Best 303 quotes in «ridiculous quotes» category

I was a scapegoat. The media had to put responsibility on somebody, and I was chosen. They felt free to say that because someone was thin they were anorexic, which is ridiculous.

I was going to come in and push you down the stairs.

I was on the junior team when I was a freshman, that’s how good I was. But I wasn’t on my eighth-grade team, because some coach - some Grammy, some reviewer, some fashion person, some blah blah blah - they’re all the same as that coach.

I went being unemployed for three years to being the lead in a British feature in the days when we only made two a year, 1990. It was ridiculous really.

JESTER, n. An officer attached to the king's household to amuse the court by ludicrous actions and utterances . . . the king's own conduct and decrees [being] sufficiently ridiculous for the amusement not only of his court but of all mankind.

I would add a little more love in the world. It's ridiculous, I know, but it is one thing I would do.

I would say she's definitely not shy, like her dad

Jealousy ought to be tragic, to save it from being ridiculous.

Marriage is ridiculous.

Love is ridiculous. But love is also wonderful. And powerful. And Despereaux's love for the Princess Pea would prove, in time, to be all of these things: powerful, wonderful, and ridiculous.

Life and the Universe show spontaneity;Down with ridiculous notions of Deity!Churches and creeds are lost in the mists;Truth must be sought with the Positivists.

Men have feverishly conceived a heaven only to find it insipid, and a hell to find it ridiculous.

My family's the best so to call and say, 'I'm in a movie with Robin Williams,' and they're like, 'That's ridiculous.' And I'm like, 'Good, as long as you think that, too.' Because as soon as you say, 'I deserve this,' it's over.

Musical talent is maybe something, but there are no unmusical people. You're moved by music. It's total rubbish to say, "Oh, I'm unmusical." It doesn't exist; it's ridiculous.

My biggest vice is playing solitaire on my iPad. It's bad. I mean, it's ridiculous.

Me? Well, I don't know, I must go to a dictionary and learn what a crook is. I've never been a crook.

More than ever, the creation of the ridiculous is almost impossible because of the competition it receives from reality.

Obviously I’m a feminist. It’s ridiculous that anyone would think other of me.

Not everyone wants you all the time, Jace," he said. "Don't be ridiculous.

Nothing turns off an investor more than when an entrepreneur comes in with a ridiculous valuation.

Now, I’m not even saying that girls shouldn’t have princesses in their lives, the archetype in and of itself is not innately wrong, but there should be more options to choose from. So that was my intent, to demonstrate how ridiculous it is to paint an entire gender of heroes with one superficial brush.

My mistakes do happen on a grand scale and very public level. They're humiliating, embarrassing. But if nothing bad happens to you, you'll just continue to act ridiculous.

Of children as of procreation -- the pleasure momentary, the posture ridiculous, the expense damnable

One would understand a ban on surrogate advertising, but to completely ban [smoking] is ridiculous, a joke taken too far.

One of the things I like about doing science, the thing that is the most fun, is coming up with something that seems ridiculous when you first hear it but finally seems obvious when you're finished.

Once Charley fell in love with a dachshund, a romance racially unsuitable, physically ridiculous, and mechanically impossible. But all these problems Charley ignored. He loved deeply and tried dogfully.

Poverty is bitter, but it has no harder pang than that it makes men ridiculous.

Only by chancing the ridiculous, can I hope for the sublime.

People in Northern Ireland vote for their church, they don't vote with their heads; it is ridiculous.

Oscar night is a ridiculous night where you go to these parties and you see everyone that you've ever wanted to work with and admire.

Please, I need you to save my ass.

Ridicule is the unfortunate destiny of the ridiculous.

Ridiculous stuff happens when I travel.

Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.

Sanguine felt the ridiculous urge to reach out and poke him, just to see if he’d react, but he’d seen that kind of anger before. It was the quiet kind. The dangerous kind.

She looks like a woman who has found it ridiculous to commit herself to a single emotional stance in anything, but must always ride high heavy irony.

She had a lively, playful disposition that delighted in anything ridiculous.

Since you're going to die anyway, why not go do whatever it is you are in the mood to do. To postpone anything is ridiculous, if it's important to you.

She told the story, however, with great spirit among her friends; for she had a lively, playful disposition, which delighted in any thing ridiculous.

Some lives are tragic, some ridiculous. Most are both at once.

So many of us choose our path out of fear disguised as practicality. What we really want seems impossibly out of reach and ridiculous to expect, so we never dare to ask the universe for it.

Some of the shrewdest insight into natural processes have been greeted at the outset by the exclamation 'But that's ridiculous'.

Somebody should clip Sting around the head and tell him to stop using that ridiculous Jamaican accent.

So what if they were in Tartarus? So what if they stood a slim chance of surviving? He was so glad that they were together, he had the ridiculous urge to smile.

Space doesn't just encompass the sublime and the ridiculous. It erases the line between.

That a guardian should require another guardian to take care of him is ridiculous indeed.

Steve McManaman once described Zinedine Zidane as ridiculous. You can't get a higher compliment than that.

That is ridiculous," she said. The king agreed. "Like falling in love with a landslide. Only you could fail to notice.

The ANC will rule South Africa until Jesus comes back.

That's a difficult question, because to consider yourself a rebel is sort of ridiculous.