Best 303 quotes in «ridiculous quotes» category

I'm so fortunate, it's ridiculous.

I'm sorry,' said the shopkeeper. 'I can't understand your ridiculous accent.' 'My accent?' 'It is quite silly.' 'So you can't understand me?' 'Not a word.' 'Then how did you understand that?' 'I didn't.' ''You didn't understand what I just said?' 'That's right.' 'You understood that, though.' 'Not at all.' The American glowered.

I'm the oldest I've ever been, right now.

I'm with someone who's got very high standards, and he doesn't tolerate all these ridiculous vices very easily. That's not reason enough to marry someone, although people have gotten married for less.

In politics, being ridiculous is more damaging than being extreme.

In the most commonplace, tiresome, ridiculous, malicious, coarse, crude, or even crooked people or events I had to seek out rare things, good things, comic things, and I did so.

I ordered all of these sets [ from South Korea] and I'm thinking to myself, this is ridiculous. We don't even make televisions here [in U.S].

I respect you too much to respect your ridiculous ideas.

I think beauty comes from within, and society paints a ridiculous picture.

I tell you what's really ridiculous--going into a bookstore and there's all these books about yourself. In a way, it feels like you're already dead.

I think I cause a lot of headaches for editors - it's impossible to keep up with the ridiculous amount of changes I make.

I think it's ridiculous. I'm very much opposed to sanctuary cities. They breed crime, there's a lot of problems. If we have to, we'll defund.

I think the tax cut is ridiculous but so am I.

I thought: this is how life is, ridiculous beyond comprehension.

It is a ridiculous thing for a man not to fly from his own badness, which is indeed possible, but to fly from other men's badness, which is impossible.

It is beyond ridiculous that wolves need to study a human or that they are capable of it.

It is curious how instinctively one protects the image of oneself from idolatry or any other handling that could make it ridiculous, or too unlike the original to be believed any longer.

It is inconceivable how much wit it requires to avoid being ridiculous.

I think the paparazzi are absolutely ridiculous. When we were filming, there was a lot of them. It's different being in L.A., where there are so many celebrities. But, when it was in Vancouver, it was all about the film, so there was paparazzi following us. It's just part of the business.

I'm sure there has been something ridiculous [to sign], but nothing springs to mind. You have the usual things like breasts and such.

It is not the criminal things which are hardest to confess, but the ridiculous and shameful.

It is one of the peculiar truths of life that people often say things that they know full well are ridiculous.

It opens Wednesday or Friday.

It's a dirty job being ridiculous, but I'll do it

It is in these moments of tender and ridiculous nostalgia that I know something inside me is still broken.

It's just occurred to me that some horror films everybody laughs because they're so ridiculous and they're so frightening in a way, the filmmakers' are trying everything, that they just end up being funny.

It's just a figment of the imagination.

It's kinda ridiculous what you can't say nowadays. You really can't say anything you believe! I think it's fricking ridiculous how sensitive everyone is to everything, how much things are frowned upon. How much stuff will cost you nowadays. I think it's fricking ridiculous that we can't - there's certain topics that you can't really say how you feel about.

It's never been bad or ridiculous. I know who I am and what I've done, and I'm really comfortable with myself.

It's only led me to complete awesomeness at all times. It's only led me to awesome truth and awesomeness. Beauty, truth, awesomeness. That's all it is.

It's true that in France there is always this ridiculous complex about money. Money is cursed, shameful, money disqualifies you . . . In America, even though it is a Protestant country, it's the opposite.

It was just wet, not stinky?

It was the most convulted, ridiculous piece of logic I'd heard in awhile... It was something I would have come up with.

It was the first smile of my life. Of course, that is a ridiculous thing to say; I had been smiled at often, the big man had smiled at me not a minute since. And yet I say: it was the first smile, because it was the first that ever went straight into me like a needle too thin to be seen.

I've always been against recreating or re-recording samples, but I managed to re-record one or two that were just too expensive and it was just ridiculous.

I've done 10 or 11 pilots for network television, which is ridiculous.

I've been so ridiculous all my life that a little bit more or a little bit less hardly matters now.

It’ll probably be brutal, too. They might even feed you to the dog. He doesn’t have a dog. Yeah, well, he might get one just to feed you to it. She’d never been the kind of person to let something as ridiculous as rational logic interfere with her fear.’ (Alix)

I've learned in my years as a journalist that when a politician says 'That's ridiculous' you're probably on the right track

I've lived in the UK for longer than I lived in Ireland. I'm not worried about myself, but it's ridiculous for youngsters.

I was a scapegoat. The media had to put responsibility on somebody, and I was chosen. They felt free to say that because someone was thin they were anorexic, which is ridiculous.

I was going to come in and push you down the stairs.

I was on the junior team when I was a freshman, that’s how good I was. But I wasn’t on my eighth-grade team, because some coach - some Grammy, some reviewer, some fashion person, some blah blah blah - they’re all the same as that coach.

I've met them down in the Cost and Accounting Department, clean-shaven and in white collars. They can't see a damn thing ridiculous about themselves... only about you.

I've learned to not care. There are always going to be ridiculous rumours.

I went being unemployed for three years to being the lead in a British feature in the days when we only made two a year, 1990. It was ridiculous really.

Jealousy ought to be tragic, to save it from being ridiculous.

JESTER, n. An officer attached to the king's household to amuse the court by ludicrous actions and utterances . . . the king's own conduct and decrees [being] sufficiently ridiculous for the amusement not only of his court but of all mankind.

I would add a little more love in the world. It's ridiculous, I know, but it is one thing I would do.

I would say she's definitely not shy, like her dad