Best 251 quotes in «boat quotes» category

You can bail water 24/7, and no matter how good you are at not sinking, you still have a hole in your boat.

You can always challenge a big storm with a little boat and this will only prove how unserious person you are!

You should seriously get a job planning dates for The Bachelor.

You're one to talk about talking crap, Forester." Dunstan's voice interrupts the memory, and I can't help but feel a little grateful. "Accusing my dad of poisoning the swamp? What a bunch of bull." "It's not bull,"I snarl. "Your dad's dumping trash into the swamp and you know it!" Dunstan finally loses it and stands up. The boat tilts dangerously. Melanie and the twins shriek, grasping the sides like they're glued to them. "You two sit down this minute!" Babette bellows. She's holding onto the motor for dear life. Neither of us listens. "You wanna run that by me again?" Dunstan growls. His fingers curl into fists. "Your. Dad. Is. Poisoning. The. Swamp." I let each word out slowly like Dunstan's a dumb little kid who needs help understanding.

You're about as subtle as a fucking train wreck. On a boat.

A boat can't have two captains.

A film is a boat which is always on the point of sinking-it always tends to break up as you go along and drag you under with it.

A bogus Congress register can never lead you to Swaraj any more than a paper boat can help you to sail across the Padma.

As soon as you set foot on a yacht you belong to some man, not to yourself, and you die of boredom.

Alligators and crocodiles are some of the most aggressive creatures on the planet - they'll take down a boat if you come up to their nest.

A man without courage is a boat in a frozen lake! Get rid of your fears!

A soldier fights with an irresistible strength when he has blown up his bridges and burnt his boats. Even so, it is with a soldier of ahimsa.

BOAT = Break Out Another Thousand

At best, the true philosopher can fulfil his mission very imperfectly, which is to pilot himself, or at most a few voluntary companions who may find themselves in the same boat.

Barack Obama is like the old joke about boats. The two best days of owning a boat are the day you buy it and the day you sell it.

Boats in the harbor are safe but that is not what they are meant for.

Burn the boats as you enter the island and you will take the island.

For all of us, we put our faith in the Lord Jesus Christ. He's in our boat. And when those storms come and those waves (of life) come, He's in the boat with us.

...Drifting downstream in a row boat doesn't count against your life span.

Everybody who served in John Kerry's boat under his command save one has stood with him.

Did you know you can't steer a boat that isn't moving? Just like a life.

Each of us has capacities. The real trick is knowing the machinery of the boat in which you are crossing the channel.

Everything that we want is downstream... And you don't have even have to turn the boat and paddle downstream, just let go of the oars, the current will carry you.

Fear is a thief. It robbed Peter of a perfectly good walk on water, & kept the other eleven in the boat.

Friends are supposed to act like harbor boats-let you know if you're off course. But it ain't always possible.

For will anyone dare to tell me that business is more entertaining than fooling among boats? He must have never seen a boat, or never seen an office, who says so.

From a little boat, to a big boat, to a helicopter, to an airplane.

Fortune brings in some boats that are not steered.

Get out of the boat. Face your fears. Fail. Learn. Adjust. Try again. And watch God do more than you can imagine.

Genres are just bottles for the various boats. The boats matter to me.

Here was the freedom I desired, long sought-for, not yet known Freedom to write, to walk, to wander, freedom to climb hills, to pull a boat, to be alone.

Go on, my friend, and fear nothing; you carry Caesar and his fortune in your boat.

I'd like to have a beer-holder on my guitar like they have on boats.

History is littered with great firms that got killed by disruption. Of course, the personal computer, a technology that first took root as a toy, got Digital Equipment Corporation. Kodak missed the boat for a long time on digital imaging. Sony was slow to get MP3 technology. Microsoft doesn't know what to do with open source software. And so on.

I became a boat captain because I loved the water and had been on a boat since I was eight. I captained the boat by myself because I liked being alone.

I can jump ship and swim-- that the ocean will hold me, that there's got to be more than this boat I'm in.

I always lived very frugally. I flew around on a private jet. I had a boat. But I always lived very frugally.

I did a 'Love Boat!' And based on my trip on the 'Love Boat,' I said, 'I'd just as soon not do 'Fantasy Island.''

I dislike boats," Ragnor observed, looking around. "I get vilely seasick." The turning green joke was too easy. Magnus was not going to stoop to make it.

I feel like myself and the city of Cleveland are in the same boat. We're made for each other. A few years ago, everybody had bad thoughts on Albert Belle. I feel that has changed.

I don't know if you've ever been shoved into the bow of a nutshell pram, a boat that is very easily almost liftable with one hand, and quite tippy, and is being piloted by a 12-year-old, but it is the true feeling of having your life in someone else's hands, and it's very precarious.

I don't like cruises. Period. My biggest nightmare is being stuck on a boat.

If you are leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy's propensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

If the boat started shaking, we stayed on course and didn't lose focus. That made the difference.

If I'm on a boat I will wave to every breathing thing I pass. If I'm not on a boat I try to avoid every breathing thing I pass.

If you boat a lot, you're known as a boating enthusiast. I like to boat, but I just don't want to ever be referred to as a 'boating enthusiast'. I hope they call me 'a guy who likes to boat'.

I have friends who remember seeing fish hauled onto a boat's deck and beaten to death.

If you want to rock the Vote, You have to Rock the Boat.

If you want to know why you didn't make a boat -- I'll tell you. You're just out there hammering the water. You're killing fish, not rowing.

If you ever see me at a boat show or at a car show, blow my head off.