Best 64 quotes in «jerk quotes» category

Wait!" he yelled. I didn't turn around, I walked faster. Then I heard him slam his fist on the hood of his car. I almost stopped. Maybe I would have if he'd followed me. But he didn't. He got in his car and he left, just like he said he would.

As soon as you start preaching, nobody wants to hear you because then you're a jerk.

You betcha. If I get to punch a manic, lanky jerk in the face, my night will be complete.” I gave her a fierce grin, still riding off the energy of the crowd.

A jerk on a motorcycle is equal to a leaf, because I find it beautiful when these things fall.

all skinny guys with beards are jerks

As I've gotten older, I've realized that things are a lot more permeable. It's not so black and white: not every journalist is a jerk.

If a guy is over 25 percent jerk, he's in trouble. And Henry was 95 percent.

Don't be a jerk to other comics and don't let the business beat you down, stay positive and if you work your ass off you're going to get somewhere.

Everybody calls me fat all the time, so I can’t wait to have a reason, instead of everybody just being a jerk! I’ve never been Gisele Bündchen, so ain’t nobody expectin’ that! I like to set a [low] standard so people don’t expect a lot.

I could be a jerk and get a lot more publicity, but that's not who I am.

Be respectful to your peers and yourself, of course. Don't be a jerk. But at the same time don't settle for anything less than yourself.

Dissent is morally neutral. You can correctly call yourself a dissident because you like to kick puppies, but at the end of the day, you're just a jerk who likes to kick puppies.

Do not tolerate brilliant jerks. The cost to teamwork is too high.

I almost did the knee-jerk thing of saying Judge Judy is funny to me, but I just don't have the patience for the format of that show.

I could be a real jerk on the days I was pitching.

I'll get cast occasionally as sort of the jerk version of myself, and I have fun doing that. But it's really better for everyone if I stay behind the camera.

I felt there's a wealth in Jewish tradition, a great inheritance. I'd be a jerk not to take advantage of it.

If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes.

I have tons of tunes, maybe 30 tunes that I still think are great, and only because some jerk at a record company didn't think it was great, it's not out there.

If I'd had a great level of success early on, who knows how I would have responded. I might have been a complete jerk.

I hope I'm an integrous person who cleans up their messes when I've been a jerk.

In democracy everyone has the right to be represented, even the jerks.

I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else.

I'm not afraid to be a jerk or anything and laugh at myself anymore.

I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it.

It's about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing there like jerks!

Is it okay to go the roof of the tallest building in your town and jerk off into the street?

Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey

I've made it a point here that I'm not going to knee-jerk react to anything, and especially before [Donald] Trump is inaugurated.

I was 23 with a mullet doing lots of jerk-off material.I can't look at the old tapes now.

Jerk equals narcissist.Narcissists tend to be risk takers. Risk takers happen to do better in general in businesses. So jerk equals narcissist, equals risk taker.

Knee-jerk liberals and all the certified saints of sanctified humanism are quick to condemn this great and much-maligned Transylvanian statesman.

I've dated jerks, so why not geeks?

I will never grow thick skin, so that you don't have to feel bad about being a jerk to me.

Like a jerk, I went to a nutritionist and I ate the most repulsive, awful things. I didn't allow myself to eat chocolate cake and french fries and cheeseburgers.

Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.

Maybe one of the qualities of being a great coach is being [a jerk]. There are quite a few of them around.

The biggest Russian problem - not all Russian jerks have moved to the US and UK yet.

Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians.

Small jerks began to appear in my legs, my walk became unsteady precisely because I wanted it to be smooth.

True success is figuring out your life and career so you never have to be around jerks.

They say love thy neighbor as thy self , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too?

There are more great guys than jerks, so it's a huge list.

Tony Bennett said to me, "Wow, your talent is amazing." Maybe he's a bore, maybe he's a jerk, but when he said that to me, I didn't need anything more than that.

When you've been hurt, you don't make excuses for the jerk who hurt you. That's his mama's job.

What's the difference between tough love and acting like a jerk?

When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me.

What is known can't jerk us around unwittingly. Before anything can be resolved, the implicit must be made into the explicit.

Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.

I'm evil, know it, and enjoy it.