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    Movement turns dead dogs into maggots and daisies, and flour butter sugar an egg and a tablespoon of milk into Abernethy biscuits, and spermatozoa and ovaries into fishy little plants growing babyward if we take no care to stop them.

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    Mousse was a Labrador retriever, which is a large enthusiastic bulletproof species of dog made entirely from synthetic materials. This is the kind of dog that, if it takes an interest in your personal regions (which of course it does) you cannot fend it off with a blowtorch.

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    [Mouse is] with us. The dog is a handicap-assist animal." The kid lifted his eyebrows. "My mouth is partially paralyzed," I said. "It makes it hard for me to rea. He's here to help me with the big words. Tell me if I'm supposed to push or pull on doors, that kind of thing.

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    Movement is vital. Whether it's running, cross training, hiking with the dogs, or walking the streets of New York, I am constantly active.

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    Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world.

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    Mrs. Campbell once attempted to smuggle her pet Pekingese through customs by tucking him inside the upper part of her cape. "Everything was going splendidly," she later remarked, "until my bosom barked.

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    Much has been written about the loyalty of dogs, but what I love about them isn't their devotion to me so much as their devotion to being alive.

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    Muggs was always sorry, Mother said, when he bit someone, but we could never understand how she figured this out. He didn't act sorry.

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    Music induces nightingales to sing, pug dogs to yelp.

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    Mutt enjoyed traveling by car, but he was an unquiet passenger. He suffered from the delusion, common to dogs and small boys, that when he was looking out the right-hand side, he was probably missing something far more interesting on the left-hand side.

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    Muzzle a dog and he will bark out of the other end.

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    My advice to any diplomat who wants to have good press is to have two or three kids and a dog.

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    My background is in painting but in school in the sixties, like many artists of that time, I believed that painting was dead. I began to work in collaboration with other artists in the creation of performances and installation works. Soon after, I started making video and photographic works and in the process became fascinated with the media itself. Before long I was setting things up just for the camera. In l970 I got a dog and he turned out to be very interested in video and photography as well.

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    My books kept me from the ring, the dog-pit, the tavern, and the saloon.

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    My brother, do men grieve over the fight of cats and dogs? So the jealousy, envy, and elbowing of common men should make no impression on your mind.

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    My business life takes a big chunk of time, but I still put exercise in my schedule. I'm up at 5 A.M. and get up and stretch and go for a run in Runyon Canyon with all five of my dogs.

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    My children are all doing just fine. The mountain dogs are great in this weather. The yorkies are freezing.

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    My dad, Donald, was a vet and had a practice in Yorkshire. Cats and dogs were his bread and butter, but his greatest love was large animals.

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    My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs.

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    My days are jam-packed with carpools, classroom assistance, tending to chickens, dogs and seven acres of olive trees!

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    My daughter is here in town doing a play, and her dog is staying with us. We live up in the hills, so he has access to thousands of acres of wilderness.

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    My dear old dog, most constant of all friends.

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    My dog didn't like me very much. My first dog, Dmitri, was a poodle. I used to think Dmitri was something I could play with and ride. I tried to ride a poodle. And then he bit me.

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    My dog does not care where heat comes from, but he cares that it comes, and soon. Indeed he considers my ability to make it come as something magical, for when I rise in the coal black pre-dawn and kneel by the hearth to make a fire, he pushes himself blandly between me and the kindling splits I have laid in the ashes, and I must touch a match to them by poking it between his legs. Such faith , I suppose, is the kind that moves mountains.

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    My dog keeps looking at me as if he knows my secret, as if he and he alone can see my soul. That or he wants this pork chop.

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    My dog's a gentleman.

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    My dogs forgive anger in me, the arrogance in me, the brute in me. They forgive everything I do before I forgive myself.

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    My dogs have been the reason I have woken up every single day of my life with a smile on my face.

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    My dogs have never been good at things like "sit," "stay," or even "come." I think that we've given the tourists a few laughs, especially when the dogs hit the end of their leashes hard enough to drag Gloria down the street.

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    My dog does have his failings, of course. He's afraid of firecrackers and hides in the clothes closet whenever we run the vacuum cleaner, but, unlike me he's not afraid of what other people think of him or anxious about his public image.

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    My dog learned how to beg by watching me through the bedroom door.

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    My dogs are crazy. They're always getting into some kind of trouble but then again, they're my most loyal friends.

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    My dog doesn't like dogs, and I kind of get where she's coming from; I'm not too keen on people.

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    My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats.

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    My dog, Puffy. The dog is the perfect portrait subject. He doesn't pose. He isn't aware of the camera.

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    My dogs are spoilt for sure. They are pampered pooches. But I love them so much! I guess all dogs need to be washed, but maybe blueberry facials aren't essential. It's quite fun, though. You want to give your children everything; I don't have children, so I want my dogs to have a good life.

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    My dogs, the only creatures on the planet marked by my singular nurturing imprint, have all turned out to be rude and self-absorbed. In all likelihood, if they were children instead of dogs, I would have foisted more Charlie Sheens or Kardashians onto our crumbling culture.

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    My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.

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    My dog and two cats are such a vital part of my life. To say that I am their owner doesn't reflect at all the profound bond and responsibility that I have towards them.

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    My dog, Ginger, is jumpy-like me-sensitive to sound and sudden movement. She wasn't that way at first, but not long after we got her, my grandfather told me to stand still outside and hold her leash tight. Then he shot a gun off by our feet, several times. "This is how girls learn to obey," he said, "how to be seen and not heard.

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    My dog is an atheist: he no longer believes in me.

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    My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding?... Noooo... as funny as that is, I'm not

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    My dogs are a priority and a big responsibility... but the payoffs are well worth it

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    My dogs are more important than my family.

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    My dog! the difference between thee and me knows only our Creator.

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    My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have not told you the type of dog which I have. Perhaps you even picture Toto, from The Wizard of Oz. But I can tell you, my dog is always with me. WOOF!

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    My dog doesn't worry about the meaning of life.  She may worry if she doesn't get her breakfast, but she doesn't sit around worrying whether she will get fulfilled or liberated or enlightened.  As long as she gets some food and a little affection, her life is fine.  But we human beings are not like dogs.  We have self-centered minds which get us into plenty of trouble.  If we do not come to understand the error in the way we think, our self-awareness, which is our greatest blessing, is also our downfall.

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    My dog has a cough. If you've never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one. It's hilarious.

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    My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!

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    My dogs are about unconditional love. It's so wonderful to walk in the door from a long day and all they want to do is be loved and to give and give.