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    At the dinner table, if you can't think of anything to say, sit quietly. Don't throw rolls, or chew on your napkin.

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    At the end of a dinner at my house, my kitchen sink is filled with dishes and there's nothing pretty about the garbage.

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    Avoid buying frozen dinners and processed foods, as they are often overloaded with salt.

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    A warmed-up dinner was never worth much.

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    Better is a dinner of herbs where love is than a fattened ox and hatred with it.

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    Bluebeard, who said to Scottland Yard, How do I know how many wives I've killed? I'm not an accountant! Never got a dinner!

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    Broke my femur on a cruise with my wife in Italy. I'd walked back to my cabin after dinner with half a plate of spaghetti when I leaned in to open the door. Turns out it was already open, so I fell flat on my face like something from the Keystone Kops.

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    Brits are far more intelligent and civilised than Americans. I love the fact that you can hail a taxi and just pick up your pram and put in the back of the cab without having to collapse it. I love the parks and places I go for dinner and my friends.

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    But along with all of that it was, "Oh, isn't he a great storyteller? Oh, it's that why I married him? Isn't he handsome? Oh, what am I going to make for dinner today?" I put all of that as a part of [Roses's from "Fences"] inner everyday monologue so, by the time he tells he that news and all of that I feel that it's there already.

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    But as a kid, I loved 'Monty Python.' My Dad was a devout watcher. We used to watch it when we ate dinner!

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    But I don't sit down at dinner and have clever ideas.

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    Chapter 8, Dinner With the Vampire: Is there something wrong with your food?" No, I'm just not very hungry." You're going to break my heart, aren't you?

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    Choose wisely, then eat in moderation. When I know I'm going to Mom's for dinner, I throw an extra 20 minutes on the cardio machine so I can be ready to eat.

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    Back in the old days, when I was a child, we sat around the family table at dinner time and exchanged our daily experiences. It wasn't very organized, but everyone was recognized and all the news that had to be told was told by each family member. We listened to each other and the interest was not put on; it was real.

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    Best thing about Al Smith dinner: Cardinal Dolan got the candidates together for a brief prayer before going out on the stage.

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    Billy Carter, who asked his brother Jimmy, Do you think you could get me on the Gong Show? Never got a dinner!

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    Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.

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    Burt Reynolds, great sex symbol of the movies, who said, I owe it all to one great part. Never got a dinner!

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    Burning dinner is not incompetence but war.

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    Buying experience such as going out to dinner or taking a vacation increases our own wellbeing and the wellbeing of others. Experiences last while material purchases fade.

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    Cheese, in any form, is my guilty pleasure. I would rather have a cheese platter for dinner than any meal. There's nothing better!

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    Cold steel was not meant to be an after-dinner dessert!

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    Comedy has always been important in my family. If you got in a good joke at the dinner table, it meant more than almost anything else.

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    Crawley reached into the pocket of his fancy robe - a dinner jacket, I think it's called. The kind of thing Professer Plum would wear before killing Colonel Mustard in the ballroom with the candlestick.

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    Criticized for using formal mathematical manipulations, without understanding how they worked: Should I refuse a good dinner simply because I do not understand the process of digestion?

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    Dean Martin's great-great-uncle, Ebenezer Martin, who said to Eli Whitney, I see the cotton, but where's the gin? Never got a dinner!

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    Dean Martin's pancreas, who overheard his liver singing I got a right to sing the blues. Never got a dinner!

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    Despair is perfectly compatible with a good dinner, I promise you.

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    Destroying a tropical rainforest for profit is like burning all the paintings of the Louvre to cook dinner.

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    Dinner was ready. Professor Lidenbrock did full justice to it, for his compulsory fast on board had turned his stomach into an unfathomable gulf.

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    [Dinner with Vladimir Putin has] raised a lot of eyebrows among national security officials who looked at [Michael Flynn] and thought these kind of behaviors were not what they had thought what he was like previously.

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    Dinner is often a stew of beans or legumes, which are awesome for dieting; they give you that meaty satisfaction and both are excellent with whole grain rice or bread.

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    Dinner is to a day what dessert is to dinner.

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    Dinner's in one hour. If you're not back, sitting at the table, I'll beat you all unconscious with a spatula.

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    Dinner with water is dinner for prisoners

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    Dr. Spock, who said, Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. Never got a dinner!

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    Dracula, who said while they drove a wooden stake into his heart, Boy, I sure hope this is heartburn. Never got a dinner!

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    Dress simply. If you wear a dinner jacket, don't wear anything else on it ... like lunch or dinner.

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    English tradition debars from dinner-table conversation almost all topics that might interest the conversers and insists upon strict adherence to banalities.

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    Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.

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    Everything ends this way in France — everything. Weddings, christenings, duels, burials, swindlings, diplomatic affairs — everything is a pretext for a good dinner.

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    Clint Eastwood's sex therapist, who said to Clint, Do it any which way you can, but no sudden impact. Never got a dinner!

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    Everybody has heard that family dinner is great for kids. But unfortunately, it doesn't work in many of our lives.

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    Food became, for dinner parties in the sixties, what abstract expressionism had been in the fifties.

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    Fame is not the worst thing. I went to dinner the other night, and the girls in the restaurant ignored me. It was so annoying.

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    Family dinner. Seven-thirty sharp. Tie optional. Straight-jacker required.

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    For me, being on set is no different than being at a dinner table or riding the subway next to someone; inevitably their life story is always more compelling than most ads in magazines and most commercials and reality TV and all the stuff we're sold and told is valuable.

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    For the individual, as I can testify, a brief grounding in semantics, besides making philosophy unreadable, makes unreadable most political speeches, classical economic theory, after-dinner oratory, diplomatic notes, newspaper editorials, treatises on pedagogics and education, expert financial comment, dissertations on money and credit, accounts of debates, and Great Thoughts from Great Thinkers in general. You would be surprised at the amount of time this saves.

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    George W. Bush, who said to Pope John Paul II, Give us a visit, and bring the missus. Never got a dinner!

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    Givers of great dinners know few enemies.