Best 3811 quotes in «football quotes» category

Javier Pastore wouldn't get a beach ball off me if we were locked in a phone box. He's turd. Anyone who thinks he isn't is clueless.

Jessica Simpson attended boyfriend Tony Romo's football game. The Cowboys quarterback had the worst game of his career. It's a bad year for the name Simpson. Even O. J. is pissed - he feels like they're making his name look bad.

Jesus Christ said turn the other cheek. Unfortunately Luis Figo is not Jesus Christ.

Jim Thorpe is someone I've always loved. He was an Olympic athlete, you know, and a football player from back in the day. I'd love to play him. And then there's a guy called Iceman who was a top hit man for the mob. I would love to play him. Actually, it's sort of in the works, so I hope it goes through.

John Bond has blackened my name with his insinuations about the private lives of football managers. Both my wives are upset.

J.J. Watt is larger than life and Houstons newest sports hero, in every sense of the word. He is a guy who spends NFL Fridays at high school football games and actively seeks out those in need of his kindness.

John Arne Riise was deservedly blown up for that foul

Jim Leighton is looking a sharp as a tank

John Bond has brought in a young left-sided midfield player, who I guess will play on the left side of midfield.

Jorge Luis Borges had the soapbox and the authority to complain about this myopic understanding of the duty of Latin American writers, which sometimes forecloses their unique modernism and experience of modernization in favor of a mythic past or an artificially constructed ideal national subject. So likewise in João Gilberto Noll, readers shouldn't expect samba and Carnival and football. The Brazilian national identity is not one of his primary concerns.

Jonny Evans plays sort of international football with Northern Ireland

Just because one pedophile is a football coach, please don't turn against all pedophiles.

Just go to a bar, watch football - that's fun to me because I've not gotten to see anything because I've been travelling so much. Playing some shuffleboard and some pool and darts. I like kind of dive-y bars.

Just imagine what would happen if Obama grew a pair and in his last year in office just said, "Forget it. Football is just too violent and too damaging to the economically vulnerable communities in this country. And it normalizes violence and fosters intolerance, etc." I mean: that would be awesome.

Kaka beat Fletcher to the ball, and headed it past Heinze as the Argentine sought to close him down. Heinze could still have dealt with the problem, but, inexplicably, Patrice Evra came flying in like a runaway TGV. Heinze was flattened, Fletcher was so shocked that he stopped to rubber-neck, and Kaka strolled on and rolled the ball past Van der Sar. Evra's nightmare of a half continued when he crazily got himself cautioned for dissent, so removing Ferguson's one remaining first-choice defender from the away leg. Madness.

Just to confirm to all my followers I have had a hair transplant. I was going bald at 25 why not.

Just, you never know what the next day is going to bring. That goes for football, goes for off the field, and I gave up a long time ago trying to predict the future and trying to deal with things I couldn't deal with.

Keeping fit is really important as playing football is all I've ever wanted to do.

Keeping ridiculous hours doesn't mean you'll be successful.

Kerr's Three Rules for a Successful College: Have plenty of football for the alumni, sex for the students, and parking for the faculty. If law school is so hard to get through, how come there are so many lawyers?

Keith Gillespie just lacks a little bit of inconsistency.

Kenny wasn't the quickest of movers but he was 20 yards quicker than anybody else with his football brain and he would be in position before any defender knew what was happening. I've always said the best signing that Liverpool ever made was Kenny Dalglish.

Kenny was actually here at Melwood as a 15-year-old schoolboy. He came on trial and he went home afterwards. It was only later that Bill Shankly realised that Dalglish was here as a boy and he went mad! He said 'how did we miss him?' Kenny just had the football brain. He was born with it and you can't give that to people. He had that natural born talent.

Kevin Reeves...proving an ill wind blows nobody no good.

Kicking the football and the soccer ball is all the same, just a different shape, like an egg. It doesn't make any difference.

Klaus Toppmoller: hair like David Gower and dress sense like Austin Powers.

Knight saved it with his back arm

Knowing his coach likes him is more important to a player than anything else.

Knowledge relaxes me. Football is all about playing faster. You play faster when you know more.

Know the difference between famous and great.

Lampard, as usual, arrived in the nick of time, but it wasn't quite soon enough.

Lampard's not the first player to run to the crowd with lips over his mouth.

Lampard fired straight through the middle of a non-existent wall.

Laddie, that man scored 200 goals in 270 matches - an incredible record - and he has won cup after cup as a manager. When he talks, pin back your ears.

Lampard picks his head up and knocks it out to the wing.

Last night we were the best team on the day.

Leadership must be likeable, affable, cordial, and above all emotional. The fashion of authoritarian leadership is gone. Football is about life. You can't be angry all day.

Leave as little to chance as possible. Preparation is the key to success.

Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesborough.

LeSean McCoy has become the most exciting player in the National Football League. I believe he’s the MVP this year.

Let's face it, you have to have a slightly recessive gene that has a little something to do with the brain to go out on the football field and beat your head against other human beings on a daily basis.

Let's win one for the Gipper.

Lets go eat a God damn snack

Let slip the dogs of champions.

Let the women play in more feminine clothes like they do in volleyball. They could, for example, have tighter shorts. Female players are pretty, if you excuse me for saying so, and they already have some different rules to men - such as playing with a lighter ball. That decision was taken to create a more female aesthetic, so why not do it in fashion?

Let us leave the EEC, abolish human rights laws, take TV sets, pool tables and phones out of prisons, bring back corporal and capital punishment, slash benefits and put single mothers into hostels instead of giving them council flats. Finally, if we chucked out all the illegal immigrants and asylum seekers there would be enough jobs for everyone.

Letting go of its good players, like Özil, the ones who know how to play football – that did surprise me.

Life has a way of kicking one along like a football, or so I've found. Fate had never dealt me personally a particularly easy time, but that was OK, that was normal. Most people, it seemed to me, took their turn to be football. Most survived. Some didn't.

Life is great, football is better.

Life is great; football is better. Steve Sabol.