Best 142 quotes in «clown quotes» category

Charlie Hebdo were the licensed anarchist clowns of the society.

Class clowns are never allowed to date anybody decent, but you don't get beaten up, you're invited to parties, and everybody likes you.

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am.

Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown! Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers.

Clowns are always creepy!

Clowns are the pegs on which the circus is hung.

Clowns have no respect for pie.

He is no clown that drives the plow, but he that doth clownish things.

Donald Trump got the power of the government behind him now. He didn't have that before when he was just a clown. The Republican party is still with him. Including those state legislatures. Gerrymandering. He has basically Pravda in FOX News, in Breitbart, in Drudge.

Dwight is a sad clown. You've seen those paintings of sad clown.

Everyone knows there's only one thing less welcome on a stage than a mime, and that's a clown, because everyone knows that clowns eat people.

Dare to wear the foolish clown face.

He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.

I am a clown, just without the painted smile.

Hey man! I'm a comedian but I'm not a clown.

I am not a rodeo clown, like, "Everything is awesome!" I really worked hard on myself and things and struggled to get to a good place, to a better place.

I don't even like clowns. Clowns are not normal people.

I am not a sad clown. I am not a sad clown.

I didn't even know what a film director was. To me, Charlie Chaplin was a goofy clown, and John Ford - what? Never heard of him.

I do consider myself a clown and a court jester, and I do love to make people laugh, whether they're laughing with me or at me.

I can be immature. I know I can when I'm at my dance lessons or something. I become like the class clown. I don't know why. But I can flip in and out of it - if I need to be mature I can be mature, but if I want to have a bit of fun, I'll have a bit of fun.

I hate clowns. You can't see what they're thinking.

I have always found clowns really fascinating, especially on film. Even as a kid I was never scared of them.

I just always had a penchant for performing for people.I'm a jackass clown.

I have a penchant for playing God's clowns. Actually, I played Nijinsky once, and he used to call himself God's clown.

[I'm] a huge defender of clowns around the world.

I listen back, and I hear what's there, and I know in my heart, in my gut, that we [The Replacements] were the real deal. No one can take that away. You can call us buffoons, or clowns or whatever. But when we wanted to, we were as good as anybody.

I know what I look like - a weird, sad clown puppet. I'm fine with that.

I'ma be here for a while. None of these clowns can hurt me.

I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon.

I'm more of a clown, a tragic clown. Yeah. I just like humor to come out of characters.

I'm scared of clowns.

In order to crash the party and be a clown with your own skit, you had to be there for quite a while.

I'm gonna be a new kind of clown. I'm gonna stand in the middle of the ring and laugh at the folks.

I'm not sure how a world leader reacts to the work of a clown.

I've always been a clown trapped in a leading man's body.

I suppose that I'm fairly comfortable with the clown hat on.

I think we all have the urge to be a clown, whether we know it or not.

I realized that democracy is indivisible, or rather, that freedom is indivisible. There are many clown-democracies in the Arab world, which have nothing to do with freedom.

I remain just one thing, and one thing only - and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.

I sort of think of myself as part priest, part clown.

I think music should be tarted up, made into a prostitute, a parody of itself. It should be the clown, the Pierrot medium.

It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown

It's my job to be the Pierrot, the clown, in the theatrical sense.

It wouldn't be right for me to clown around when I'm painting a president.

I've always been attracted to sad. If you look at Woody Allen movies, he's often playing a sad clown, and it's always been interesting. And angry clown is even more interesting.

I was always a class clown, so I never had trouble fitting in; I just had trouble finding out where I really wanted to be.

I wanted to be a clown when I was a kid, so I love interacting and goofing around with kids.