Best 87 quotes in «masturbation quotes» category

The porn films are not about sex. Sex is airbrushed and digitally washed out of the films. There is no acting because none of the women are permitted to have what amounts to a personality. The one emotion they are allowed to display is an unquenchable desire to satisfy men, especially if that desire involves the women’s physical and emotional degradation. The lightning in the films is harsh and clinical. Pubic hair is shaved off to give the women the look of young girls or rubber dolls. Porn, which advertises itself as sex, is a bizarre, bleached pantomime of sex. The acts onscreen are beyond human endurance. The scenarios are absurd. The manicured and groomed bodies, the huge artificial breasts, the pouting oversized lips, the erections that never go down, and the sculpted bodies are unreal. Makeup and production mask blemishes. There are no beads of sweat, no wrinkle lines, no human imperfections. Sex is reduced to a narrow spectrum of sterilized dimensions. It does not include the dank smell of human bodies, the thump of a pulse, taste, breath—or tenderness. Those in films are puppets, packaged female commodities. They have no honest emotion, are devoid of authentic human beauty, and resemble plastic. Pornography does not promote sex, if one defines sex as a shared act between two partners. It promotes masturbation. It promotes the solitary auto-arousal that precludes intimacy and love. Pornography is about getting yourself off at someone else’s expense.

The primary goal of a righteous parent who has a daughter is to minimize the number of boys and men for whom their daughter will have willingly opened her legs come her wedding day; the closer to zero, the more righteous they will seem.

There are some socks that shouldn't be washed by your mom.

When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men.

There will be others, many others. You’ll try desperately to digest a single word through the acronym-laden gibberish, while beginning to wonder what the point of all this is, and also why you didn’t feel that staple you just sent into your thigh. You usually do. You’ll wonder what your company even does. After six years, you have no idea what an information system is, do you? Maybe you should ask. Maybe that’s how this ends. You’ll imagine how poetic it would be to simply unmute yourself and say, “Sorry to interrupt, guys, but what’s an information system?” Still, your mind will drift further, envisioning how much more tolerable this call would be if you could just slowly masturbate during it. So you do. You masturbate during it. And it’s beautiful. Masturbating, invisible within your three-walled fortress. Invisible… invisible… practically invisible.

To masturbate or not to masturbate, that is the question.

What were you doing to it in my bed?” “Touching it.” “How? Show me.

The USA is turning into a nation filled with insane masturbators.

To masturbate is to imagine: physically.

We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in public were large enough.

German radicalism: freedom-masturbation.

Everyone thinks their whole life should be at least as much fun as masturbation.

Every time I talk to a fancy journalist and they ask what I do in my free time my scumbag brain goes 'say masturbate, it'll be hilarious'.

I can imagine you touching my private parts. With just the thought of you I can't help, but touch myself.

Whether you studied sexology or not, nobody will teach you how to screw, nobody will point to your vagina and say, hey that's where you pee and bonk! And nobody will say, hey, your penis can ejaculate when you stroke or slide it into a woman's punani!

You cannot blame porn. When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan's Island.

Your imagination and some masturbation is a much better alternative to finding out what kind of person a bit of casual sex transforms you into.

Do you know what 'masturbation' is? I think you probably do because you are older than me. But just in case, I will tell you. Masturbation is when you rub your genitals until you have an orgasm. Wow!

If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter.

I used to think masturbation was not really sex because it only involved me. That's a very limited view of human sexuality, and it isn't going to work for women.

Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you're the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.

If masturbation is a crime then I should be on death row.

I thought the whole masturbation thing was really odd and really weird.

Masturbation is not the happiest form of sexuality, but the most advisable for him who wants to be alone and think.

Masturbation! The amazing availability of it!

Novels, except as aids to masturbation, play no part in contemporary life.

Love is what makes sex more than masturbation. If there is no love even if you are really with a partner you masturbate with a partner.

[On masturbation:] I think that it is part of human sexuality, and perhaps it should be taught.

The only shame in masturbation is the shame of not doing it well.

Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction.

When I'm all alone and I'm by myself, little Peter keeps me company.

When they say take from my body, I think I'll take from mine instead. Getting off, getting off while they're all down stairs.

This is a rumour-filled society and if people want to sit around and talk about whom I've dated, then I'd say they have a lot of spare time and should consider other topics... or masturbation.

After discovering him in his threesome, I spent the next two weeks in bed suffering from a severe case of vagina elbow. It's a condition not unlike tennis elbow, but you get it from masturbating.

Women are denied masturbation even more severely than men and that's another method of control-they're not taught to please themselves.... Most women-it takes them a while to warm up to the "situation" but once they get into it, I'm sure they're going to get just as hooked as-well, everyone I know is!

Always buy pornographic books in hardback because they're easier to hold with one hand.

A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator.

And now Kit’s cock—which had mostly been used for taking a leak before that moment—woke up and screamed I WANT! FEED ME ASSHOLE! And Kit had given it a good handshake until it threw up.

baptizing all containers with an orifice that appeals to their cock is the trivial pursuit of little boys" (23) (rbt: every "boy" i know has done this at least 15 times -- why?)

Writing a book is like masturbation, and making a movie is like an orgy.

Coco Chanel is said to have said that a girl should be two things: who and what she is. I say a girl should do two things: what and who she wants.

We know that more than seventy to eighty percent of women masturbate, and ninety percent of men masturbate, and the rest lie.

Describing my sexual history and scope of experience; am surrendering; in conclusion an epic failure 'I'm a master at setting people off...of this it may continue...

Everything you do wih thoughts in mind is masturbation, the real thing is somewhere else.

...Don't tell me he's bisexual! Don't tell me this is more of the guy in the hallway! Don't tell me he wants us to have it off together, Philip Roth fucking Philip Roth! That, I'm afraid, is a form of masturbation too fancy even for me.

En ting er fagkyndig analyse, en annen ting kvaksalveranalyse og onaniterapi.

Everything you do with thoughts in mind is masturbation, the real thing is somewhere else.

For most men, at the very least, sex is a daily deal. Men need to come. If they aren’t doing it with you, then they’re doing it with themselves – or worse, with someone else.

For the most expensive way to realize an orgasm, men open their wallets. For the cheapest, they close their eyes.

How would it look in the newspaper - Lonely sex-crazed youngster pays a heavy price for touching himself too hard in Fanny Leone’s name. What would his body look like: sprawled over Fanny's nude picture, still clasping his organ as if it meant more to him than anything else in the world? How many people died with their pants down, their freakiness becoming the stuff of lewd gossip, the butt of every joke at every corner of the country? They died a thousand deaths all the way to hell and even afterwards and he didn't want to be one of them.