Best 303 quotes in «ridiculous quotes» category

My biggest vice is playing solitaire on my iPad. It's bad. I mean, it's ridiculous.

My family's the best so to call and say, 'I'm in a movie with Robin Williams,' and they're like, 'That's ridiculous.' And I'm like, 'Good, as long as you think that, too.' Because as soon as you say, 'I deserve this,' it's over.

My mistakes do happen on a grand scale and very public level. They're humiliating, embarrassing. But if nothing bad happens to you, you'll just continue to act ridiculous.

Not everyone wants you all the time, Jace," he said. "Don't be ridiculous.

Now, I’m not even saying that girls shouldn’t have princesses in their lives, the archetype in and of itself is not innately wrong, but there should be more options to choose from. So that was my intent, to demonstrate how ridiculous it is to paint an entire gender of heroes with one superficial brush.

Nothing turns off an investor more than when an entrepreneur comes in with a ridiculous valuation.

Oscar night is a ridiculous night where you go to these parties and you see everyone that you've ever wanted to work with and admire.

Only by chancing the ridiculous, can I hope for the sublime.

Obviously I’m a feminist. It’s ridiculous that anyone would think other of me.

Of children as of procreation -- the pleasure momentary, the posture ridiculous, the expense damnable

Once Charley fell in love with a dachshund, a romance racially unsuitable, physically ridiculous, and mechanically impossible. But all these problems Charley ignored. He loved deeply and tried dogfully.

One of the things I like about doing science, the thing that is the most fun, is coming up with something that seems ridiculous when you first hear it but finally seems obvious when you're finished.

One would understand a ban on surrogate advertising, but to completely ban [smoking] is ridiculous, a joke taken too far.

People in Northern Ireland vote for their church, they don't vote with their heads; it is ridiculous.

Ridicule is the unfortunate destiny of the ridiculous.

Please, I need you to save my ass.

Poverty is bitter, but it has no harder pang than that it makes men ridiculous.

Ridiculous stuff happens when I travel.

She had a lively, playful disposition that delighted in anything ridiculous.

Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.

She looks like a woman who has found it ridiculous to commit herself to a single emotional stance in anything, but must always ride high heavy irony.

Sanguine felt the ridiculous urge to reach out and poke him, just to see if he’d react, but he’d seen that kind of anger before. It was the quiet kind. The dangerous kind.

She told the story, however, with great spirit among her friends; for she had a lively, playful disposition, which delighted in any thing ridiculous.

Steve McManaman once described Zinedine Zidane as ridiculous. You can't get a higher compliment than that.

Since you're going to die anyway, why not go do whatever it is you are in the mood to do. To postpone anything is ridiculous, if it's important to you.

Some lives are tragic, some ridiculous. Most are both at once.

Space doesn't just encompass the sublime and the ridiculous. It erases the line between.

So many of us choose our path out of fear disguised as practicality. What we really want seems impossibly out of reach and ridiculous to expect, so we never dare to ask the universe for it.

Somebody should clip Sting around the head and tell him to stop using that ridiculous Jamaican accent.

Some of the shrewdest insight into natural processes have been greeted at the outset by the exclamation 'But that's ridiculous'.

So what if they were in Tartarus? So what if they stood a slim chance of surviving? He was so glad that they were together, he had the ridiculous urge to smile.

The best lie is often one too ridiculous to be taken for a lie.

That [Pagani] Zonda, really! It’s like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time.

That's ridiculous. The only point in having enemies is so you can defeat them, kill them, brush them aside." "Or give them a chance to redeem themselves.

The ANC will rule South Africa until Jesus comes back.

That a guardian should require another guardian to take care of him is ridiculous indeed.

That is ridiculous," she said. The king agreed. "Like falling in love with a landslide. Only you could fail to notice.

That's a difficult question, because to consider yourself a rebel is sort of ridiculous.

That's ridiculous." Especially the part about Christian being manly.

That whole shoulder length hair thing is a thing!

The ANC is more important than the Constitution.

The clown has great importance as part of the search for what is laughable and ridiculous in man. We should put the emphasis on the rediscovery of our own individual clown, the one that has grown-up within us and which society does not allow us to express.

The coming of the wireless era will make war impossible, because it will make war ridiculous.

The idea of it (draining Lake Powell) is absolutely ridiculous.

The idea of a federal betting parlor on atrocities and terrorism is ridiculous and it's grotesque.

The difference being that a nerd would wear a D&D shirt because he loves D&D while a hipster would wear a D&D shirt because it's ridiculous that he is wearing a D&D shirt.

The love of lucre, though sometimes carried to a ridiculous excess, a vicious excess, is the grand cause of prosperity to all States.

The Prime Minister is stealing our clothes but he is going to look pretty ridiculous walking around in mine.

The magnificently humble. The enormously small. The meaningfully ridiculous. Robert Walser's work often reads like a dazzling answer to the question, How immense can modesty be?

The person of analytic or critical intellect finds something ridiculous in everything. The person of synthetic or constructive intellect, in almost nothing.