Best 217 quotes in «thanks quotes» category

I'm not as good a swimmer as I used to be - thanks to evolution.

It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me'. Being popular is poison.

I thank heaven that the 4th. of July is over. It is always a day of great fatigue to me, and of some embarrassments from improper intrusions and some from unintended exclusions.

It is as though we have grown wings, which thanks to Providence, we have learnt to control.

Instead of complaining that God had hidden himself, you will give Him thanks for having revealed so much of Himself.

I remember Robin [Williams] walked up to me after the last take and said, "Thanks boss! We nailed it!" That will probably be one of the best moments of my life.

It is thanks to my evening reading alone that I am still more or less sane.

It's habits that can imprison you and it's habits that can free you. But when thanks to God becomes a habit - so joy in God becomes your life.

I usually have a hard time with the fit of off-the-rack suits, thanks to my athletic proportions, but somehow Burberry always fits me perfectly. There's no tailoring really required, which is rare for me.

I turned and found Dionysus standing there, still in his black suit. Walk with me,” he said. Where to?” I asked suspiciously. Just to the campfire,” he said. “I was beginning to feel better, so I thought I would talk with you a bit. You always manage to annoy me.” Uh, thanks.

I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, 'No thanks, I'm not going that far.

(I was) my own teacher and pupil, and thanks to the efforts of both, they were not discontented with each other.

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen attended a fundraiser for Hillary Clinton in New York City this week. Hillary told them, 'Good luck with the reboot of your '90s show.' And they said, 'Thanks. Good luck with yours.'

I will offer thanks for someone who paid a price for offering compassion to me. I will place myself beneath the cross of another who needs my compassion.

...Learn to give thanks for everything.

Let a nation's fervent thanks make some amends for the toils and sufferings of those who survive.

Jeff Sessions takes the job, gets into the job, recuses himself. Which frankly I think is very unfair to the president. How do you take a job and then recuse yourself? If he would have recused himself before the job, I would have said, thanks, Jeff, but you know, I`m not going to pick you. It`s extremely unfair, and that`s a mild word, to the president.

Kat didn't know what to say. It's good to see you too? Thanks for getting me kicked out? Is it possible you've gotten even hotter? I think I might have missed you?

Marketing has taken such a complete shift, thanks to the internet.

Nick: "Don't you think maybe a drink would help you to sleep?" Nora: "No, thanks." Nick: "Maybe it would if I took one.

Mindy Kaling gets her own line in the acknowledgments, as previously negotiated by her representatives. Thanks, Mindy. I love you and you're the best.

My feet are completely flat, but for most of my life they were still shaped like feet. Now, thanks to bunions, they're shaped more like states, wide boring ones that nobody wants to drive through.

My kids used to love math. Now it makes them cry. Thanks standardized testing and common core!

Oh, a bookshop. Why not pop in and buy a little Kant? And perhaps just a quarter-pound of Kafka. Don't bother to wrap it, thanks. I'll eat it here.

No matter how small, a favor deserves thanks.

Oh great, socks. You know I'm dying for your sins right? Yeah, but thanks for the socks! They'll go great with my sandals. What am I, German?

Only he who gives thanks for the little things receives the big things.

One of the things I've discovered, thanks to the Japanese, is that you should enjoy yourself. In the old days, I used to think: 'Oh, never be satisfied, never admit to being happy.' But there's no curse in being happy.

Peeta smiles at me, sad and mocking. "Okay. Thanks for the tip, sweetheart.

Parkour belongs to the ones who live it, not the ones who want to live thanks to it.

People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

Scotland had oil, but it's running out thanks to all that deep frying.

Rarely do we realize that if we simply take time to marvel at life’s gifts and give thanks for them, we activate stunning opportunities to increase their influence in our lives.

Sarah: "Not bad. You look almost human." Lena: "Thanks." Sarah: "I said almost." Lena: "Well, then, almost thanks.

Someone once asked me "If your life could be extended to 150 and you could start another career, would you?" And I said "No, thanks, I think I'll stick at this.

So long as we are receivers of mercy, we must be givers of thanks.

Sometimes we all need to take time and give thanks.

Such lovely warmth of thought and delicacy of colour are beyond all praise, and equally beyond all thanks!

Thanks to my computer, I have now achieved a much higher state of disorganization.

Take heed often to come together to give thanks to God and show forth His praise. For when you assemble frequently in the same place, the powers of Satan are destroyed, and the destruction at which he aims is prevented by the unity of your faith.

Thanks are justly due for boons unbought

Thanksgiving day. Let us all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks now, but the turkeys.

Thanks to the circus between my ears, I can seize upon the smallest disquieting observation and from it extrapolate a terror of cataclysmic proportions.

Thanks to the Japanese and Geronimo, John Wayne became a millionaire.

Thanks for the reminder that i have to hit the gym today. I have'nt worked out in days. Unless one counted mattress gymnastics!!!

Thanks so much, everybody, for making gay marriage legal, thank you for everything you've done-I'm just going to walk through that door

Thanks to Bart Simpson, I have a pretty good life.

Thanks to Botox and fillers, as well as the work that I've already had, my face pretty much maintains itself.

Thanks to modern medicine we are no longer forced to endure prolonged pain, disease, discomfort and wealth.

Thanks to my fortunate idea of introducing the relativity principle into physics, you (and others) now enormously overrate my scientific abilities, to the point where this makes me quite uncomfortable.