Best 2389 quotes in «comedy quotes» category

If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the universe, let him go back to where he came from.

If one official signals Falcons ball and Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson signals Seahawks ball, is it a jump ball?

If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?

I, for one, can't wait for this election to be over, because the curse of Donald Trump in a satirical comedy way is that, one, he's such a large character; it's hard to satirize at times. Two, he's sucking all the air out of every room he walks into so every attempt leads to covering only him. You can't turn a corner in New York City without people talking about Donald Trump, without talking about the same things about Donald Trump.

I found doing that kind of comedy without an audience is just... for me, it's almost impossible. You need the audience to do their half of the work.

I found I had the ability to do comedy. My timing was really inborn.

If the audience knows what's behind the door and the actor does not, that's comedy. If both the audience and the actor do not know, that's mystery!

If there's anything I hate more than a stupid action comedy, it's an incompetent stupid action comedy. It's not so bad it's good. It's so bad it's nothing else but bad.

If tragedy is an experience of hyperinvolvement, comedy is an experience of underinvolvement, of detachment.

If we can't have comedy books written about aspects of womanhood without going into a panic attack about it, then we haven't got very far at being equal.

If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.

If we were truly created by God, why do we occasionally bite the insides of our mouths?

If you're going through a divorce and you're in a comedy you have to find some way to find the funny side of things even though you might not want to.

If you elect a matinee idol mayor, you're going to have a musical comedy administration.

If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces, that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it's wrong. It's just wrong.

If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.

If you're playing things sincere in a really absurd, heightened situation, you'll achieve comedy as opposed to just saying funny lines and one-liners and stuff.

If you're going to do a romantic comedy it was about housing it in something that we haven't seen before.

If you thought it was impossible for a film to contain less effective comedy than Date Movie, here's evidence to the contrary.

I get a lot of flack from critics that my comedies are all over the place, my dramas are all over the place, they're schizophrenic - as if I don't know that!

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

If you want good sketches, go pick up Sid Caesar. The best of Your Show of Shows. That's the greatest sketch comedy you'll ever see on television.

I get stage fright with short stories. For me it feels like standup comedy: kill or die. I'm more confident when I begin a novel because I know I have space to fail.

I get to do physical comedy! When do women get to do physical comedy? Very rarely.

I got my start in silent radio.

I got locked into a tradition [at Cambridge] of doing comedy.

I got lucky. I won the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1977 while I was still at San Francisco State.

I go to a lot of stand-up comedy. I find more inspiration from observational stuff than from rap.

I got into comedy so I could stay out all night.

I got off the plane - I was walking and cooking at the same time.

"I got up early because I wanted to." - Nobody

I grew up fascinated with comedy and with people who could capture someone's attention.

I gravitate towards anything that has a grain of comedy to it.

I got, like, Diane Keaton's manager, and she was very connected; she had power. And she was like, "Your star is in tears on this comedy. Do you even notice that at all?

I grew up wanting to make movies, and along the way I suddenly found that I had a career doing comedy.

I grew up watching British comedy on TV, really.

I guess funny people are attracted to funny people, and then you get comedy marriages.

I guess what I always found funny was the human condition. There is a certain comedy and pathos to trouble and accidents. Like, when a driver has parked his car crookedly and then wonders why he has the bad luck of being hit.

I guess I'm sort of spoiled because, most of the things that I get to do, people know that you're a good improviser, so they allow you at least one improv take, and for comedy, that's great.

I had always been - everybody kind of likes comedy. I was very interested in comedy, beyond just liking it. I had friends that took apart radios; I wanted to take apart jokes.

I had no musical or athletic ability, and I wasnt particularly good looking. Comedy was something I could do for attention.

I had envisioned doing comedy since childhood. For sure.

I had a terrible job letting me do anything that wasn't comedy.

I hadn't really done a comedy other than The Ape since Freaks and Geeks.

I had seen some shows at the Groundlings [legendary L.A. improvisational and sketch comedy troupe] and thought, "If I could ever do that, that would really mean something, that I have arrived." So I went through the program and said to myself, "I'm going to stay here until they kick me out." Seriously, they can ask you to leave at any point. Luckily, they never did that to me.

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.

I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.

I have a lot more fun making comedies because there's a levity on the set, and I find it difficult to go to work and, you know, cry for 12 hours.

I have always felt like romantic comedies are incredibly predictable. You look at the poster and you know those two are ending up together at the end of the movie.

I have always survived with comedy, in that I grew up very dyslexic and did not get good grades. I always thought I was dumb, and there are many people out there that would agree