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    A German shepherd dog could walk in the office with a script in his mouth, and if that script was really good, they'd buy the script.

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    Aggression is not a breed thing. Its a state of mind, and it comes from how the human is with the dog. There are four levels of energy, regardless of the breed: low, medium, high, very high. The idea is to get a dog in your same level or lower than you.

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    A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one.

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    A good dog is one of the best things of all to be.

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    A good man will take care of his horses and dogs, not only while they are young, but when old and past service.

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    A good dog never dies.

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    A good football coach needs a patient wife, a loyal dog and a great quarterback - but not necessarily in that order.

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    A grateful dog is better than an ungrateful man.

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    A Grand Design we couldn't see because we were part of it. A Grand Design we only got occasional, fleeting glimpses of. A Grand Design involving the entire course of history and all of time and space that, for some unfathomable reason, chose to work out its designs with cats and croquet mallets and penwipers, to say nothing of the dog. And a hideous piece of Victorian artwork. And us.

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    A guy wanted the vet to cut his dog's tail off. The vet asked why. Well, my mother in law is visiting next month and I want to eliminate any possible indication that she is welcome.

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    Ah, if I could only pray the way that dog looks at meat.

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    Ah, my dad's whistle. On holidays when I was a kid, we would all be off in the rock pools along the beach. When it came time to go, we'd hear the whistle and we'd all come running. Like dogs!

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    A huge dog, tied by a chain, was painted on the wall and over it was written in capital letters 'Beware of the dog.'

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    A home without a dog is merely a shelter.

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    A house is not a home until it has a dog.

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    A hundred years ago the American white men used to put on a white sheet and use a bloodhound against Negroes. Today they have taken off the white sheet and put on police uniforms and traded in the bloodhounds for police dogs, and they're still doing the same thing.

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    A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.

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    Ain't nobody's business, if I bark like a dog.

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    A human being having a full emotional conversation with a dog is funny, innately. It's one of those things where you get in a scene and you always go for what is the best joke, and a talking dog for some reason, whatever he says, is hilarious." (about his role wiht a talking dog in the forthcoming MEN IN BLACK sequel.

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    A hungry dog hunts best.

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    A lawyer is just like an attack dog, only without a conscience.

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    A leaky faucet, a barking dog - those are things you tolerate.

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    A life without a dog is a mistake.

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    A little attention, a pat on the head, and a kind word every now and then is all your dog asks.

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    Alister McGrath has now written two books with my name in the title. The poet W. B. Yeats, when asked to say something about bad poets who made a living by parasitizing him, wrote the splendid line, 'was there ever dog that praised his fleas?

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    All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.

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    All entertainment is an element of fantasy because you are seeing something that is not quite real. There is no such thing as reality TV. Reality TV would be to leave a camera on in front of someone's house. Just leave it on. Then whenever the person comes or goes walking the dog or getting groceries, that's what it would be like. Any time you make an edit, you've lost reality TV. You're either compressing time or extending. That's a term that's been overused and overexposed. I think it's fantasy movies that take the fantasy of movies even further.

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    All classes in proportion to their lack of travel and familiarity with foreign literature are bellicose, prejudiced against foreigners, fond of fighting as a cruel sport - in short, dog-like in their notions of foreign policy.

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    All dogs can be guide dogs of a sort, leading us to places we didn't even know we needed or wanted to go.

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    All dogs seem to be great linguists, according to their owners. They always understand every word that's said to them.

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    All dogs can become aggressive, but the difference between an aggressive Chihuahua and an aggressive pit bull is that the pit bull can do more damage. That's why it's important to make sure you are a hundred percent ready for the responsibility if you own a 'power' breed, like a pit bull, German shepherd, or Rottweiler.

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    All dogs look up to you. All cats look down on you. Only the pig looks at you as an equal

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    All I wanted to do was be a professional film director with a body of work, and you're going to make some good films, some bad and some indifferent. You don't set out to make a dog, you set out to make something good. But I like them all.

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    All living beings, things that move, are equally important, whether they are human beings, dogs, birds, fish, trees, ants, weeds, rivers, wind or rain. To stay healthy and strong, life must have clean air, clear water and pure food. If deprived of these things, life will cycle to the next level, or as the system says, 'die'.

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    All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.

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    All knowledge, the totality of all questions and answers, is contained in the dog.

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    All knowledge, the totality of all questions and all answers, is contained in the dog. If one could but realize this knowledge, if one could but bring it into the light of day, if we dogs would but own that we know infinitely more than we admit to ourselves!

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    All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down to the park on a lead.

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    All my dogs have been scamps and thieves and troublemakers and I've adored them all.

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    All of Koons's best art - the encased vacuum cleaners, the stainless-steel Rabbit (the late-twentieth century's signature work of Simulationist sculpture), the amazing gleaming Balloon Dog, and the cast-iron re-creation of a Civil War mortar exhibited last month at the Armory - has simultaneously flaunted extreme realism, idealism, and fantasy.

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    All she saw, down in the cellar well beneath the stoop, was a light yellow feather with a tip of green. And she had never named him. Had called him "my parrot" all these years. "My parrot." "Love you. "Love you." Did the dogs get him? Or did he get the message - that she said, "My parrot" and he said, "Love you," and she had never said it back or even taken the trouble to name him - and manage somehow to fly away on wings that had not soared for six years.

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    All the home I know is a hotel. Why, I don't even have a dog... I don't know the first thing about cooking or taking care of a house.

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    All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?

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    All the feeling which my father could not put into words was in his hand-any dog, child or horse would recognize the kindness of it.

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    All the dogs I have are German shepherds from Germany, and I fly them back to Germany to show them.

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    All training is negotiation, whether you're training dogs or spouses

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    All these sounds, the crowing of cocks, the baying of dogs, and the hum of insects at noon, are the evidence of nature's health orsound state.

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    All this [Soviet labor camp for political prisoners] brings about one marked change in your physical appearance; by the end of your first year, you will have what are known as 'zek's eyes.' The look in a zek's eyes is impossible to describe, but once encountered, it is never forgotten. When you emerge, your friends, embracing you, will exclaim: 'Your eyes! Your eyes have changed!' And not one of your tormentors will be able to bear your scrutiny. They will turn away from it, like beaten dogs.

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    All you've got is the word of a fool dog. It's been my experience that a bloodhound is the foolishest dog that is. I don't remember of anybody ever keeping a bloodhound for a yard dog. They're such dad blasted fools.

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    Almost any dog thinks almost any human is the Great Spirit, the Primal Creator, and the Universal Force Behind the Sun and Tides. What human can resist?