Best 654 quotes in «insane quotes» category

She was a southern girl, which is the same as saying she was insane.

She was talking to a tree. Just talking to a tree. Totally normal. People probably did it every day here. They're only trees. She fought an insane urge to laugh.

Since everyone is driving me crazy, I call Shotgun!

Some people never get to discover the joys of insanity!

Sometimes, you have to go Insane, to Outsane, the Sane. You know what i'm Sanin?

Sometimes, you have to go Insane, to Outsane, the Sane. You know what i'm Sayin?

The great thing about being considered insane is that you've got an excuse to do anything you want

Some people wouldn’t still be sane, if they were not religious or superstitious; some wouldn’t be disabled or dead.

Sometimes it happens that the most insane thought, the most impossible conception, will become so fixed in one's head that at length one believes the thought or the conception to be reality. Moreover, if with the thought or the conception there is combined a strong, a passionate, desire, one will come to look upon the said thought or conception as something fated, inevitable, and foreordained—something bound to happen. Whether by this there is connoted something in the nature of a combination of presentiments, or a great effort of will, or a self-annulment of one's true expectations, and so on, I do not know;

Sometimes you have to go a little crazy before you can find sanity. I think I'm close.

That’s,” I say. My words are all tangled up. “That’s. Insane. You’re insane.” “I prefer the term brilliant.

The best way to stay safe is, let them think your insane.

The boundary between being an exile and being mad seemed to be a fine one... losing one’s rightful place in the world could mean losing one’s mind.

The conundrum of sanity and insanity, is that it serves us to be some of each. It's really only a question of degrees. You cannot possibly be 100% adjusted and live in this INSANE world. A little bit of crazy is a coping skill.

The hours wear on, while the surreal atmosphere of the asylum does not wear off.

The older you are, and the faster you walk, the crazier you look.

The insane mind appears to be the most creative.

The only difference between me and a madman is that he has the certification

The greater the gap between self perception and reality, the more aggression is unleashed on those who point out the discrepancy.

The most important thing to remember about confronting an irrational person is that they are usually attributing an inaccurate meaning to a situation causing them to react irrationally.

The only explanation I can think of is that he is insane, and there are so many insane people in the world that it isn't even interesting.

The only walls that talk, are the white ones.

There are two ways of life, one leading to righteousness, which brings happiness, and the other to unrighteousness, which produces misery. One leads to kindness, mercy and sympathy, the other to hatred and cruelty; one to tolerance and the other to intolerance; one to justice and the other to injustice; one to truth and the other to error; one to peace and concord and the other to quarrelling and war; one to mental development and the other to mental contraction. One is the Secular way and the other is the Theological; one is the Democratic and the other the Despotic; one is the sane and the other the insane.

The USA is turning into a nation filled with insane masturbators.

There is no reason why an individual, who has the misfortune to become insane, should, on that account, be deprived of any comfort or even luxury...

The severing of his limbs and subsequent cauterizing of the wounds was not the most pleasurable part, no." His mad grin stretched, it seemed, from ear to ear.

There’s no such thing as normal. There is no definition of normal. Normal is subjective. You can’t—and shouldn’t—force yourself to want something ‘normal’ and stop wanting what you truly want. It’s a sure way to make your life miserable.

To evade insanity and depression, we unconsciously limit the number of people toward whom we are sincerely sympathetic.

The world went insane before I did, I'm just adapting to the new reality.

They say the crazies come out at night. I say the crazies come out during election year: Elections have the power to turn once seemingly normal people into certified loonies.

Thinking without acting makes you a coward. Acting without thinking makes you insane. You need both the thoughts and actions; they never walk alone!

This is crazy. We’re standing here, talking about nuclear bombs being dropped on Carcery Vale. It’s insane.

To take away a man’s sanity, answer all his prayers and solve all his problems. Or give him everything and everyone he wants.

To masturbate or not to masturbate, that is the question.

We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in public were large enough.

We live in a society where crazy is the new normal.

We may paint our faces. We may fuck around. But pussy-ass bitches here wont be found. My homies stand behind me all the way. My true family and forever we'll stay. Don't fuck with me, cause they got my back. Where do your friends go, when they know you can't hack? Do they stay and help? Fuck no, they run! Back to their mommies while we have our fun. My juggalo family, we don't fuck around. So tell me this now, are you down with the clown?

We`re not in Wonderland anymore, Alice.

What if death drives us insane? What if we survive, but it drives us insane? What then?

When I became insane, the music that calms me down…

When I was at school, I never thought that I would become an expert on insane masturbators.

While astronomers have been pleasuring themselves with Space, I have been exploring the biological science of insane masturbators.

When you do not have the brains, you create your own cancer.

You can get mad… upset… sad… angry.. . Insane… and the list goes on and on… But honestly this is your choice. Note: Mood Swinger!

Why are all pretty boys insane?

Yes I am weird, weird is good. Normal is overrated.

You are not walking slow enough, when taking a walk, if you do not come across as bored or depressed (to the average sane person).

You are really nuts, you know it? One a these days they're gonna come over and just lock you up! You aren't playing with a full deck, Eunice. I think somebody blew your pilot light out. There's more. You know what? You got splinters in the windmill of your mind. You're playin hockey with a warped puck! I think you dine sprung a leak in your dingey....

You cannot evaluate an insane belief system from within it.

There was nothing Mandy had wanted more than to give her full attention to the world of Personifications and ignore those who ignored her in society. She’d wanted to talk out loud to Alecto, to have conversations in front of other ordinary people. Unfortunately, to do that in front of ordinary people would only prove her insanity, and although Mandy was naïve at times, she wasn’t stupid.