Best 87 quotes in «masturbation quotes» category

The intensity of the pleasure derived from an orgasm is compensation for its brevity.

The primary goal of a righteous parent who has a daughter is to minimize the number of boys and men for whom their daughter will have willingly opened her legs come her wedding day; the closer to zero, the more righteous they will seem.

The porn films are not about sex. Sex is airbrushed and digitally washed out of the films. There is no acting because none of the women are permitted to have what amounts to a personality. The one emotion they are allowed to display is an unquenchable desire to satisfy men, especially if that desire involves the women’s physical and emotional degradation. The lightning in the films is harsh and clinical. Pubic hair is shaved off to give the women the look of young girls or rubber dolls. Porn, which advertises itself as sex, is a bizarre, bleached pantomime of sex. The acts onscreen are beyond human endurance. The scenarios are absurd. The manicured and groomed bodies, the huge artificial breasts, the pouting oversized lips, the erections that never go down, and the sculpted bodies are unreal. Makeup and production mask blemishes. There are no beads of sweat, no wrinkle lines, no human imperfections. Sex is reduced to a narrow spectrum of sterilized dimensions. It does not include the dank smell of human bodies, the thump of a pulse, taste, breath—or tenderness. Those in films are puppets, packaged female commodities. They have no honest emotion, are devoid of authentic human beauty, and resemble plastic. Pornography does not promote sex, if one defines sex as a shared act between two partners. It promotes masturbation. It promotes the solitary auto-arousal that precludes intimacy and love. Pornography is about getting yourself off at someone else’s expense.

There are some socks that shouldn't be washed by your mom.

There will be others, many others. You’ll try desperately to digest a single word through the acronym-laden gibberish, while beginning to wonder what the point of all this is, and also why you didn’t feel that staple you just sent into your thigh. You usually do. You’ll wonder what your company even does. After six years, you have no idea what an information system is, do you? Maybe you should ask. Maybe that’s how this ends. You’ll imagine how poetic it would be to simply unmute yourself and say, “Sorry to interrupt, guys, but what’s an information system?” Still, your mind will drift further, envisioning how much more tolerable this call would be if you could just slowly masturbate during it. So you do. You masturbate during it. And it’s beautiful. Masturbating, invisible within your three-walled fortress. Invisible… invisible… practically invisible.

The USA is turning into a nation filled with insane masturbators.

To masturbate is to imagine: physically.

To masturbate or not to masturbate, that is the question.

What were you doing to it in my bed?” “Touching it.” “How? Show me.

We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in public were large enough.

Everyone thinks their whole life should be at least as much fun as masturbation.

When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men.

Whether you studied sexology or not, nobody will teach you how to screw, nobody will point to your vagina and say, hey that's where you pee and bonk! And nobody will say, hey, your penis can ejaculate when you stroke or slide it into a woman's punani!

You cannot blame porn. When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan's Island.

Your imagination and some masturbation is a much better alternative to finding out what kind of person a bit of casual sex transforms you into.

Do you know what 'masturbation' is? I think you probably do because you are older than me. But just in case, I will tell you. Masturbation is when you rub your genitals until you have an orgasm. Wow!

German radicalism: freedom-masturbation.

If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter.

Every time I talk to a fancy journalist and they ask what I do in my free time my scumbag brain goes 'say masturbate, it'll be hilarious'.

I can imagine you touching my private parts. With just the thought of you I can't help, but touch myself.

I used to think masturbation was not really sex because it only involved me. That's a very limited view of human sexuality, and it isn't going to work for women.

If masturbation is a crime then I should be on death row.

Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you're the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.

Love is what makes sex more than masturbation. If there is no love even if you are really with a partner you masturbate with a partner.

Masturbation is not the happiest form of sexuality, but the most advisable for him who wants to be alone and think.

Masturbation! The amazing availability of it!

Novels, except as aids to masturbation, play no part in contemporary life.

I thought the whole masturbation thing was really odd and really weird.

[On masturbation:] I think that it is part of human sexuality, and perhaps it should be taught.

Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction.

The only shame in masturbation is the shame of not doing it well.

We know that more than seventy to eighty percent of women masturbate, and ninety percent of men masturbate, and the rest lie.

This is a rumour-filled society and if people want to sit around and talk about whom I've dated, then I'd say they have a lot of spare time and should consider other topics... or masturbation.

When they say take from my body, I think I'll take from mine instead. Getting off, getting off while they're all down stairs.

When I'm all alone and I'm by myself, little Peter keeps me company.

Writing a book is like masturbation, and making a movie is like an orgy.

After discovering him in his threesome, I spent the next two weeks in bed suffering from a severe case of vagina elbow. It's a condition not unlike tennis elbow, but you get it from masturbating.

Women are denied masturbation even more severely than men and that's another method of control-they're not taught to please themselves.... Most women-it takes them a while to warm up to the "situation" but once they get into it, I'm sure they're going to get just as hooked as-well, everyone I know is!

And now Kit’s cock—which had mostly been used for taking a leak before that moment—woke up and screamed I WANT! FEED ME ASSHOLE! And Kit had given it a good handshake until it threw up.

Always buy pornographic books in hardback because they're easier to hold with one hand.

A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator.

Describing my sexual history and scope of experience; am surrendering; in conclusion an epic failure 'I'm a master at setting people off...of this it may continue...

A writer should be able to open a window or two for others to see the world and themselves in a new light. Anything less is just self–indulgence and intellectual masturbation.

baptizing all containers with an orifice that appeals to their cock is the trivial pursuit of little boys" (23) (rbt: every "boy" i know has done this at least 15 times -- why?)

Coco Chanel is said to have said that a girl should be two things: who and what she is. I say a girl should do two things: what and who she wants.

En ting er fagkyndig analyse, en annen ting kvaksalveranalyse og onaniterapi.

...Don't tell me he's bisexual! Don't tell me this is more of the guy in the hallway! Don't tell me he wants us to have it off together, Philip Roth fucking Philip Roth! That, I'm afraid, is a form of masturbation too fancy even for me.

Everything you do wih thoughts in mind is masturbation, the real thing is somewhere else.

Everything you do with thoughts in mind is masturbation, the real thing is somewhere else.

Excessive masturbation is a sign that you are routinely in a high electromagnetic interference (EMI) environment.