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    I danced with too many squares tonight. Let's melt 'em all down.

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    I'd often slip and fall on the ice after last call, which explained the ever-present welts. If I were with a woman, I'd usually execute a precautionary vomit in the men's room in an effort avoid any ugly incidents once I got her back to her place. And they say chivalry is dead.

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    I don't ever drink alone. It's not much fun. And I don't think I will until I am an alcoholic.

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    I don't drink to make others look better, I just drink to make myself feel prettier.

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    I don’t know any writers who don’t drink.

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    I don't like to overdose. Call me old-fashioned.

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    I drank because it was lovely and I needed a calm to understand the reality.

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    I drank to see him again at the bottom of your wine

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    I drank through the buzz of befuddlement into perfect clarity and out again into the blissful confusion of true intoxication.

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    I drank until I couldn’t remember which hand held the gun and which the bottle. I drank until they were the same.

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    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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    I drink to make other people interesting." or "I only drink to make other people seem more interesting.

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    I dreamt that ‪@mark_wahlberg‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ and his wife were our neighbors and we had dance parties in our living room and drank wine from solo cups. Everyone said I danced like I was doing parkour, and everyone laughed, until I fell off the roof and broke my neck. -Crystal Woods and Jarod Kintz

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    I drink much less than most people think, and I think much more than most people would believe.

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    If I am this capable of loving an alcoholic so much, imagine how awesome I could be at loving myself.

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    If I had a thousand sons, the first humane principle I would teach them should be to forswear thin potations and to addict themselves to sack.

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    If I only drink beer, nothing stronger, then by the end of the night I can generally recognize myself as a reasonable human being, and more importantly, wake up that way.

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    If my liver cared enough, it would have told me to stop. - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy

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    If I show up on your doorstep don't worry I'm just there to party.

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    If you do not create your source, you will spend your life drinking from the source of others.

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    I found that old Solomon proved it fair, That a big-belly'd bottle's a cure for all care.

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    if you are always drinking, you should probably never drive

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    If we'd done this my way,' Garrett went on, 'We'd have been here much earlier.' 'And drunk, most likely,' said Maiev. 'You say "drunk," I say "happy",' Garrett shrugged.

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    I had finally begun to understand Seth’s relationship with his flask, how some days, the memories grew too heavy to bear.

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    I guess I forgot we were going out tonight." "We always go out on Fridays." "It's Thursday, Alvis." "You are so tied to routine.

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    I had drunk myself to oblivion, Stepped from the room into a dreamless slumber, My consciousness had parted ways, Taking a well-earned vacation.

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    If you see the dragon fly, best you drink the flagon dry.” —Zarost

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    If you want to keep your dignity intact, stay away from tequila.

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    Ignorance is a lot like alcohol: the more you have of it, the less you are able to see its effect on you.

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    I had been out with Maeve, drinking too much, something I have a tendency to do when my unhappiness spills over--usually at major Christian festivals, I have discovered.

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    I have a question. Is it okay to drink while you're pregnant...if you're planning on giving the baby up for adoption?

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    I knew what Charley would do. He would spend the evening drinking himself into the mindset of a cinder block. If they had given him as much as a hundred bucks, it would be a long night.

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    I have nothing to do each day, but write, drink, and run out of money.

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    I know an alcoholic is the worse, but sometimes I wonder if it's better to have a drinking father that lives at home, or a drinking father, that never comes around.

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    I know now it is children who accept life; grown people cover it up and pretend it is different with drinks.

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    I like bars just after they open for the evening. When the air inside is still cool and clean and everything is shiny and the barkeep is giving himself that last look in the mirror to see if his tie is straight and his hair is smooth. I like the neat bottles on the bar back and the lovely shining glasses and the anticipation. I like to watch the man mix the first one of the evening and put it down on a crisp mat and put the little folded napkin beside it. I like to taste it slowly. The first quiet drink of the evening in a quiet bar—that's wonderful.

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    Il vino buono si beve solo d'estate, quando si deve fare molto lavoro: si porta sul campo per pranzo o quando si ha bisogno di energia. (la dieta di un contadino mantovano nel 1870)

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    I like dogs better than men and cats better than dogs and myself best of all, drunk in my underwear looking out the window.

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    I looked at mother with adoration in my own eyes, and when she had taken the kerosene lamp and had gone away, and when we boys were all again curled quietly like sleeping puppies in the bed, I cried a little, as I am sure father must have cried sometimes when there was no one about. Perhaps his getting drunk, as he did on all possible occasions, was a way of crying too.

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    I made a considerable dent in the bourbon reserves of three bars. Maybe I couldn’t quite walk a straight line after that, but I was still thinking up a storm and getting nowhere. I switched to Calvert’s the way the ads tell you, with no better results. I thought maybe if I got in touch with Doc Kincaid and asked him for a list of people who had answered his questions I’d be able to find out if the killer had broken his code. It seemed like a fine idea, but I wasn’t buying any of that, either. It was the professional way to go about things and it might bring results in a month or two or twenty, but I didn’t have the time. I’d drink myself into an alcoholic ward long before that. But Tad Barrett might like the idea and might be able to do more about it with a whole staff of trained operatives. Jason Chase, you are a genius. You must drink to this brilliant idea. You must. You will. But the barman shook his head. “What do you mean, I’ve had enough?” “I mean, I don’t think you ought to take another. Not here.” “That’s ridiculous, my good sir.

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    Imagine the big rating agencies as three competitive saloons standing side by side, with each free to set its own drinking age. Before long, nine-year-olds would be downing bourbon

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    I'm a person who is unpractical and idealistic. A rebellious dreamer plagued by night terrors. An affinity for the story of Superman, drinking, sex, jazz, writing, drugs, activism, golf, family, cooking, eating good food, reading books and savoring their hypnotic bouquet, for me, is like stumbling over a rock and recovering my equilibrium. This is the story of me.

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    Imbattersi un bel giorno, per caso, in un’oca disorientata rompeva la monotonia della zuppa fredda, della carne in scatola e del pane del giorno prima – il vino, invece, non era più un problema giacché ora veniva generosamente distribuito dall’intendenza insieme all’acquavite nella convinzione, tenacemente alimentato dallo Stato maggiore, che ubriacare il soldato contribuisca ad accrescerne il coraggio e, soprattutto, offuschi in lui la consapevolezza della sua condizione.

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    I mean, that's at least in part why I ingested chemical waste - it was a kind of desire to abbreviate myself. To present the CliffNotes of the emotional me, as opposed to the twelve-column read. I used to refer to my drug use as putting the monster in the box. I wanted to be less, so I took more - simple as that. Anyway, I eventually decided that the reason Dr. Stone had told me I was hypomanic was that he wanted to put me on medication instead of actually treating me. So I did the only rational thing I could do in the face of such as insult - I stopped talking to Stone, flew back to New York, and married Paul Simon a week later.

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    I mean, you know how it is. You chase a bottle of sleeping pills with a bottle of Jack Daniel's and life's never the same, no matter how many times you try to tell people it was just an accident.

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    I'm going out for a bottle of champagne. We're going to get bombed.

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    I mostly drink clear booze because the rest of it looks it's already been through a gentleman.

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    I'm more than a few neurons shy of a synapse right now, and it feels absolutely fan-fucking-tastic.

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    I’m only doing one more,” Ruby said, scrolling through her phone. “Nobody likes a day-drunk hussie.” “Hey, give yourself some credit. You’ll be a really cute day- drunk hussie.

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    It is not always about what you eat and drink. Rather it can be about what you are not eating and drinking, for which the body is desperately craving!