Best 934 quotes in «computer quotes» category

Gee, I wish I had spent more time alone with my computer.

Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day. Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime.

God is like a computer, the more software you put in, the greater the danger that extensions will conflict.

Go into the auto mechanic, youve got to know computers to be able to work on the cars.

Good code is its own best documentation.

GOTO, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about unstructured programmers.

Guess what - I am one of the ONLY senators in the whole United States Senate that is computer literate!

Guilty as charged. Perl is happily ugly, and happily derivative.

Hardware: This is the part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.

History is littered with great firms that got killed by disruption. Of course, the personal computer, a technology that first took root as a toy, got Digital Equipment Corporation. Kodak missed the boat for a long time on digital imaging. Sony was slow to get MP3 technology. Microsoft doesn't know what to do with open source software. And so on.

Hardware: where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is. Software: where the people in your company's hardware section will tell you the problem is.

Here's where I luck out: I'm really computer illiterate.

His computer password is "password.

Human languages tend to be much more ambiguous than computer languages because humans are much smarter about interpreting the context.

Human happiness and human satisfaction must ultimately come from within oneself. It is wrong to expect some final satisfaction to come from money or from a computer.

How can you allow the trading companies to locate computers closer to exchanges and flash millions of bids to give an unfair advantage? Even professionals are losing faith in some aspects of the system.

I always carry a notepad with me, even on vacation. If I'm on the computer when the story 'hits', I open a Word document and start typing until I get it all out. I've got tons of notes that I never throw out. You never know when a story will strike!

I actually started off majoring in computer science, but I knew right away I wasn't going to stay with it. It was because I had this one professor who was the loneliest, saddest man I've ever known. He was a programmer, and I knew that I didn't want to do whatever he did.

I admit it: I'm a freak who sits obsessively in front of my computer typing my name into Yahoo Search over and over again. I'm a closet Amberholic. Please help me!

I absolutely admit I had him in the handcuffs so he wouldn't go anywhere while I checked the computer... I certainly wasn't going to kill him. That's hardly going to do my career any good, is it?

I am cursed with computers; something always goes wrong.

I am a plodder, I make an appointment with my computer everyday and I have no idea where I am going.

I am aware that a computer can’t create a poem, but neither can a typewriter.

I am such a gearhead. In my recording studio, I personally engineer and edit everything on computers.

I am super lucky. I've been in the area where things have been changing and been part of the digital revolution, the magic of software, the internet, the computer, and now the cellphone... so it's been a great privilege.

I am the farthest thing from a computer genius.

I am very bad at computers. I don't really know how to write email.

I am thinking about something much more important than bombs. I am thinking about computers.

I despise computers in many ways. I think they’re hopelessly underevolved and overrated.

I can barely turn on my computer!

I can write faster on a typewriter than you can on a computer. I do 120 words a minute, and you can't do that on a computer.

I closely follow everything about user interface or human-computer interface: technology that makes computers closer to the way the human being actually functions.

I definitely have a piece of tape over my computer at home.

I assemble my ideas in pieces on a computer file, then gradually find a place for them on a piece of scaffolding I erect.

I can barely even run a computer. God knows what I'd get on online dating. I'd get something that was subhuman or something.

I can't be as confident about computer science as I can about biology. Biology easily has 500 years of exciting problems to work on. It's at that level.

I carry an umbrella when I am outdoors and always wear sunscreen, even when I am sitting in front of a computer screen!

I describe myself as an indoor cat, because I'm a computer guy and I always have been.

I did Call of Duty Modern Warfare as Gaz, then I did Ghost in Modern Warfare 2, which has become one of the most iconic figures in the history of computer games.

I didnt have a computer until I was 19 - but I did have an abacus.

I discovered what I call the Bill Gates effect. That is, the more successful you are, the uglier you get.

I didn't realize how good I was with computers until I met my parents.

I don't even go on the computer. Don't anybody around me get on the computer.

I do everything on the computer. TV is obsolete technology for me.

I don't care how big and fast computers are, they're not as big and fast as the world.

I don't even have cable anymore, or a television. I just watch on computers. It's clearly the future of where we're heading.

I don't even know how computer animation works, honestly, and I don't need to.

I don't have any computers in my studio, it's all analog tape. All analog tape, all old equipment, I mean my mics are like from the 60's and early 70's, everything in there is old.

I do know how to operate a computer. (Joe) Yeah, right. What was it you said just ten minutes ago? Get this damned thing off my desk before I shoot it? Now make the call, Mr. Hunt-and-Peck. (Tee)

I don't have a computer, but when I get access to one, I'm always looking myself up on Google, because it's exciting.