Best 142 quotes in «clown quotes» category

The secret of the successful fool is that he's no fool at all.

The terror, which would not end for another twenty-eight years–if it ever did end–began, so far as I know or can tell, with a boat made from a sheet of newspaper floating down a gutter swollen with rain.

They called her plain Jane, Until she was slain, The culprit being the clown, Stuffed down a drain, Without her mane, Little Jane was cut down.

The United States is the wealthiest nation in the history of the world, yet its inhabitants are strikingly unhappy. Accordingly, we present to the rest of mankind, on a planet rife with suffering and tragedy, the spectacle of a clown civilization. Sustained on a clown diet rich in sugar and fat, we have developed a clown physiognomy. We dress like clowns. We move about a landscape filled with cartoon buildings in clownmobiles, absorbed in clownish activities. We fill our idle hours enjoying the canned antics of professional clowns... Death, when we acknowledge it, is just another pratfall on the boob tube. Bang! You're dead!

Whatever. I know that when a monster is chasing you. You take your high-heeled shoes off. I’ve learned that … And you never, ever dangle your legs over the edge of the bed at night … And clowns, well, you get rid of them right away; they are just way too freaky. If the monster doesn’t get you, the clown sure will.

Today, young girls measure the quality of their beauty based upon its entertainment value. The more people are entertained by their beauty, the more beautiful they think they must be. This is very unfortunate and I would like young girls to know that their beauty is a crown; not a clown. And crowns are best worn with elegance and serenity.

We are the craft of our towns.

All the world loves a clown.

You laugh because what's fearful and unknown is also what's funny, you laugh the way a small child will sometimes laugh and cry at the same time when a capering circus clown approaches, knowing it is supposed to be funny... but it is also unknown, full of the unknown's eternal power.

When I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I'm basically the same. The temperament is not that different.

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you’re smart, you’ll end up as a comedian. If you’re not, you’ll end up as a clown.

As a kid I was always a bit of a clown, a performer.

Back then I was called Dumbo because of my ears. I was called Fatty, too. It was hurtful so I became like the class clown. I became the one who was kicked around.

Back in my day in the WWF oh.. the WW EEEEE, we had it all. We had Garbage men, we had clowns, we had them all. But we had one thing that was real, and that was me

Clowns are the pegs on which the circus is hung.

Clowns are always creepy!

Charlie Hebdo were the licensed anarchist clowns of the society.

Class clowns are never allowed to date anybody decent, but you don't get beaten up, you're invited to parties, and everybody likes you.

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am.

Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown! Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers.

Clowns have no respect for pie.

Donald Trump got the power of the government behind him now. He didn't have that before when he was just a clown. The Republican party is still with him. Including those state legislatures. Gerrymandering. He has basically Pravda in FOX News, in Breitbart, in Drudge.

Dare to wear the foolish clown face.

He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.

Dwight is a sad clown. You've seen those paintings of sad clown.

Everyone knows there's only one thing less welcome on a stage than a mime, and that's a clown, because everyone knows that clowns eat people.

He is no clown that drives the plow, but he that doth clownish things.

I am not a rodeo clown, like, "Everything is awesome!" I really worked hard on myself and things and struggled to get to a good place, to a better place.

Hey man! I'm a comedian but I'm not a clown.

I am a clown, just without the painted smile.

I am not a sad clown. I am not a sad clown.

I can be immature. I know I can when I'm at my dance lessons or something. I become like the class clown. I don't know why. But I can flip in and out of it - if I need to be mature I can be mature, but if I want to have a bit of fun, I'll have a bit of fun.

I didn't even know what a film director was. To me, Charlie Chaplin was a goofy clown, and John Ford - what? Never heard of him.

I do consider myself a clown and a court jester, and I do love to make people laugh, whether they're laughing with me or at me.

I hate clowns. You can't see what they're thinking.

I don't even like clowns. Clowns are not normal people.

I just always had a penchant for performing for people.I'm a jackass clown.

I have always found clowns really fascinating, especially on film. Even as a kid I was never scared of them.

I have a penchant for playing God's clowns. Actually, I played Nijinsky once, and he used to call himself God's clown.

I listen back, and I hear what's there, and I know in my heart, in my gut, that we [The Replacements] were the real deal. No one can take that away. You can call us buffoons, or clowns or whatever. But when we wanted to, we were as good as anybody.

I know what I look like - a weird, sad clown puppet. I'm fine with that.

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

I'ma be here for a while. None of these clowns can hurt me.

I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.

I'm gonna be a new kind of clown. I'm gonna stand in the middle of the ring and laugh at the folks.

[I'm] a huge defender of clowns around the world.

I'm more of a clown, a tragic clown. Yeah. I just like humor to come out of characters.

I'm scared of clowns.

I'm not sure how a world leader reacts to the work of a clown.

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon.