Best 47 quotes in «laughter is the best medicine quotes» category

Children throw tantrums because they've imagined their 'father in heaven' does so. And because, their inherited religious book has, in written, shown them so.

Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.

First of all, no messiahs are sent. Secondly, no messiah got it. Lastly, no messiah is. And if there ever was or is, maybe I too am it. As too is every dimwit.

Comedy is not the opposite of darkness, but its natural bedfellow. Pain makes laughter necessary; laughter makes pain tolerable.

Her joyful spirit would bring laughter and happiness to anyone in her life with the same natural ease that a rose blooms and sheds its perfume.

How strange, thought Perdu, that one laugh can wipe away so much hardship and suffering. A single laugh. And the years flow together and…away.

I am not trying to be funny, it is just that you're a joke.

I am really, truly dead serious when I am just joking. But only if you're a joke would you mind my poking.

If I were not a Punjabi, I'd be a candy or jalebi.

If I were married, I would be unmarried.

Every religious nut must have his or her say, condemning the infidels to hell, every which way. But then so should those opposing them, lampooning these nutcases as they choose, or as they may.

Happy New Year! May we all stop being the assholes we were the past year.

I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.

I love to laugh! My life would be lessened if I didn't

I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt.

I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.

I love you as I do all - not at all.

I still believe this Life is a good joke. And if you treat it that way, you will never stop laughing.

I shall tell you about God once you've reached your imaginary heaven. Then, give me a call.

It is important that we learn to smile, Life will anyway teach us to cry!

Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great!

I love to laugh. Specially at myself. Sometimes I spend hours doing it.

I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me.

My condolences, you're still alive.

I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace.

My god, Mr. NOT, would like to kiss your inherited fancy, the only God. Could you forward the address of your pal up there? If you do not, then, my personal fancy says it is my fundamental religious duty to religiously kick yours, and his ass!

My pal up there, Mr. NOT, has anointed me as the latest messiah. Yeah, just like that! So, don't you dare utter a word against your newest boss, or I'm gonna whup your fat ass.

Panicking never helps.

Most people should laugh more; and, when they laugh, laugh heartily.

Now that I've declared my religion, namely, NUTTISM; I anoint myself, Mr. NUTS, as its MESSIAH. And you damn well bow to our god, Mr. NOT. He reveals that your pal up there too is naught! Dare not criticize the messiah - me! Or you'll be kicked in the nuts by my pal Mr. NOT.

People who do not love dogs, know! When you've bitten dust and lying in your grave, a dog will come by and either crap or piss on you. Of course dogs may do the same on my grave too! But in doing so they'll be embracing me, but oh! they will surely be defecating on you.

Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.

Religious fundamentalists make me scratch my nuts. Makes me wonder. Are my nuts religious, or are the religious nuts? Or what?

The biology of emotional freedom depends on getting your endorphins flowing and turning off your stress hormones. How you achieve this? Laughter, exercise, meditation and doing anything that makes you loved.

She had no scars to show for her happiness except her laughter lines

Those who advocate killing people of another religion or faith by labeling the latter as infidels are dick-heads; that too a bit too little.

When people are doing their utmost to upset you, it's probably best to just laugh at them.

Tis good to laugh. Yer gotta laugh and laugh out loud,” said the leprechaun. “You can cry if you want to but laughin’s better.

So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.

You inspire, you put a smile on someone's face, you make someone laugh or deeply touch a person's heart. We all have that in ourselves no matter how tough our journeys are.

You're going to make it; You're going to be at peace; You're going to create, and love, and laugh, and live; You're going to do great things.

A scholar came to me the other day and said "sir, why do you laugh so much - you are an eminent thinker of our century - you should appear more serious and composed" - hearing this, I burst out in yet another brief laughter and then said to him gently "my dear sir, why can't I laugh in front of my people, my own kind, my humanity, whom I hold most dear - what do I have to hide with the veil of seriousness - I would rather infect another person with a bit of joy through my laughter, than make them desperately serious, with pompous words - a good laughter is as uplifting as a good teaching, for it is simply meditation.

Without a sense of humour one's wisdom is but a rumour.

A good laughter is as uplifting as a good teaching, for it is simply meditation.

An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.

Believe you me, I am all for you; and wish you well - for you to go to hell.

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