miserable because of it.

Beth: "You're ridiculous." Xavier: "I think you mean irresistible." Beth: "Yes, ridiculously irresistible.

Everything has two sides - the outside that is ridiculous, and the inside that is solemn.

Bye, bye! I'm from Colombia! I'm Sofia Vergara!

Credulity is always ridiculous.

Everyone wants to know about the gold ring. Everyone knows already - it's ridiculous.

[Boycott Oscar] is like crying about not having enough icing on your cake. It's just ridiculous.

But overall when you work in fashion, you're always in a rush. You're always a little late, always in a hurry. Every single moment's important, so you never have enough time to do what you want to do. It's ridiculous.

Comparing Isco to Zidane isn't ridiculous. He is very close to Zidane in terms of ability, they have a lot of similarities. Zidane is obviously in a better position to judge, and he said Isco isn't there yet but could come close in the future.

Doubt is uncomfortable, certainty is ridiculous.

Folk whose own behavior is most ridiculous are always to the fore in slandering others.

Following fashion trends, however ridiculous or uncomfortable.

Have I dated a supermodel? Of course not. I'd look ridiculous.

For a relative newcomer, it's obviously a dream to work with such a talented actress as Anna Paquin, who won an Oscar at 10, or something ridiculous like that. That's a dream.

For me, the cooking life has been a long love affair, with moments both sublime and ridiculous.

For movies to get greenlit solely based on the success of other movies that have a lot of women in them? It's so ridiculous to me.

Government should be weak, amateurish and ridiculous. At present, it fulfills only a third of the role.

Gay writers now have both a sense of history and the fables that allows them to dwell in the realms of the ridiculous and at the same time talk seriously about things.

Give me health and a day, and I will make the pomp of emperors ridiculous.

He understands my pity for his ridiculous, humiliating physical necessity.

He makes himself ridiculous who is for ever repeating the same mistake.

Here it is,' Nigel said. Mrs D, Mrs I, Mrs FFI, Mrs C, Mrs U, Mrs LTY. That spells difficulty.' How perfectly ridiculous!' snorted Miss Trunchbull. 'Why are all these women married?

He's disappeared to Azerbaijan, or somewhere ridiculous in the world.

How ridiculous and how strange to be surprised at anything which happens in life

How ridiculous not to flee from one's own wickedness, which is possible, yet endeavor to flee from another's which is not.

How ridiculous it is to waste our lives experimenting with those things for which we already have the answers!

I am a ridiculous man. They call me a madman now. That would be a distinct rise in my social position were it not that they still regard me as being as ridiculous as ever.

Humans can be fairly ridiculous animals.