Best 142 quotes in «clown quotes» category

Today, young girls measure the quality of their beauty based upon its entertainment value. The more people are entertained by their beauty, the more beautiful they think they must be. This is very unfortunate and I would like young girls to know that their beauty is a crown; not a clown. And crowns are best worn with elegance and serenity.

You laugh because what's fearful and unknown is also what's funny, you laugh the way a small child will sometimes laugh and cry at the same time when a capering circus clown approaches, knowing it is supposed to be funny... but it is also unknown, full of the unknown's eternal power.

We are the craft of our towns.

When I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I'm basically the same. The temperament is not that different.

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you’re smart, you’ll end up as a comedian. If you’re not, you’ll end up as a clown.

Whatever. I know that when a monster is chasing you. You take your high-heeled shoes off. I’ve learned that … And you never, ever dangle your legs over the edge of the bed at night … And clowns, well, you get rid of them right away; they are just way too freaky. If the monster doesn’t get you, the clown sure will.

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am.

All the world loves a clown.

As a kid I was always a bit of a clown, a performer.

Back then I was called Dumbo because of my ears. I was called Fatty, too. It was hurtful so I became like the class clown. I became the one who was kicked around.

Charlie Hebdo were the licensed anarchist clowns of the society.

Class clowns are never allowed to date anybody decent, but you don't get beaten up, you're invited to parties, and everybody likes you.

Clowns are always creepy!

Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown! Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers.

Back in my day in the WWF oh.. the WW EEEEE, we had it all. We had Garbage men, we had clowns, we had them all. But we had one thing that was real, and that was me

Clowns are the pegs on which the circus is hung.

Clowns have no respect for pie.

Dare to wear the foolish clown face.

Everyone knows there's only one thing less welcome on a stage than a mime, and that's a clown, because everyone knows that clowns eat people.

Donald Trump got the power of the government behind him now. He didn't have that before when he was just a clown. The Republican party is still with him. Including those state legislatures. Gerrymandering. He has basically Pravda in FOX News, in Breitbart, in Drudge.

Dwight is a sad clown. You've seen those paintings of sad clown.

He is no clown that drives the plow, but he that doth clownish things.

I am a clown, just without the painted smile.

He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.

Hey man! I'm a comedian but I'm not a clown.

I am not a sad clown. I am not a sad clown.

I am not a rodeo clown, like, "Everything is awesome!" I really worked hard on myself and things and struggled to get to a good place, to a better place.

I don't even like clowns. Clowns are not normal people.

I do consider myself a clown and a court jester, and I do love to make people laugh, whether they're laughing with me or at me.

I can be immature. I know I can when I'm at my dance lessons or something. I become like the class clown. I don't know why. But I can flip in and out of it - if I need to be mature I can be mature, but if I want to have a bit of fun, I'll have a bit of fun.

I didn't even know what a film director was. To me, Charlie Chaplin was a goofy clown, and John Ford - what? Never heard of him.

I hate clowns. You can't see what they're thinking.

I have always found clowns really fascinating, especially on film. Even as a kid I was never scared of them.

I have a penchant for playing God's clowns. Actually, I played Nijinsky once, and he used to call himself God's clown.

I know what I look like - a weird, sad clown puppet. I'm fine with that.

I just always had a penchant for performing for people.I'm a jackass clown.

I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.

[I'm] a huge defender of clowns around the world.

I'm gonna be a new kind of clown. I'm gonna stand in the middle of the ring and laugh at the folks.

I listen back, and I hear what's there, and I know in my heart, in my gut, that we [The Replacements] were the real deal. No one can take that away. You can call us buffoons, or clowns or whatever. But when we wanted to, we were as good as anybody.

I'ma be here for a while. None of these clowns can hurt me.

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

I'm more of a clown, a tragic clown. Yeah. I just like humor to come out of characters.

I'm scared of clowns.

I'm not sure how a world leader reacts to the work of a clown.

In order to crash the party and be a clown with your own skit, you had to be there for quite a while.

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon.

I remain just one thing, and one thing only - and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.

I realized that democracy is indivisible, or rather, that freedom is indivisible. There are many clown-democracies in the Arab world, which have nothing to do with freedom.

I suppose that I'm fairly comfortable with the clown hat on.