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    And call me a pig, but isn't it brilliantly refreshing how early the Dutch eat dinner? When they're still laying out the cutlery in achingly hip Barcelona, they're hanging the Closed sign on the restaurant doors of old Amsterdam.

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    And even if she says no, and really means yes, then quite frankly she's playing games and isn't worth the price of dinner.

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    And so the liberal tendency became a habit with Stepan Arkadyich, and he liked his newspaper, as he liked a cigar after dinner, for the slight haze it produced in his head.

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    And what can we expect if we haven't any dinner, But to lose our teeth and eyelashes and keep on growing thinner?

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    And your dinner for the orchestra officials." "Haven't you ever had people coming over and no time to shop? You have to make do with what's in the fridge, Clarice. May I call you Clarice?

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    Are you telling me you're cooking me dinner?- Regan Its the quickest way, without physical contact, to get a woman into bed. The kitchen through there?

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    Avoid buying frozen dinners and processed foods, as they are often overloaded with salt.

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    As hard as it is and as tired as I am, I force myself to get dinner at least once a week with my girlfriends, or have a sleepover. Otherwise my life is just work.

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    A successful dinner is one that lasts a while and one where everyone leaves happy. It's a meal where we didn't just wolf food down, rather something else happened at the table. That is the goal.

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    At the dinner table, if you can't think of anything to say, sit quietly. Don't throw rolls, or chew on your napkin.

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    Artichoke: That vegetable of which one has more at the finish than at the start of dinner.

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    As a comforter, philosophy cannot compete with a good dinner.

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    At dinner time he would sit in a corner, concentrating; and suddenly they would say, 'Time to feed the cat,' as if it were their idea.

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    A true friend to me is someone that comes over for dinner, and hangs out with my daughter, someone I party with on a regular basis.

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    At the end of a dinner at my house, my kitchen sink is filled with dishes and there's nothing pretty about the garbage.

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    A warmed-up dinner was never worth much.

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    Back in the old days, when I was a child, we sat around the family table at dinner time and exchanged our daily experiences. It wasn't very organized, but everyone was recognized and all the news that had to be told was told by each family member. We listened to each other and the interest was not put on; it was real.

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    Billy Carter, who asked his brother Jimmy, Do you think you could get me on the Gong Show? Never got a dinner!

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    Best thing about Al Smith dinner: Cardinal Dolan got the candidates together for a brief prayer before going out on the stage.

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    Better is a dinner of herbs where love is than a fattened ox and hatred with it.

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    Bluebeard, who said to Scottland Yard, How do I know how many wives I've killed? I'm not an accountant! Never got a dinner!

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    Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.

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    Burning dinner is not incompetence but war.

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    Brits are far more intelligent and civilised than Americans. I love the fact that you can hail a taxi and just pick up your pram and put in the back of the cab without having to collapse it. I love the parks and places I go for dinner and my friends.

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    Burt Reynolds, great sex symbol of the movies, who said, I owe it all to one great part. Never got a dinner!

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    But as a kid, I loved 'Monty Python.' My Dad was a devout watcher. We used to watch it when we ate dinner!

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    Broke my femur on a cruise with my wife in Italy. I'd walked back to my cabin after dinner with half a plate of spaghetti when I leaned in to open the door. Turns out it was already open, so I fell flat on my face like something from the Keystone Kops.

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    But along with all of that it was, "Oh, isn't he a great storyteller? Oh, it's that why I married him? Isn't he handsome? Oh, what am I going to make for dinner today?" I put all of that as a part of [Roses's from "Fences"] inner everyday monologue so, by the time he tells he that news and all of that I feel that it's there already.

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    But I don't sit down at dinner and have clever ideas.

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    Choose wisely, then eat in moderation. When I know I'm going to Mom's for dinner, I throw an extra 20 minutes on the cardio machine so I can be ready to eat.

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    Chapter 8, Dinner With the Vampire: Is there something wrong with your food?" No, I'm just not very hungry." You're going to break my heart, aren't you?

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    Buying experience such as going out to dinner or taking a vacation increases our own wellbeing and the wellbeing of others. Experiences last while material purchases fade.

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    Cheese, in any form, is my guilty pleasure. I would rather have a cheese platter for dinner than any meal. There's nothing better!

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    Dinner is often a stew of beans or legumes, which are awesome for dieting; they give you that meaty satisfaction and both are excellent with whole grain rice or bread.

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    Cold steel was not meant to be an after-dinner dessert!

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    Dean Martin's pancreas, who overheard his liver singing I got a right to sing the blues. Never got a dinner!

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    Destroying a tropical rainforest for profit is like burning all the paintings of the Louvre to cook dinner.

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    Dinner is to a day what dessert is to dinner.

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    Dinner's in one hour. If you're not back, sitting at the table, I'll beat you all unconscious with a spatula.

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    Dinner with water is dinner for prisoners

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    Clint Eastwood's sex therapist, who said to Clint, Do it any which way you can, but no sudden impact. Never got a dinner!

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    Comedy has always been important in my family. If you got in a good joke at the dinner table, it meant more than almost anything else.

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    Crawley reached into the pocket of his fancy robe - a dinner jacket, I think it's called. The kind of thing Professer Plum would wear before killing Colonel Mustard in the ballroom with the candlestick.

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    Criticized for using formal mathematical manipulations, without understanding how they worked: Should I refuse a good dinner simply because I do not understand the process of digestion?

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    Dean Martin's great-great-uncle, Ebenezer Martin, who said to Eli Whitney, I see the cotton, but where's the gin? Never got a dinner!

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    Despair is perfectly compatible with a good dinner, I promise you.

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    Dinner was ready. Professor Lidenbrock did full justice to it, for his compulsory fast on board had turned his stomach into an unfathomable gulf.

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    [Dinner with Vladimir Putin has] raised a lot of eyebrows among national security officials who looked at [Michael Flynn] and thought these kind of behaviors were not what they had thought what he was like previously.

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    Dr. Spock, who said, Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. Never got a dinner!

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    Dracula, who said while they drove a wooden stake into his heart, Boy, I sure hope this is heartburn. Never got a dinner!