Best 934 quotes in «computer quotes» category

Just remember when you post something, the computers remember forever.

KRS-One is one of my favorite rappers ever. I actually don't even know why I have this on my computer, but I do. I really like this album, Criminal Minded.

Ladies and gentlemen.” He [Jabba] sighed. “Meet the kamikaze of computer invaders...the worm.

Laptop computers dramatically increased the time people spend doing work. (The internet dramatically decreased it, so we're even).

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation.

Let's say the docs present a simplified view of reality.

Let's reuse whatever we have now, stop making more of it, take what we gather, and make - whether it's car parts, computer cases, anything that we can use.

Look at what Silicon Valley has done - the advance of computers.

Lish tried to swear--which is always funny, because the computer won't translate it. It went something like this: "Bleep stupid bleep bleep faeries and their bleep bleep bleep obsessions. He had better stop bleep bleep bleep the bleep bleep rules or I will bleep bleep bleep the little bleeeeeeeeeeep.

Lisp has all the visual appeal of oatmeal with fingernail clippings mixed in.

Look don’t sit there behind the computer like a useless vegetable and tell me how to train

Machines that fit the human environment, instead of forcing humans to enter theirs, will make using a computer as refreshing as taking a walk in the woods.

Low-level programming is good for the programmer's soul.

Mac people use their computers; Windows people put up with their computers

Make it just like a Mac.

Macroeconomics, even with all of our computers and with all of our information - is not an exact science and is incapable of being an exact science.

Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.

Man is going to be displaced altogether as a specialist by the computer. Man himself is being forced to reestablish, employ, and enjoy his innate 'comprehensivity.

Memory has always been social. Now we're using search engines and computers to augment our memories, too.

Man should rule with computers, not vice versa.

Mathematicians stand on each others' shoulders and computer scientists stand on each others' toes.

Mathematics is much less formally complete and precise than computer programs.

Meditation should be the foremost technology of the 21st century; the technology of reprogramming the non-spatial universal computer.

More and more software would just increase the number of tasks that the computer would help solve.

More than any other modern tool, computers are a total mystery to their users. Most people never open them up to fix them or to see how they work.

More time is wasted in front of computers than on highways.

Microsoft went into orbit because it had a booster rocket attached to it called IBM.

Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!

Most papers in computer science describe how their author learned what someone else already knew.

Most technological advances in our life now come from serendipitous discoveries. That is a contraction of rocket technology and computer technology and atomic clock technology.

Much of my work has come from being lazy. I didn't like writing programs, and so, when I was working on the IBM 701 (an early computer), writing programs for computing missile trajectories, I started work on a programming system to make it easier to write programs.

Mr. Herschel... brought with him the calculations of the computers, and we commenced the tedious process of verification. After a time many discrepancies occurred, and at one point these discordances were so numerous that I exclaimed, "I wish to God these calculations had been executed by steam," to which Herschel replied, "It is quite possible.

Much to the surprise of the builders of the first digital computers, programs written for them usually did not work.

Musicians and journalists are the canaries in the coalmine, but, eventually, as computers get more and more powerful, it will kill off all middle-class professions.

My computer tells me that in twenty-five years there will be no more computers.

My computer is a very complex gadget and it was designed by many designers, so why must the universe have only a single designer and not many designers?

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

My CPU is a neural net processor; a learning computer.

My dream was actually just to have a computer some day. If I'd imagined that it meant starting a company to sell them, I probably would have avoided the whole thing.

My favorite travel pastime is writing music, either with my guitar or on my computer.

My kid is a product of the fast computer lifestyle.

My goal wasn't to make a ton of money. It was to build good computers.

My hope is that in the future, women stop referring to themselves as 'the only woman' in their physics lab or 'only one of two' in their computer science jobs.

My love of computers, besides being practical, is very direct and visceral. I love the way things look on the screen.

My tombstone would someday read I died keeled over at my computer writing a screenplay or a business plan.

My mom's a chemist, so she's pretty smart. I love technology and I can handle myself around a computer.

My studio is a laptop. Everybody I work with is the same. We make computer music, we're the laptop generation.

My undergraduate work was in computer science and economics. It just happened to be at that time when 34 percent of computer-science majors were women. We didn't realize it was at the peak at the time.

My whole life had been designing computers I could never build.

My worst personal problem is that my computer doesn't understand me.