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    Cartooning is about deconstruction: you gotta tear something down to make a joke.

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    Clumsy jesting is no joke.

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    Come. We must go deeper with no justice and no jokes.

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    Directing a movie is serious, it's not a joke.

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    Donald Trump has shown that he will essentially attack individuals, make Second Amendment jokes.

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    Even if you know a character really well, there's no formula for what jokes will work and what won't.

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    Even when I lecture per se, I am a joke comedian, I can do the voices.

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    Everybody doesn't have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to.

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    Every Joke is a Tiny Revolution

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    Everyone for the most part is really nice. There have always been jokes, but that's part of being in the spotlight. You can't make everyone completely happy.

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    Everything serious that he says is a joke and everything humorous that he says is dead serious.

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    Death's an old joke, but each individual encounters it anew.

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    Desegregation is a joke.

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    Donald Trump will be a tragedy, a sad joke in American history.

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    Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.

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    Dressing is a pleasure; clothes are not a joke.

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    Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke.

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    Failure and unhappiness is easier because you can make a joke out of it.

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    Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.

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    Fate does not play jokes.

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    For the amount of talent I had (and I couldn't dance, act, or tell a joke) I enjoyed a tremendous career.

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    Gentle dullness ever loves a joke.

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    Geraldo has returned to the states. See? I told you airline security was a joke.

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    God plays a lot of jokes on us to get our attention.

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    Good jokes are gems. A good idea is hard to come by. I couldn't give them to someone else, even for money. It just wouldn't seem right.

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    Gracious dying is a huge, macabre and expensive joke on the American public.

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    Gratuitous fat jokes always hurt, no matter what.

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    English had hit upon a splendid joke. The intended to catch me or to bring me down.

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    Guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke.

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    For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.

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    Here's a tip. If you touch a girl, even as joke, and she pushes you off, leave... her... alone. Don't touch her. Anywhere! Just stop. Your touch does nothing but sicken her.

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    Here’s my most funniest joke, I’m broke.

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    He was saying that the end of the world wasn't an accident; it was a joke.

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    Humor is an attitude, a survivor’s way of looking at life. It’s not about telling jokes.

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    He who does not understand a joke, he does not understand Danish.

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    Humor is based on surprise, and surprise is a milder way of saying shock. It's surprise that makes the joke.

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    Humor is when the joke's on you but hits the other fellow first -- before it boomerangs.

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    Have you considered the option of getting the joke? If not, try it now and redeem your soul.

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    I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.

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    I always joke that every novel is really about the same thing: one person's struggle against society.

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    I always joke and say I want to invent a comfortable stiletto and then retire.

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    I always make the joke that I go home, to one of my homes, to go and do laundry so I can go on the road again.

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    I am a rune a carrot a little joke

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    Hillary Clinton wouldn't have make a joke about wiping the server clean with a towel or now we find out about bashing old Blackberries to get rid of them or the fact that she had 13 Blackberries.

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    I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.

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    I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over.

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    I can't defend someone else's jokes. I can only defend my jokes, and I have to live with my own jokes.

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    I actually like jokes as well as things that are sort of fun.

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    I can't crack jokes because I don't have any.

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    I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.