Best 3811 quotes in «football quotes» category

Talking of first times Stephanie, I bet your first time was really memorable for you and the captain ot the football team .. and the basketball team .. and the softball team, the track team, the chess club and the pool boy!

Tate University - A large football stadium, with a college attached.

Technique is not being able to juggle a ball 1000 times. Anyone can do that by practicing. Then you can work in the circus. Technique is passing the ball with one touch, with the right speed, at the right foot of your team mate.

Tee Vee football: one team wins, one team loses -- they tie -- who cares? And why?

Teddy has lost that yard of pace he never had.

Television is not the truth! Television is a goddamned amusement park. Television is a circus, a carnival, a travelling troupe of acrobats and story-tellers, singers and dancers, jugglers, sideshow freaks, lion-tamers and football players. We're in the boredom-killing business!

Tell Ray to put the eyeliner, the lipstick and the high heels away. I'm not saying he's a cross-dresser, that's just what I heard.

Thankfully we had a big drive there in the fourth quarter after the fumble to put us up 11, and then the big drive to finish the game.

Thankfully I'm a better actor than football player, or at least I hope so.

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.

Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car.

Thanksgiving is not just a warm, cozy holiday. It's not merely a time of recreation and relaxation and watching football all day. As we give thanks, we need to put our mind, soul and spirit into our thanks and into our praise.

Thank you... fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports.

That boy could throw a ball through a car wash and not get it wet. (on Warren Moon)

Thank you... preseason football, for having all the excitement, commercials, and time-outs of the regular season, but with none of the mattering. I appreciate it. Thank you.

That boy don't know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades, and that boy don't know the meaning of a lot of words.

That charity fund, inside and outside Scotland is a very important identity of Celtic Football Club.

That could have been his second yellow card - if he'd already got his first one of course

That field goal attempt was so far to the left it nearly decapitated Lyndon LaRouche.

That ‘hundreds and hundreds’ was taken totally out of context. When I was making a point to this person, I was making a point that over my 31 years in the National Football League I’ve seen a lot of changes. There were hundreds and hundreds of things over those years that I’ve seen that have gotten better. Domestic violence is one of those.

That kid's got an arm like Uncle Fester at an exhibition of Pre-Colombian... um, Christ, I lost it. I was going for something thick. So what's with the beard, Grizzly Fouts?

That kind of ball is meat and two drink for the Palace defence.

That lad must have been born offside.

That makes me think of spandex-covered football players. It's not me. I'm in rhinestones and velvet, not spandex.

That receiver was as wide open as Annabel Chong.

That's another thing, we made up games. We didn't have equipment. When it snowed, we would play slow motion tackle football. We would play hockey, but we wouldn't skate. We just made things up. I loved doing that.

That punt was higher than Marion Berry on a fact-finding tour of Cartagena.

That's all it takes to get people to win football games for you.

That's a yellow card for Cazoria. So the next time he's involved in Europe, he won't be.

That secondary provides worse coverage than a Guatemalan HMO.

That's kind of how I approach life and football; why dwell on something that's hasn't happened.

That's not the type of header you want to see your defender make, with his hand.

That's great, tell him he's Pele and get him back on.

That showed a total lack of disrespect from the player.

That smell of freshly cut grass makes me think of Friday night football in high school. The smell of popcorn and cigar smoke reminds me of the stadium. The cutting of the grass reminds me of the August practice.

That shot was going goalboundward

That's one of the great things about Thanksgiving: Football's on!

That's put a strain on his left-hand knee.

That's referee Mike Reed's 50th booking of the season, which works out at an average of six a game.

Thats the beauty of sport. Sometimes you laugh, sometimes you cry

That's Steve Howey's third-ever League goal and he's never scored more than two in a season before.

That's the kind he usually knocks in in his sleep - with his eyes closed.

That's where the challenge has been. Balancing football and life. Trying not to replay every play in my head while I'm with my family. Sometimes, I've done it well. Other times, I haven't.

That was a continuance of what we have seen most of the season - that is, various clubs beating each other.

That was only a yard away from being an inch-perfect pass.

That was the perfect penalty - apart from he missed it.

That was never a penalty in a million planets.

That was liquid football

That win means so much. They got back into the game but I think we showed today that we want to go to the wire. We want to go all the way.

The acoustics seem to get louder