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    Cops must be unleashed, and allowed to administer instant punishment, subject of course to liability when they are in error.

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    Cops before breakfast.Before coffee even. As if Mondays weren't bad enough.

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    Cops today are nothing but an armed tax collector

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    Cop comes down the street crazy as a loon, he throws us in jail for carrying harpoons.

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    Conner Lassiter. Scheduled to be unwound the 21st of November-until you went AWOL. You caused an accident that killed a bus driver, left dozens of others injured, and shut down an interstate highway for hours. Then, on top of it, you took a hostage AND shot a Juvey-cop with his own tranq gun." ..."He's the Akron AWOL?!

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    Cops and robbers resemble each other, so there's not a lot to learn in terms of learning the logistics of committing the crime or investigating the crime.

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    Cops pull me over just to get a better look. They never give me a ticket, even if I'm speeding, but they will ask to take pictures.

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    His idea of traffic safety is going too fast for the cops to catch up.

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    Every time a militant Islamist terrorist shoots somebody up, what does Barack Obama do and the Democrats? They come out and they demand that there be no backlash against Muslims. So any time a police officer shoots a black suspect - without knowing why, without knowing the circumstances - why doesn't Obama stand up and warn against a backlash against cops? If we are to guard against backlash against Muslim shooters, where is the sameness?

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    For the most part, cops are decent and honorable, but that's how I know that there are bad cops, cops that you think you know so well.

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    God damn, it's a brand new payback From the straight gangsta mack in straight gangsta black How many motherfuckers gotta pay Went to the shelf and dusted off the AK Caps gotta get peeled Cause "The Nigga Ya Love to hate" still can "Kill at Will

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    He shook his head and eyed Roarke. "You don't look like a cop." "I'm not and thank you for noticing.

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    I cop a fair bit of flack for going from 'such a babe to such a boy'. I wanted to share (that) story.

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    I come from a family of cops, and all of them share that understanding that they put their lives on the line.

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    I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy.

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    I definitely support cop acting more than cops, but all of them ain't bad, just some of them.

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    I'd just like to know what a cop WOULD have to do to get indicted - and what good are cop cameras since Eric Garner IS on tape?

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    I don't believe in reincarnation. That's a cop-out. . . . I anticipate death will be a totally unconscious void in which you float through eternity with no particular consciousness of anything.

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    I'd love to do a cop film in America. That's a genre I absolutely adore.

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    I don't believe in depression. There's no such thing. It's an invention. It's bullshit, it's a cop out.

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    I don't believe in reincarnation. That's a cop-out, I know. I don't really want to be reincarnated.

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    I don't think I've ever heard anybody in this Regime counsel restraint and advise, "No backlash against cops. We must maintain the order.

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    I don't want to play fat cops for the rest of my life.

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    I don't think there's anything quite as dashing as a cop on horseback. To me it's wonderful.

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    If I'm a criminal, and I'm confronted with a 7-foot tall cop and an albino cop, I'm gonna be so lost, I'm spilling my guts.

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    If a cop sees a person running out of a store with a gun he's seeing a crime. He's not seeing a person standing.

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    If I were doing five cop shows, I'd probably start struggling to find an identity for each one and struggling to find inspirations.

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    If you talk to any cop, however hardened, and say, "Has anything that's ever bothered you", they'll tell you about the death of a child that they had to deal with.

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    If you're looking to get silly, you better go back to from where you came. because the cops don't need you and man they expect the same.

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    If you believe that I'm a cop killer, you believe David Bowie is an astronaut.

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    I grew up like every young kid I know, who wants to be a cop and wants to be a firefighter, so this lifestyle that I've chosen happens to offer that in small doses in front of the camera. I want to take advantage of that. Hopefully I can play many, many different occupations.

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    I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going that far.'

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    I got Moxie, I'm so damn foxy Industry try to block me like cops and paparazzi.

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    I had a problem with cops pulling me over all the time for speeding. When I was doing Hill Street Blues, the cops said how much they loved the show as they were writing me up; meanwhile my insurance went through the roof.

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    I'm not excusing the illegal act. I am here illegally. I'm here illegally, without authorization. That's a fact. That's nothing you can call the Orwellian cops about. But I am a human being, so therefore I am not illegal. That's also a fact.

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    I'll buy metaphor, but simile's a cop-out used by scaredycats who won't commit to anything. Simile's for cowards.

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    I have no hatred for cops. I have hatred for racists and brutal people, but not necessarily the cops. The cops are just doing what they're told to do.

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    I know there were many good policemen who died doing their duty. Some of the cops were even friends of ours. But a cop can go both ways.

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    I know these dirty cops that'll get us in if we murder some Wop.

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    I'm super-obsessed with law enforcement. I'm what you'd call a 'cop fan.

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    I'm still picking pockets--I just do it as legally as I can. Being married to a cop limits certain activities.

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    I'm sure I took some licks at the system, and at trials and lawyers in general. I've seen enough of them for so many years both as a cop and a defendant in defamation cases.

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    In America uniformed cops eat in coffee shops, diners and restaurants and I always feel safer having them around.

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    It doesn't take a brain surgeon to figure out that if you stop or curtail stop-and-frisk, or if cops are reluctant to do it, violent crimes are going to go up.

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    In comedy, I hate that cop-out where you say, "Just kidding." I know you're just kidding. Don't insult my intelligence by spelling it out for me that much.

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    In the domain of cops and robbers, an interdiction serves to structure a black market and a shadow economy.

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    In the middle of the night, when you're ambiguously ethnic, like me, when you're brown, beige, mauve, siena, one of those lighter browns in the Crayola box. You have to be careful of the cops and robbers, because nobody's quite sure what you are, but everybody has assumptions.

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    I never worried about becoming typecast. People have said that to me, but I never worried about it. As long as the part is three dimensional, I'm okay with it, whether the role is to play the heavy, the cop.

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    It's a great feeling to know that 100 cops want to stop you doing something and they can't.

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    It is time to put more cops on the beat and remove our most violent repeat offenders from our neighborhood streets.

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