Best 2389 quotes in «comedy quotes» category

I know it's going to sound cheesy, but I love show business. I love doing comedy, I love that I get to do all this with my friends.

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.

I know nothing about love and romance, so I prefer to stick to just comedy.

I know the new comedy god is surrealism, but it doesn't touch my heart.

I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.

I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.

I learned a few things on my own since, and modified some of the things he taught me, but everything, unequivocally, that I learned about comedy writing I learned from Danny Simon.

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.

I left Indiana, and I ain't been back since. I've been doing comedy and paying my bills.

I like a certain style of show, I like a certain pace, I like a rhythm, I like a lot of comedy in with my drama.

I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.

I liked comedy, but didn't know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.

I like broad comedy. If I had an idea tomorrow for a film that was all slapstick and broad comedy, and it was an idea that interested me, I would not hesitate to do it because I enjoy watching these kinds of film.

I like doing the mainstream, right-down-the-pike broad comedies as much as I like doing the kind of unorthodox different stuff.

I like doing the comedic episodes because it's refreshing. I enjoy doing comedic things and physical comedy. It's fun.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

I like human comedies - or dramedies. More than anything, I'm interested in people just dealing with everyday things that are difficult, and there is more than enough comedy and drama in that.

I like idiotic comedies.

I like more grounded comedy. I enjoy broad comedies also, but I like Shirley MacLaine.

I like old movies, screwball comedies, vintage clothes, and basically I'm an old-fashioned gal.

I like physical comedy. And I like the old comedies.

I like really stupid comedies.

I like romantic comedy as a genre, but I think it can get stuck in its ways.

I like that kind of 'straight-faced' comedy. I like to be straight-faced and outrageous.

I like the days when all the filmmakers had was a film roll, a camera and a gangster. The Mack Sennett comedies were all like that. They'd create little teams to go out and shoot films.

I like the tragedies way more than the comedies because they're so universal.

I like to approach comedy from character, to have the stakes for the individuals in the story be very high.

I like to do comedy, but I'll be perfectly honest, I prefer to do drama and more character-driven-based stuff, generally.

I like to find comedy or something interesting to look at with whatever I'm working on.

I like to do things that are shocking or challenging for the sake of comedy.

I like to take chances, and that's the key to comedy -- dancing like an idiot but doing it with wild abandon.

I like to smoke, and when you smoke, things become less serious and you find the funny in things. So, even movies that aren't funny, they end up turning into comedies to me.

I like to watch comedies; the most dramatic that I used to get was 'Forrest Gump.'

I like very dry humor. I dont like things that are over the top. I like subtlety. I like things that are nonchalant. I like characters that are sort of monotone and based in dark comedy.

I looked back at some high school journals and discovered that I definitely wanted to be a writer, but not necessarily comedy.

I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.

I like variety, which is frustrating. But I've always been picky. I was afraid Pirates would be too much like Twentieth Century, broad comedy. But my agent talked me into it. I was spoiled by the range of a repertory theater.

I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.

I look for every opportunity to mix comedy and horror and tragedy. I love catching audiences off-guard.

I love a lot of comedy actors and actresses like Kristen Wiig and Tina Fey and all those women who are really brilliant and funny.

I love 30 Rock. It's one of my favorite shows. It's certainly the gold standard of comedy writing.

I love bad comedy more than I love good comedy, so I love open mics. Or I used to. But the thing that delights me more than anything else in an open-mic performer is when the comic has one joke that requires some kind of prop. But only one. The prop is always produced very awkwardly, and it never, ever pays off. The resulting embarrassment is savory and delicious.

I love being manipulated by what I see. I love weepies and romantic comedies where you're reaching for the Kleenex at the right moment.

I love comedy, I love drama, and I love telling good stories.

I love comedy; so you want to make them happy, make them laugh.

I love comedy, because I like making fun of things even though they are dramatic.

I love comedy. I like to think that there's a sense of humor in some of my music - obviously not all of it.

I loved musicals, love them still. But also, I'm really inspired by comedy music.

I love doing comedy. Absolutely love it. After 'Wedding Crashers,' people suddenly realized that it was something I could do.