Best 111 quotes in «amusing quotes» category

I don't do emoticons unless I'm making a big deal out of them. I'll type out, 'This is so amusing it makes me want to grin in pixels.' And then do it.

I found my friends very amusing the first time because they are funny and amusing. They really are because they're people who've got everything. They're sort of like camp caricatures of what you expect an aristocrat should be: vicious, rude, caustic unpleasantries.

I do not wish to help Jeremy Clarkson be amusing in the event of my death.

I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.

I find it highly amusing that Donald Trump talks about "Make America Great Again." He doesn`t make a thing in America, except bankruptcies.

I Google myself to see what come up when you Google Daniel Radcliffe because that's always amusing.

I learned that to be amusing was not to be frivolous and that language - always the language - was the magic key as much to prose as to poetry.

If you had enough money, you could hardly commit crimes at all. You just perpetrated amusing little peccadilloes.

I mean I can do it when I'm very relaxed, and with good friends, then I think I can be amusing.

I prefer women with a past. They're always so damned amusing to talk to.

I'm useless scrabbling around at home. I get on everyone's nerves, including my own. I'm not very good at amusing myself.

I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'

I only went to one Star Trek convention and that was in the late '80s. I hadn't gone to a convention before that. It was quite amusing, with the people dressed up and all of that.

I really am a happy, amusing fellow at heart. Trouble is I seem the only one left.

I think we must quote whenever we feel that the allusion is interesting or helpful or amusing.

It is amusing to detect character in the vocabulary of each person. The adjectives habitually used, like the inscriptions on a thermometer, indicate the temperament.

It is my belief, you cannot deal with the most serious things in the world unless you understand the most amusing.

I tend to head for what's amusing because a lot of things aren't happy. But usually you can find a funny side to practically anything.

It is necessary to work, if not from inclination, at least from despair. Everything considered, work is less boring than amusing oneself.

It's all in your headJ you have the power to make things seem hard or easy or even amusing. The choice is yours.

It's amused me the writers who have assumed that I was referring to a hateful quality of society in the '80s. I think that degree of hatefulness is pretty much steady throughout human history. To me, it's just an amusing sense of self-deprecation - my hateful years. It was entirely personal; it was my personal, hateful years, when I most overtly tried to lash out at society. As I used to say: it was an attempt to burn society down to the ground.

It's rather amusing at my advanced age to become a sex symbol.

It was always amusing to be inside Apple and read what journalists said we were doing

I've been told to speed up my delivery when I perform. But if I lose the stammer, I'm just another slightly amusing accountant.

Life, for all its agonies...is exciting and beautiful, amusing and artful and endearing...and whatever is to come after it -- we shall not have this life again.

It's always amusing to look at how something early in the 20th century was written in anthropology and how it's written now. There's been an enormous shift in how it's done, but yet you can't put your finger on someone who actually did it

Life's more amusing than we thought.

Love is more pleasant than marriage for the same reason that novels are more amusing than history.

Mathematics is like draughts in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state.

Men are not amusing during the shooting season; but, after all, my dear, men were not especially designed to amuse women.

Many people will find this book disrespectful. There is nothing amusing about being dead, they will say. Ah, but there is.

I would have liked to have known Oscar Wilde because I think he must have been very amusing and entertaining.

Movies are usually difficult, often insane, constantly challenging and always strangely amusing to make.

Much ingenuity with a little money is vastly more profitable and amusing than much money without ingenuity.

Noodles are not only amusing but delicious.

Our lives are one endless stretch of misery punctuated by processed fast foods and the occasional crisis or amusing curiosity.

One must work, if not from inclination, at least out of despair — since it proves, on close examination, that work is less boring than amusing oneself.

Now, as a comic, if you're vaguely amusing you can go straight into TV, then you play the O2 and then everyone's sick of you.

The Alchemyst had discovered that the seats revolved and had been amusing himself by swinging back and forth. His chair squeaked with each turn.Finally Prometheus turned and glared at the immortal. "If you do that one more time, I'm going to feed you to the Lotan myself." "And I will help," Niten added.

Paul Lucas had a particularly amusing accent, so I chuckled. That was terrible; I shouldn't have done that, but he took it too big. He got up and said he couldn't work with people who laughed at him!

Tessa, surprising herself, let out a gasp of laughter. Will looked at her, his mouth just beginning to quirk up in a grin. "I must be more amusing than I thought. Which would make me very amusing indeed.

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them.

This is one of his most human and most amusing and witty novels. The characters are very Indian. I decided that I wanted to do a comedy, so this was just the right one.

The education of this president [Obama] is a protracted and often amusing process . . . as he continues to alight upon the obvious with a sense of profound and original discovery.

The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of having to shoot it twice.

There are moments in my show that are very moving as well as amusing.

Things people say strike me as amusing, and I am prone to saying out loud what everybody's thinking.

Ugliness is more inventive than beauty. Beauty always follows certain camps. I think it's more amusing - ugliness - than beauty.

To live simply to die is by no means amusing, but to live with the knowledge that you will die before your time, that's really is idiotic

The English have a heavy hearted way of amusing themselves.