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    The problem is, there are definitely some genuinely lame things on television, and there's more at the bottom of the barrel, because the barrel in a sense has gotten bigger.

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    The only remarkable thing about Francis Ford Coppola's The Godfather, Part II is the insistent manner in which it recalls how much better his original film was. Even if Part II were a lot more cohesive, revealing and exciting than it is, it probably would have run the risk of appearing to be the self-parody it now seems…Its insights are fairly lame at this point.

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    The ship is sinking The ship is sinking There's leak, there's a leak,in the boiler room The poor, the lame, the blind Who ore the ones that we kept in charge Killers, thieves, and lawyers God's Away, God's away God's away on Business

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    The study and knowledge of the universe would somehow be lame and defective were no practical results to follow.

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    This sounds really lame, but I'm pretty proud of my feet.

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    TMI? Too Much Information. It”s just easier to say 'TMI'. I used to say 'don't go there', but that's lame.

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    Valentine's Day gifts like teddy bears, chocolate and perfume are SO lame. How about be thoughtful and original?

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    We will destroy you,” the Flyboys droned. “You have no escape.” That was the most imaginative, threatening thing the whitecoats had programmed these ’droids to say? “Talk about lame,” Fang muttered.

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    Take it from Richard, poor and lame, What's begun in anger ends in shame.

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    The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account.

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    They think old people are lame. But they're not. They're awesome, & I know exactly why I think so. It's because they've lived entire lifetimes. Loved. Laughed. Surrendered. Stumbled. Weathered, beaten, still they don't crumble, not even as they inch toward death.

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    This is so lame to say in a magazine, but I just grabbed some pink wallpaper. I find it to be a very relaxing color.

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    Touch a man who can't walk up right, and that lame man, he's gonna fly.

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    When you can impress your mom by saying you've been to someone's concert, you know you're pretty lame.

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    Yeah, it's just a lame term. I wish it was "movie star." That's a much better term than celebrity.

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    You who are strong and swift, see that you do not limp before the lame, deeming it kindness.

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    A lame creature, a cripple like myself, has no right to love. How should I, broken, shattered being that I am, be anything but a burden to you, when to myself I am an object of disgust, of loathing. A creature such as I, I know, has no right to love, and certainly no right to be loved. It is for such a creature to creep away into a corner and die and cease to make other people's lives a burden with her presence.

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    God we must look so lame, but it doesn't much matter when you have just now realized, all the time later, that you are still alive.

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    You sit around watching all this stuff happen on TV. . . and the TV sits and watches us do nothing! The TV must think we're all pretty lame.

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    Wonder Woman is lame. She flies around in an invisible jet, but she's not invisible. I don't get it.

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    This is nice. Two friends being friendly,” he said. Rolling my eyes, I sipped my drink and ignored his cocky smile. “How long has it been?” he asked, tapping my sandal with his boot. “The abstaining thing.” Crossing my arms under my tits, I tightened them and pushed up the girls for him to admire. I always loved teasing boys. “I bet you’ve banged a girl recently. Like I could probably smell her on you, if I got close enough,” I grumbled, remembering how he smelled like chocolate and I had a sweet tooth. “You’re likely crawling with germs.” Instead of finding offense, Vaughn watched me in a weird way. His lids lowered as the corners of his mouth lifted. A sly look on his face, Vaughn ran his tongue along his top teeth. “I have a system,” he said softly. “After I hook up with a random chick, I shower with a big bottle of Purell. One of those economy-sized ones.” Even smiling, I kicked his foot away from mine. “I’m a bath person myself. Just fill up the tub with really hot water then toss in a cap of bleach plus a few bubbles and I’m set.” “Gotta have bubbles,” he said in a deep low voice. “What are you doing?” Vaughn shook his head, yet his gaze held mine. “Just admiring your beautiful smile.” Rolling my eyes again, I sighed. “Lame.” “I know. I really do. I use that line a lot, but it’s true with you. That smile changes your face. Makes you less sex kitten and more angel.” “I’m no angel.” “What a relief. I don’t like good girls.” “I didn’t say I was bad.” Vaughn sucked at his lower lip and sized me up with those eyes. “You didn’t have to, kitten.” “Don’t call me that.” “Sugar?” he said, grinning brighter now. “Your sister didn’t like my nickname for her either.” “Why would you give my sister a nickname?” “Don’t be jealous. I like giving girls nicknames. Even girls I don’t want to spend time inside.” “I can’t believe those lines ever work.” “They don’t. Girls are drawn to my looks, not my personality.” Snorting, I begged myself to stop smiling. “And you’re proud of this fact?” “I’m proud of very little, pumpkin.” “Keep trying.

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    Our politicians always show lame excuse to defend their cripple decisions.

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    Sealing your lips makes your eyes talk Truth creeps beneath your lame feet’s walk Knees stiffen when blood vessels stalk A pounding heart’s lies hard as rock

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    I've finally decided to write about profit for a change But before I really started I already started to feel lame Baby what's it to a beast who manely to money remains untamed

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    She got dressed at the side of the pool, schooled her limp into a rolling gait and headed for the hall.

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    Some disabled people spend a significant amount of their energy on trying to come across as abled or as not that disabled.

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    A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial.

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    Though love may be blind, it sees much; though it may be deaf, it hears much; though it may be mute, it says much; and though it may be lame, it does much.

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    Christmas turns things tail-end foremost. The day and the spirit of Christmas rearrange the world parade. As the world arranges it, usually there come first in importance -- leading the parade with a big blare of a band -- the Big Shots. Frequently they are also the Stuffed Shirts. That's the first of the parade. Then at the tail end, as of little importance, trudge the weary, the poor, the lame, the halt, and the blind. But in the Christmas spirit, the procession is turned around. Those at the tail end are put first in the arrangement of the Child of Christmas.

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    Clubs are so lame. Nobody even dances at these clubs. They stand around and get drunk and they schmooze. There is no enjoyment factor.

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    Destiny is for losers. It's just a lame excuse for letting things happen to you instead of making them happen.

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    Faith becomes lame, when it ventures into matters pertaining to reason!

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    How come all the harmless people were so lame? Maybe that was the definition of safe.

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    I don't feel like I'm very pop-star lame, but I'm definitely not hipster-cool.

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    I don't really think of my blog as a real blog. It's a lame blog. It's more like my when-the-mood-strikes update, or smoke signal.

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    A non-frightening zombie is a lame zombie.

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    Do not be in a hurry to rush into the pleasures of the world like the young antelope who danced herself lame when the main dance was yet to come.

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    Facebook is one way to be able to communicate in a quick way. I never hired a firm to send out pictures and such so I am lame that way. All I can say is how grateful I am for the fans I have.

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    For what accords better and more aptly with faith than to acknowledge ourselves divested of all virtue that we may be clothed by God, devoid of all goodness that we may be filled by him, the slaves of sin that he may give us freedom, blind that he may enlighten, lame that he may cure, and feeble that he may sustain us; to strip ourselves of all ground of glorying that he alone may shine forth glorious, and we be glorified in him?

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    Get what start the sinner may, Retribution, for all her lame leg, never quits his track.

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    If I've got the powers of a god, then why am I so..." "Lame?" Sadie suggested. "Shut up," I said.

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    If I were a lame only just for a week. I'd look at myself in the mirror and shoot the first thing I see.

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    If you have a good date, it's nice to text them afterward to say "thanks." But if they were totally lame, it's fun to text "unsubscribe.

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    If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep.

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    I know it sounds so lame, but the songs are like my children.

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    I'm a comedian, and I like to work on my live show, and if I'm doing television, I don't have time to work on my live show, and I can become a lame comic, and that sucks.

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    I'm a producer... I am a Hollywood producer. That is so weird. And it's not lame. But it's just like, how did that happen?

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    I'm into video games, but only real specific lame video games.

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    In a retreat the lame are formost. [In a retreat the lame are foremost.]

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    In truth the most striking figure for the relation of the two is that of the strong blind man carrying the sighted lame man on his shoulders.

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