Best 68 quotes in «lame quotes» category

I don't feel like I'm very pop-star lame, but I'm definitely not hipster-cool.

If I've got the powers of a god, then why am I so..." "Lame?" Sadie suggested. "Shut up," I said.

If I were a lame only just for a week. I'd look at myself in the mirror and shoot the first thing I see.

I don't really think of my blog as a real blog. It's a lame blog. It's more like my when-the-mood-strikes update, or smoke signal.

If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep.

I know it sounds so lame, but the songs are like my children.

If you have a good date, it's nice to text them afterward to say "thanks." But if they were totally lame, it's fun to text "unsubscribe.

I'm a comedian, and I like to work on my live show, and if I'm doing television, I don't have time to work on my live show, and I can become a lame comic, and that sucks.

I know this sounds incredibly lame, but I don't want losing my virginity to feel like I'm losing something. I want it to feel like I'm finding something. I want sex to be amazing. I want it to be life-alteringly wonderful. And I want it to happen with someone I love.

I'm into video games, but only real specific lame video games.

In a retreat the lame are formost. [In a retreat the lame are foremost.]

In truth the most striking figure for the relation of the two is that of the strong blind man carrying the sighted lame man on his shoulders.

It may sound lame, but I've been journaling since I was in third grade. I love it! It makes me feel calm and happy.

I lived in Wisconsin for a while, so I keep my eyes on the Packers. I grew up in San Diego, so there's the Chargers, but outside of that, I'm really kind of lame because I don't have a specific team I pull for.

I'm a producer... I am a Hollywood producer. That is so weird. And it's not lame. But it's just like, how did that happen?

In my lame pescetarian defense, it's very hard to be a girl and say you won't eat something. Refuse one plate of bacon-wrapped pork rinds and you're anorexic. Accept them and you're on the Atkins. Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom and you're bulimic. Best to keep perfectly still and bring an IV of fluids with you to dinner.

It was a lame excuse, and I knew that wasn't the reason he was canceling. If he wanted to avoid me, I would have preferred he made up something about how he and the other guardians had to up Moroi security or practice top-secret ninja moves.

I won't read scripts because I have a limited amount of time. Why should I help other people do lame stuff when I can just go out and put on lame stuff of my own?

I would never consent to a lame publicity stunt at a time when I already want to hide.

Jesus' pattern prayer, which is both crutch, road, and walking lesson for the spiritually lame like ourselves, tells us to start with God: for God matters infinitely more than we do.

Las Vegas, Nevada: A city where oddities don't make you lame, But instead bring you riches and fortune and fame.

Lately I've heard rumors that the eagle may be lame. Just because I've been idle, don't mean that I'm tame.

My sisters and I cannot spend any substantial time searching for Wickham, as we are each commanded by His Majesty to defend Hertfordshire from all enemies until such time as we are dead, rendered lame, or married.

Personally, I wish D. would come after me, I need a good dance partner. My Daimons have lame legs. (Acheron)

Punishment is lame, but it comes.

Rhime being no necessary Adjunct or true Ornament of Poem or good Verse, in longer Works especially, but the Invention of a barbarous Age, to set off wretched matter and lame Meeter...the troublesom and modern bondage of Rimeing.

The only remarkable thing about Francis Ford Coppola's The Godfather, Part II is the insistent manner in which it recalls how much better his original film was. Even if Part II were a lot more cohesive, revealing and exciting than it is, it probably would have run the risk of appearing to be the self-parody it now seems…Its insights are fairly lame at this point.

The ship is sinking The ship is sinking There's leak, there's a leak,in the boiler room The poor, the lame, the blind Who ore the ones that we kept in charge Killers, thieves, and lawyers God's Away, God's away God's away on Business

The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account.

It's lame to say that I'm a normal girl, but I think I am.

<> It's nice of you to say I'm your best friend. <> You are my best friend, dummy. <> Really? You are my best friend. But I always assumed that somebody else was your best friend, and I was totally okay with that. You don't have to say that I'm your best friend just to make me feel good. <> You're so lame. <> That's why I figured somebody else was your best friend.

Personalizatio n wasn't supposed to be a cleverly veiled way to chase prospects around the web, showing them the same spammy ad for the same lame stuff as everyone else sees. No, it is a chance to differentiate at a human scale, to use behavior as the most important clue about what people want and more important, what they need.

So far, she’d been her usual lame self: solitary and routine-loving, carefully avoiding any path that might lead to spontaneous human interaction. Lena Kaligaris

Take it from Richard, poor and lame, What's begun in anger ends in shame.

The problem is, there are definitely some genuinely lame things on television, and there's more at the bottom of the barrel, because the barrel in a sense has gotten bigger.

The study and knowledge of the universe would somehow be lame and defective were no practical results to follow.

They think old people are lame. But they're not. They're awesome, & I know exactly why I think so. It's because they've lived entire lifetimes. Loved. Laughed. Surrendered. Stumbled. Weathered, beaten, still they don't crumble, not even as they inch toward death.

This sounds really lame, but I'm pretty proud of my feet.

TMI? Too Much Information. It”s just easier to say 'TMI'. I used to say 'don't go there', but that's lame.

Touch a man who can't walk up right, and that lame man, he's gonna fly.

Valentine's Day gifts like teddy bears, chocolate and perfume are SO lame. How about be thoughtful and original?

When you can impress your mom by saying you've been to someone's concert, you know you're pretty lame.

Wonder Woman is lame. She flies around in an invisible jet, but she's not invisible. I don't get it.

You who are strong and swift, see that you do not limp before the lame, deeming it kindness.

God we must look so lame, but it doesn't much matter when you have just now realized, all the time later, that you are still alive.

Sealing your lips makes your eyes talk Truth creeps beneath your lame feet’s walk Knees stiffen when blood vessels stalk A pounding heart’s lies hard as rock

She got dressed at the side of the pool, schooled her limp into a rolling gait and headed for the hall.

Some disabled people spend a significant amount of their energy on trying to come across as abled or as not that disabled.

Though love may be blind, it sees much; though it may be deaf, it hears much; though it may be mute, it says much; and though it may be lame, it does much.

A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial.