Best 150 quotes in «random quotes» category

One day, I’ll feel the depth of hugs once again, and it’s going to feel like HOME.

One of the most curious consequences of quantum physics is that a particle like an electron can seemingly be in more than one place at the same time until it is observed, at which point there seems to be a random choice made about where the particle is really located. Scientists currently believe that this randomness is genuine, not just caused by a lack of information. Repeat the experiment under the same conditions and you may get a different answer each time.

One time, in New Orleans at a youth convention for my church, I read out of the phone book during a talent show. I made it all the way to 'J' before people started booing.

Osaka: Ah Get to ponderin' when Christmas rolls around. Y'all know Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer? That's messed up, y'know? Saying his nose will help light the way at night ain't no way t'make him feel better about it. If you told a bald fella you needed the light reflecting off his head to see, he'd like to punch you. Santa's a cruel bully.

On deathbed every single good, bad, ugly moment becomes special.

Peculiar I say, how so often the smallest, most seemingly insignificant details later unveil their faces as vital means for progression.

People in hell want snowcones.

People who always arrive early aren't worth waiting for.

Psht, as if. You and what army could possibly rescue her from my clutches?

Peace cannot be achieved; they have to be plucked out of their pod.

Sex seemed like a thing that might only happen to me at random, outside my control, like the weather.

Random makes you smart, random music makes your smart. So keep in touch with random, because random is your friend!

She said my glasses made me look like a butch jock's locker room bitch.

She told you to G.T.F.O. over text????

Some fail to bear in mind that everyone is sentenced to death. Death is a treacherous virus that strikes randomly. The only truth is that nobody is going to make it out alive. We are all living on probation and our expiry date is indefinite. ( “Living on probation” )

Sometime all you need is love ... Oh wait! And ice cream, and chocolate to go along with it as nowadays love is anything but sweet.

The Baudelaire orphans hung on to one another, and wept and wept while the adults argued endlessly behind them. Finally-as, I'm sorry to say, Count Olaf forced the Quagmires into puppy costumes so he could sneak them onto the airplane without anyone noticing-the Baudelaires cried themselves out and just sat on the lawn together in weary silence.

The best advice anyone has ever given me, was to never take advice from anyone.

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Theism, as religious people typically hold it, does not merely state that some entity created the universe, but that the universe was created specifically with humans in mind as the most important part of creation. If we have any understanding at all of how an intelligent agent capable of creating the material universe would act if it had such an intention, we would say it would not create the huge structure we see, most of it completely irrelevant for life on Earth, with the Earth in such a seemingly random location, and with humans appearing only after a long and rather random course of evolution.

The last time I checked, I wasn’t the one who tripped over a glass container of sugar that I had myself dropped... after, of course, having received several bruises from an attempt to retrieve a flip-flop that had somehow ended up in the sink.

The little things that makes you feel better are like the happy sprinkles you add on top of your life.

There are no perfect symmetries, there is no pure randomness, we are in the gray region between truth and chaos. Nothing novel or interesting happens unless it is on the border between order and chaos.

There comes a time when one suddenly discovers that there will never be a time for the coming of the perfect person, or believe that God sends people from heaven, so one finds a random fellow, either righteous or unrighteous, excellent or Impaired, and in no time become what God had ordained.

Random thoughts have the potential to create a chaotic reality.

She had too much imagination. Too much empathy [...] there was real pain in the world, right this very moment people were suffering unimaginable atrocities and you couldn't close your heart completely, but you couldn't leave it wide open either, because otherwise how could you possibly live your life, when through pure, random luck you got to live in paradise?

Sometimes, I fear life more than death ..

Sometimes it was like Neil was from an alien planet, where people never asked for or shared anything emotional without deeply apologizing first. He assured me that he was simply British. And that we Americans, with all of our loud oversharing and need for random hugs and free admissions to people we've just met of deep, traumatic childhood wounds looks just as alien to them.

Sometimes we know people who are too wonderful for words. I am not one of them. Or you, for that matter, as you well know.

Sometimes, you have to go Insane, to Outsane, the Sane. You know what i'm Sanin?

Sometimes, you have to go Insane, to Outsane, the Sane. You know what i'm Sayin?

Thank you so much for the rude know-it-all attitude while also having to look at your ridiculously colored hair and obnoxious facial and chest piercings. I am very fortunate to have just been schooled by someone who looks like they graduated from Care Bear Carnage University.

The advantage of a quantum walk over a classical random walk can be appreciated by returning to our slow-moving drunk and imagining that the bar he leaves has sprung a leak and that water is pouring out of its door.

The man you’re going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence.

Together a brick and a blanket create the perfect metaphor for life. Will you be a brick and make something of your life, or be a blanket and sleep your life away?

Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things.

Why?' He asked. 'Why what?' What could I say? Noah, despite you being an asshole, or maybe because of it, I'd like to rip off your clothes and have your babies. Don't tell.

The world is full of unrequited love,' I said finally. 'You and Patrick having problems?' Dad said, reaching around to get the butter out of the fridge. 'No, I was just wondering what you would say if I was a lesbian.' 'Come again?' said Lester. 'I'm having a hard time following this conversation.

Unicorns are not real, though we still dream about them! DREAM ON!

We all encounter random phenomena, arbitrary occurrences, chance meetings, and eerie coincidences. When we attach our own meaning to these events, we are feeding meaning into the random; we are choosing something arbitrary and assigning our own deeper purpose to it. The problem, though, is that we do this selectively.

What happened out there?” “I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.” “A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? Or have you been skulking around the bars of Barbary XIII?

What have I become? My sweetest friend; everyone I know goes away in the end. And you could have it all: my empire of dirt. I will let you down. I will make you hurt.

Woah, their gorgeous not so fast I haven't even catched your name or your number" - Jaxson Evans

You fill my sombrero with sexual pudding!

Without road maps fate just takes over to create random events.

You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.

You think I pretend weakness?" She nodded. "Not weakness, but you like to let others think they're in control, when it's you.

You were chasing stones forever, forgetting the diamond within you

You only get one go at it... might as well Rock it.

When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size.